Badvice!

[Silverhoof 2,844]

The hacker saw. The hacker came. The hacker conquered.

 

Nightmare Rarity has killed me three times in the "Avatar Above is Coming to Kill You" thread. How can I survive?

[AppleShy Sparkle 312]

Get rid of the source of the problem.

 

What should i do the next time i argue with someone and they start rambling because they have nothing to say back?

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Call 911. They can handle that sort of thing.

 

How can I earn some extra money for those rising gas prices?

[Shypony 10]

Make a drawing of a famous person in a goofy picture and sell it.

 

 

 

Everyone keeps taking my last cookie! What should I do?

[Darrala 269]

All you have to do is take a cup of cyanide, add it to the mix...

 

I want to make my motorcycle faster, what could i do to it?

[Rocco 567]

Add nitrous, convert to methonal, add turbo kit with inner cooler then procure a jato rocket with funds barrowed from the mob and attache to said bike. That should get you to atleast 650mph unless the wind shifts, then you get to go to pony heaven.

 

 

 

 

I work at a motel, theres a geust thats unhappy with there room and wants a refund, but we have a strict no refund policy, ol lawd what is iz to dooz?

[Friendship_Cannon 1,676]

lock them in their room! and then RUN!

 

I can´t manage to open this bottle of water, what the hayz am I supposed to do nao?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Use a napkin to dry it off.

 

How do I make birthgiving easier on myself?

[stainesbrony 219]

EAT POOP

 

Why is Apollo Justice a terrible lawyer?

[Venomous 18,859]

Punch him again and film it.

 

I want to ride a zebra.. What can I do

[Silverhoof 2,844]

romance Zecora.

 

Mothman keyed my car. What could it possibly mean?

[stainesbrony 219]

That Apollo Justice has lost his 1000th trial

 

Dolphins?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Delicious! Thanks!

 

Whats the best way to greet a Pixie?

[Senor Citizen 516]

Ass slapping.

How does ?

[Samurai Heavy 53]

Simple: Die.

 

You explode. What do now?

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Burn down Disney Toon Studios with lemons.

 

Trapped in the closet.

[Jalaton 155]

Dig a hole

 

I am sick what should be done?

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Have a freezing cold shower.

 

The light bulb in my bathroom just went flat. What do?

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Kill it with fire.

 

Best way to speed up my computer?

[Dustbuster Dug 8]

Pour coffee on it, it will wake it up.

 

I forgot to do an assignment. 

[Frenzyhero 52]

Do it.

(Yes, I get the point of the thread.)

 

Where do I bury the body?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Eat a lollipop

I need to brush my teeth before dooshifter steals my asparagus chicken tortilla from the lake gods of Lordbababa's Jigglypuff
Where do i find the key to have sex with the beautiful and majestic pinkie the joker? as portrayed in this image.
 

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[Level3rd 128]

Badadvice?

Oh that will work!

 

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

Burn it.

 

Whatever it is.

 

Just...burn it.

[Blue Lightning 275]

Freezer burnt

 

Freezer burnt?