L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM I would have given him 100% What would you have given him? Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows through which state? * liqiud Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become? * wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? * by sleeping at night Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find a elephant with one hand... Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other, what would you have? * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long will it take four men to build it? * no time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? * Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. XD 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 I would've given him a high five. That was amazing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizz. 1,078 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 Genius. :U http://alt="img-3411728-1-kQpW0ME.png"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine 16,334 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 Trolling your teacher at it's best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezynell 2,037 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 Did you see this online, or did it really happen? GAK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twi Rubix 726 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 WIn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177 January 31, 2012 Author Share January 31, 2012 Did you see this online, or did it really happen? I don't know. The principal of the school my father teaches at gave him a copy. My father read it to the family, but he didn't say if it was true or not. I personnaly think no, the questions are not too consistant with each other. Still hilarious XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plasmastorm X-15 162 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 Thats funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shankveld 4,949 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 I guess you don't get marks for being a smart ass~ note: this is very old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apple Bloom 2,933 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 It may be old but who ever came up with the answers is quite clever, and it's all true. Signature by @Nico. Come join us for movies and more! Every Friday on Equestria.tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenChrysalis 176 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 true story meme LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colon Leftbracket 971 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 Trolling teachers is a lot of fun! I do it all the time if I know I really don't need the points! Like today I was supposed to write a Haiku for my school's "Haiku Mania" thing to support creative writing or something. I wrote this... Hey This One Rhymed Dylan is my name Poetry is not my game This poem is lame XD She said it was the best submission yet! 1 [New siggy in progress!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,053 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177 January 31, 2012 Author Share January 31, 2012 Trolling teachers is a lot of fun! I do it all the time if I know I really don't need the points! Like today I was supposed to write a Haiku for my school's "Haiku Mania" thing to support creative writing or something. I wrote this... Hey This One Rhymed Dylan is my name Poetry is not my game This poem is lame XD She said it was the best submission yet! Now THAT is a w!n dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 LOL @ Q3 and Q13. <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrooveBroove 680 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 Best answers ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 (edited) Teacher/student trolling is hilarious! Here are some other interesting stories, just for the lulz! 1. My pysch teacher said that his pysch teacher in college gave an exam which almost everyone failed because every single answer to the 100 questions was A. 2. A philosophy professor once gave his students a very large essay to write which counted for a sizable portion of their grade. The only prompt was "Why." All of the students returned with 10,20,30 page essays, all but one. One student wrote only two words "Why not?" The professor automatically passed the student and told him/her it was the best answer out of them all! Edited January 31, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezynell 2,037 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 I don't know. The principal of the school my father teaches at gave him a copy. My father read it to the family, but he didn't say if it was true or not. I personnaly think no, the questions are not too consistant with each other. Still hilarious XD Yea, I've seen a bunch of these in joke books too But still a nice compilation GAK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 That's some serious trolling xD though Napoleon did not die in battle! ...or is there something I'm missing in that joke. LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177 January 31, 2012 Author Share January 31, 2012 though Napoleon did not die in battle! ...or is there something I'm missing in that joke. No your right, he didn't die in battle. I don't know why it said otherwise, but I wasn't about to change it just so it was historically accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 891 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 (edited) 2. A philosophy professor once gave his students a very large essay to write which counted for a sizable portion of their grade. The only prompt was "Why." All of the students returned with 10,20,30 page essays, all but one. One student wrote only two words "Why not?" The professor automatically passed the student and told him/her it was the best answer out of them all! Another one I know in the same line: A large philosophy essay with the question "What is courage?" The students essay: "This is." Edited January 31, 2012 by Tom I'd like to thank the MLP Vector Club for the images used in my avatar. Known as "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza", "Trixie the Great", "Tom" and "Tomzoid the EggDroid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLARE 952 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 if I ever get asked these questions, I have to answer according to these answers, no exceptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trixies Apprentice L 493 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 that was funny I too do stuff like this since I suck at school and don't care XD For exmble once after a trip a teacher gave a test and everyone proclaimed that the didnt have time to read. She said write the reason if you didn't study and I'll not count it and me an my friend wrote a roleplay that we were in bloody battle against the hordes of nooblins writting that we wer surronded body everywhere and that we finaly led them to a trap and that it was an epic battle to protect the scepter of truth XD She then read both in the class and everyone was laughing like mad ~In construction~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5guysburgersnfries 216 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 Last time I trolled the teacher I got in some trouble but it's really fun XD I once drew nyan cat over this one section of my exam, I still scored a 69% XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 891 January 31, 2012 Share January 31, 2012 Sorry about it's small size. 2 I'd like to thank the MLP Vector Club for the images used in my avatar. Known as "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza", "Trixie the Great", "Tom" and "Tomzoid the EggDroid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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