Twiliscael's April Fool's Bunker

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Tomorrow is dust. April Fool's Day.

 

We're all slated to die. The administrative bastards up top can't handle us anymore and they think they can just pull the plug, end everything.

 

Not me. I, Twiliscael, have spent the last year creating a fallout shelter specifically designed to withstand whatever holocaust that is slated for tomorrow. For the low price of 50,000 bits, you can ensure a space for you and a loved one in our state of the art facilities. April Fools will not be our final day. We will begin anew.

 

Our facilities include private bedrooms and bathrooms, for your living needs. Our cafeteria is equiped with the most expensive and effective cooking equipment and chefs. We have a pool, a library, a recreation room, arcade, and gym for your entertainment purposes. Full medical treatment in our clinic will keep you happy and healthy.

 

As you can see, we are here to save what individuals thay we can. Space is limited, so reserve your place now. Any survivor of last April Fool's day will tell you in great detail the horrors and utter devastation caused. I only wish I had proof. I am currently on my mobile device within the bunker. The proof is on my computer's hard drive. You've got to believe us. Together, we can not only survive. We can thrive. Together, we can rebuild from the ashes.

 

Down with the fachists. Down with the administration. And down with Zoop.

Edited March 31, 2013 by Twiliscael

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Would it help if I reassured you that nothing bad will happen to me?

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Would it help if I reassured you that nothing bad will happen to me?

ADMINISTRATIVE PIG.

FEEDING US LIES AND FALSE HOPE.

 

Listen up boy, I know you're planning something. I don't know what, but you (specifically Zoop) are. I have proof, damnit. I just can't prove that I have proof at the moment. I will survive! I will not be a victim! Even if it's me and me alone, damnit!

Edited March 31, 2013 by Twiliscael

[Betez 1,734]

TL:DR. APRIL FOOLS! Just kidding

[Wingnut 6,998]

Would it help if I reassured you that nothing bad will happen to me?

DF, you're going to need all the protection you can get! 

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

ADMINISTRATIVE PIG.

FEEDING US LIES AND FALSE HOPE.

 

Listen up boy, I know you're planning something. I don't know what, but you (specifically Zoop) are. I have proof, damnit. I just can't prove that I have proof at the moment. I will survive! I will not be a victim! Even if it's me and me alone, damnit!

Your futile attempts to escape your fate amuse Zoop 

 

Honestly, it'll be fine. It'll be the same forum you know and love

 

 

DF, you're going to need all the protection you can get! 

From what? Everything is going to be fine!

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Honestly, it'll be fine. It'll be the same forum you know and love

 

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT THE TWILICORN

[NavelColt 22,881]

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT THE TWILICORN

 

 

Three hours to go and I'm honestly not seeing Zoop's alterier plan to overthrow Feld0 and consume the forum with vast amounts of Fluttershy happening I myself have something personal planned. I believe Scoots will be doing a personal thing as well.

[Twiliscael 3,960]

 

Three hours to go and I'm honestly not seeing Zoop's alterier plan to overthrow Feld0 and consume the forum with vast amounts of Fluttershy happening I myself have something personal planned. I believe Scoots will be doing a personal thing as well.

Best part is how I won't be home until tomorrow night to see the devastation. Not sure whether to be glad or sad. Edited April 1, 2013 by Twiliscael

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

I have full faith that the admins will spare me in exchange for the room full of gold below my house.

 

 

 

 

Three hours to go and I'm honestly not seeing Zoop's alterier plan to overthrow Feld0 and consume the forum with vast amounts of Fluttershy happening I myself have something personal planned. I believe Scoots will be doing a personal thing as well.

 

 

Your futile attempts to escape your fate amuse Zoop 

 

Honestly, it'll be fine. It'll be the same forum you know and love

 

 

From what? Everything is going to be fine!

You like...gold, don't you?

[Vaporeon 1,168]

 

We all know Feld0 stole Majora's Mask and is causing the moon to crash into the forums.