Badvice!

[SmittyWerbenjagermanjense 1,032]

Ah... uhh...... no?....

 

My cat wont stop meowing. halp

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Dangle some cat nip in it's face.

 

I'm lonely, FIX IT?

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

Move into a haunted house. Then you'll never be lonely.

 

Urge to kill rising... what should I do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Rising... giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity.

 

MY eyes hurt from straining them, make it stahp!

[Blue Lightning 275]

Listen to your heart when it's calling for you!

I'm stuck on a roller coaster HEAEAEALP!!!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hmm... use your get ninja'ding powers to jump off.

 

How do I make my eyes hurt less?

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

Spit in the eye of the person sitting next to you.

 

No muffins? But I waaaant one!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Just get a some mudcake at TGIF, that'll satisfy your hunger.

 

How do I get my spit out of this guy's eye? I think he's gonna put that pistol in his pocket to use.

[Blue Lightning 275]

Use Billy Mays Mighty Putty!!! It Gets the job done!!!

How do I turn a food fight into a hot orgy?

 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Try getting Animonster's channel removed, that'll help.

 

How do I get her to stop rubbing my butt?

[Blue Lightning 275]

buy underwear that says "You're rubbing me the wrong way."

 

I'm climbing underneath the table, how do I take the cookies?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Sneakily punch your hand through the table until you get the cookies.

 

How do I get a rubber duck?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I best not say, but if you must...

 

 

Wait for a rubber duck factory in Japan to explode, then wait for the swarm of duckies to ride the currents all the way to California.

 

 

I need to fix my chair. What do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Call my mother and tell her to sit on it. I'm going to hell for that. Making fun of fat peolpe is still funny though. I love you mom.

 

I need to getagun, but I'm underaged, how I do this?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Steal your neighbor's then shoot him.

 

How can I offer advice to the dude writing a fanfic about my OC?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Make sure to emphasize on the incorrect statement that she's a dude. In actual advice though,make sure to tell her about everything (coltifornia, the gala, our gender changes, mike's BS)

 

How do I find it in me to break up with the nonexistant lady I'm with?

[~Vallo~ 409]

Find your closest friend who's a girl, imagine she's your lady, and scream "GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" This way, you can practice until you get it right.

 

 

How can I get a perfect score on a test without cheating?

Edited March 5, 2013 by Vallo

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Take my advice.

 

How do I give advice again?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I've to pee. What do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Lay on your back and open your mouth,

 

How do I get un lazied so mah fighty class dun' go bad?

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

Play a Street Fighter game.

 

How do I stop procrastinating?

[Iudex 1,945]

Kill yourself.

 

BF3 won't update.

[Unok 6]

Throw a turkey sandwich at the wall and watch it slide down

 

I killed an innocent grasshopper.

[Iudex 1,945]

Eat its legs.

 

I died.

Edited March 6, 2013 by Kestrel

[Endless Storm 109]

Bring yourself back to life

 

I just jumped out a window