Badvice!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

No, you just need a new tactic. Try JOHNMADDEN.

 

I want to fill a condom with cream cheese and throw it off the 3rd floor of my school, where do I get one?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Your grandmothers purse!

Should I make pigs fly?

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

Don't be silly! They already can!

 

I want to be more productive with my life. How?

Edited February 24, 2013 by darklord60

[ColtofPersonality 855]

By sleeping in your bed with the A/C and heat on full blast. And skipping gym class to play video games and being a burden to your parents.

How can I slow fart to make my friends laugh?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Air compressor, lotion, and strong booty walls.

 

How do I swim without drowning?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You flail like a mad pony!

How do I hit me baby one more time?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Step 1: Draw Me on a baby.

Step 2: Hit Me baby.

 

How do I get this Me off of me?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You have to buy it dinner first.

How come my toilet whispers it's secret agenda for world domination whenever I go to use it?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Because i'm evil.

How come i'm tired.

[Blue Lightning 275]

You popped off the rim and got stuck in it!

 

Why can't I write a song about Octavia?

[Roi 100]

Because all song including Octavia must be written on someones ass

 

What is 2+2?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Because all song including Octavia must be written on someones ass

 

What is 2+2?

You should go on a spiritual journey in the Himalayas to find the answer you seek.

 

 

How do I improve my art skills?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

If you wanna get better at art, smear ketchup all over your body and wear several layers of clothes inside of your warmest room in your house.

 

I always try to make spagghetti form y family, but apparently I'm doing something wrong. Is there a way to go about the noodles without using worms?

[Roi 100]

Kill your family then you wont have to feed them

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 

Edited February 24, 2013 by Wonderweiss Margera

[Leatherbehlt 465]

That's not asking for advice, that's just a question. YOU GUYS ArE BREAKING THE GAME!

 

Ask the old man down the street with a fedora, trenchcoat, and tommy gun, he can help you.

 

My English teacher is Spanish, and she fails me whenever I try cooking her rice and beans instead of homework. How do I keep my grades up?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Cook her BEEF and rice and beans.

 

What present to get nephew?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Boobies.

 

Is there a way to incorporate pinecones into my diet? I wanna grow a tree in my stomach.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Invite MT or Trixie over for supper.

 

Where can MT get a cheap, high quality microphone?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

There's this guy named Rocko. You can find him hanging on third and vine. He can get you electronics for cheap. and no, this isn't a sting operation, he a real criminal...no problem. You won't go to jail. trust me.

 

I keep getting swallowed by ponies in another thread. How can I avoid this terrible fate?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Cover yourself in sugar cubes

 

I know we aint got

much to say

before I let you get away
 

I said are you gonna be my girl?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'm a guy.

 

How can I ficx the aboive statement WITHOUT a bandsaw?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

sledge hammer

 

Blue Lightning sound lonely. How can we all cheer him up?

Edited February 24, 2013 by Silverhoof

[Shining Wing 201]

Strand him on an island.

 

How do I jump?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Fly a paper airplane to sweep you off of your hooves.

 

If my lips are chapped and I'm surrounded by zombies, what should I do?

Edited February 24, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Blue Lightning 275]

Sing "A whole new world" with nails in your mouth

 

Pinkie wants to get to the other side of my computer screen. How can we accomplish this?