Badvice!

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Rape her.

 

I want to fly, how should I do this?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Staple yourself to the ground
 

How do I buy a human pry?

[Queen Sugar Hoof 48]

Kidnap his dog.

 

 

I ate poison! What do?!?!

[Blue Lightning 275]

Spit them back out! Cici and Bret don't deserve this!?

Where do I make tennis racket factory for rainbow dash

She says she's a lot more fun with a racket, and a mattress and some rope... I'll consider my options...

 

[Golurk 468]

The depths of the Mariana Trench. Or in Detroit. Both work.

 

What can I do to get people to respect the scientific arts?

[SandmanTheTerrible 27]

Kill them with it, that will at least get you the fear part.

 

what is the best way to land in a hay stack?

[Golurk 468]

Skydive onto it. I imagine a parachute won't be necessary.

 

I have a bunch of corpses I need to dispose of that have died of *ahem* "natural causes." What do?

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Cook them into a stew, and serve it at a potluck.

 

I failed to kill myself. What should I do now?

[SandmanTheTerrible 27]

try, try, try again.

 

I broke a leg skydiving what do i do

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Go again, and this time break your neck.

 

I'm single now, what do?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Spend all your dating budget on fast food and gain a 100 pounds. Girls will love going out with you because everyone will look at her and say, "Hey, she must be a great cook!"

 

The Girl Friend and I just had an argument. Whats the best way to smooth things over?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Go all 1950s on her.

 

Genies keep corrupting my wishes for world domination! What do?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Kill the genies. Give them poison Muffins.

 

I'm concerned that Muffin Thief will take over the world. What do>

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Kill the Communist Equestrian government.

 

I'm concerned that Silverhoof will stop me. What do?

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Offer him a position of high power in your government, then poison his marshmallow peeps on Easter.

 

Snowdrop made me cry, what should I do?

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Put some pepper spray in your eyes, it'll stop the tears.

 

My laptop is broken and I need a new one, what should I do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Slap the top of your laps with your laptop.

 

Hungry. Suggestions?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Toucans

Toucans?

[Just some guy 1,070]

Medium-rare or well-done.

 

I don't have a robe and wizard hat for my girl.Wat do to improvise?

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[Doctor Shuu 797]

Wheel dress.

 

I have Sombra's ashes in a jar. How do I bring him back?

[Blue Lightning 275]

You don't, he only lived once! #HOLO

I just spilled milk, WHERE'S SWIPER?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Probably the police station.

 

How to attract people to my kingdom?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Tax incentives...and free donuts (with sprinkles!)

 

Whats the best way to ask for a raise?

[SandmanTheTerrible 27]

With a gun.

 

How do I clean fingerprints off a crime scene?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Don't, Kerosene and a match. Explosives also work well.

 

I keep having nightmares about Slenderman. What do?