stainesbrony 219 May 12, 2013 Share May 12, 2013 Smoke weed. The judge said that I can only make crystal meth in the courtroom if I give him some, but I want it all to myself. Wat do? (I'M COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS!) STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY! My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298 Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 May 19, 2013 Share May 19, 2013 Oh yes, bring it to the courtroom. They're all your friends there. Be sure to offer some to the bailiff and the cops too. My GF is gone for the weekend, but keeps calling me at home. (I think she is checking up on me...) What can I do to put her mind at ease? UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Heavy 53 May 19, 2013 Share May 19, 2013 Remove it. DISCLAIMER: If they forget who you are, I am not to be held accountable. I can't think of anything to put in this space. Help? People who say "Nothing is impossible" are morons. I've seen it done on too many occasions to count! Proud Owner Of Samurai Hotel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D1SCORDANT- 1,080 May 20, 2013 Share May 20, 2013 Eat your right arm. I'm hungry. My YouTube Channel My Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 May 20, 2013 Share May 20, 2013 Steal food from Rarity. I stole food from Rarity. But I don't want to go to Pony Jail? What do? UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D1SCORDANT- 1,080 May 21, 2013 Share May 21, 2013 Steal a car and drive really fast down the freeway. Ford or Dodge? My YouTube Channel My Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Heavy 53 May 21, 2013 Share May 21, 2013 Ford. Don't Dodge. *Shoots* THIS. IS. SPARTA? People who say "Nothing is impossible" are morons. I've seen it done on too many occasions to count! Proud Owner Of Samurai Hotel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D1SCORDANT- 1,080 May 21, 2013 Share May 21, 2013 (edited) No, this. Is. EUREKA! Toyota or Chevy? Edited May 21, 2013 by D1scordant My YouTube Channel My Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mint_Melody 91 May 21, 2013 Share May 21, 2013 Home made horse drawn carriage. I want to make a cake, can someone tell me how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Sixteenbit 287 May 21, 2013 Share May 21, 2013 If you watch the video, "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" you should be able to figure out something I am tied up in my own armpit hair. How do I free myself? DevianArt Youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D1SCORDANT- 1,080 May 21, 2013 Share May 21, 2013 (edited) Chainsaw. i need to know, Why do they call it a hack saw? Edited May 21, 2013 by D1scordant My YouTube Channel My Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 May 25, 2013 Share May 25, 2013 The hacker saw. The hacker came. The hacker conquered. Nightmare Rarity has killed me three times in the "Avatar Above is Coming to Kill You" thread. How can I survive? UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppleShy Sparkle 312 May 25, 2013 Share May 25, 2013 Get rid of the source of the problem. What should i do the next time i argue with someone and they start rambling because they have nothing to say back? 1 Better run, run, run, run, run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Periwinkle 3,775 May 26, 2013 Share May 26, 2013 Call 911. They can handle that sort of thing. How can I earn some extra money for those rising gas prices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shypony 10 May 27, 2013 Share May 27, 2013 Make a drawing of a famous person in a goofy picture and sell it. Everyone keeps taking my last cookie! What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrala 269 May 27, 2013 Share May 27, 2013 All you have to do is take a cup of cyanide, add it to the mix... I want to make my motorcycle faster, what could i do to it? iRacing like a boss since 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocco 567 May 27, 2013 Share May 27, 2013 Add nitrous, convert to methonal, add turbo kit with inner cooler then procure a jato rocket with funds barrowed from the mob and attache to said bike. That should get you to atleast 650mph unless the wind shifts, then you get to go to pony heaven. I work at a motel, theres a geust thats unhappy with there room and wants a refund, but we have a strict no refund policy, ol lawd what is iz to dooz? Fallout Equestria: The Wildest Dreams 221K words and counting!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/357237/fallout-equestria-the-wildest-dreams Letting Go 67k and nearly done!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395523/letting-go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendship_Cannon 1,676 May 27, 2013 Share May 27, 2013 lock them in their room! and then RUN! I can´t manage to open this bottle of water, what the hayz am I supposed to do nao? Signature made by the amazing ~Harmonic Dreams~ I always pictured you as a cross between Demoman and Pinkie Pie for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 Use a napkin to dry it off. How do I make birthgiving easier on myself? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stainesbrony 219 May 29, 2013 Share May 29, 2013 EAT POOP Why is Apollo Justice a terrible lawyer? STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY! My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298 Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venomous 18,859 May 29, 2013 Share May 29, 2013 Punch him again and film it. I want to ride a zebra.. What can I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 May 29, 2013 Share May 29, 2013 romance Zecora. Mothman keyed my car. What could it possibly mean? UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stainesbrony 219 May 29, 2013 Share May 29, 2013 That Apollo Justice has lost his 1000th trial Dolphins? STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY! My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298 Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 May 29, 2013 Share May 29, 2013 Delicious! Thanks! Whats the best way to greet a Pixie? UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Citizen 516 May 29, 2013 Share May 29, 2013 Ass slapping. How does ? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OCs: Standoff and Red Alert, the luckless mercs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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