Weirdest Thing(s) That's Happened To You?

[Steve 290]

just now my laptop was taking for ever to run a youtube vid at 240p, for shits and giggles i put it on 1080p, and it buffered all the way through

 

wat.

[Standard User 2,127]

I dreamed of the extra final boss battle in Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime about six years before the game was released.

 

Also I started watching a show about colorful ponies learning about friendship.

[Алексей 110]

I don't know, but something ironic and slightly amusing comes to mind.

 

A while ago, there was a cancer walk thing going on at my school, and I attended it with one of my IRL Brony mates, and we walked it whilst talking about school, video games, ponies, and the like.

 

So, we were walking and discussing something, and a little girl that couldn't be older than 7 comes up from behind me and asks, "Is that a unicorn on your bag?", pointing at my messenger bag with Fluttershy on it. I replied, "No, it is a Pegasus."

 

After that, she laughed, yelled out "Freak!", and ran off.

[Standard User 2,127]

So, we were walking and discussing something, and a little girl that couldn't be older than 7 comes up from behind me and asks, "Is that a unicorn on your bag?", pointing at my messenger bag with Fluttershy on it. I replied, "No, it is a Pegasus."

 

After that, she laughed, yelled out "Freak!", and ran off.

 

I get that all of the time for my Derpy Air Mail messenger bag. Except I usually get a lot worse than "freak"...ah, high school. What a wonderful time.

[Sir.Flutter Hooves 2,953]

The weirdest thing that ever happended to me...maybe liking My Little Pony. If you told me 2 years ago that I would like My Little Pony, I would simply call you crazy, and hit you with my hand. But now, I love it.

 

 

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[Алексей 110]

I get that all of the time for my Derpy Air Mail messenger bag. Except I usually get a lot worse than "freak"...ah, high school. What a wonderful time.

I honestly don't get teased all that much for my Fluttershy bag. The experience with that little girl had been the first.

 

I expected to have been harassed for it, but I never really thought it would be by a little girl. .-.

Edited April 5, 2013 by Андрей

[Adente 1,000]

I was walking in a sidestreet in San Francisco, and walked past a bald guy who's face was covered in scars. I thought he looked sketchy, and watched him out of the corner of my eye as I passed. I saw him step in behind me and pull out a metallic object from his pocket that looked like a knife. I whirled around and punched him quickly twice in the face. He fell over onto the ground, and I saw that he had been holding a key, not a knife, and had stepped behind me to go unlock a gate nearby. He, understandably, was very angry, and tried to fight me, but I talked him down. We then had a good laugh about it and went our separate ways. 6 months later when I was back in the Bay Area, I was hit from behind by somebody, and turned around, and there he was again! We had a good laugh and said that we were even now, then parted ways again. very odd, but in a good way I suppose.

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

I was walking downtown a year or two ago and a guy in a dress ran up to me and started calling me Morpheus.He then proceeded to lick my arm and yell "You taste like Jesus." To this day i still have no idea what happened. 

[Solace 407]

today at school i was watching the best night ever on my laptop, face into the screen and headphones blasting and when i looked up and took them off people were wrestling on the floor, throwing a rubber ball into a makeshift basket ball net on the board and the teacher was laughing at it all. O_o i have a weird class 

[AngryGamer432 155]

The Weirdest thing that happened to me was joining this site and playing minecraft on my iPod at school and 3 people join my server

[Swick (ded) 436]

Well, I am fluent in several programming languages, including AS2, AS3, JavaScript, and a bit of Java, yet I spent two hours trying to figure out how to set up a Minecraft server today, and failed.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Hmm...That kinda depends...the creepiest thing (Which was also pretty weird) Was when I was walking down the hallway in my house.

I was just turning around the corner to go up the stairs when I glanced in the mirror at the end of the hall...I swear to god, there were to red eyes right behind me...I never really turned around to look...I just kept walking.

 

 

I can't really think of anything else...my friend keeps telling me that the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me was meeting her...but I don't really think so 

[omnusus 52]

I once texted my friend the exact same thing at the exact same time. It was freaky. Granted, not as funny as these other stories, but very interesting to me.

[Koori 156]

Hmm... I have had several cases of dejá vu in my life, I guess? The weird thing is that I really don't remember living them before, but I did once remember seeing one in my dream. I guess you could say I saw what was going to happen in a dream. So now whenever I get a feeling a dejá vu, I blame it on a possible dream I had.

 

One other weird thing I've had is also about a dream, but this one was surprisingly vivid. I've never had such dreams before even though I've had my share of nightmares. Basically in this dream everyone disappeared one by one whenever lights went out and in their place "Saved" was written on the wall in blood. After I was the only one left and the lights went out, I met it. I met Death itself. It didn't do anything for a while, but then started to close in on me, its skeletal finger pointed at me.

 

I remember waking up all sweaty then. To this day I'm still puzzled by that dream. Also I haven't had another vivid dream after that. It's the only one I've had.

Edited April 5, 2013 by Koori

[Flicker 141]

Hmm... I have had several cases of dejá vu in my life, I guess? The weird thing is that I really don't remember living them before, but I did once remember seeing one in my dream. I guess you could say I saw what was going to happen in a dream. So now whenever I get a feeling a dejá vu, I blame it on a possible dream I had.

 

One other weird thing I've had is also about a dream, but this one was surprisingly vivid. I've never had such dreams before even though I've had my share of nightmares. Basically in this dream everyone disappeared one by one whenever lights went out and in their place "Saved" was written on the wall in blood. After I was the only one left and the lights went out, I met it. I met Death itself. It didn't do anything for a while, but then started to close in on me, its skeletal finger pointed at me.

 

I remember waking up all sweaty then. To this day I'm still puzzled by that dream. Also I haven't had another vivid dream after that. It's the only one I've had.

That happens to me all the time! Well, not the nightmare about Death (really creepy btw) But I had an incredible dream once. That dream everybody wants. I was a pony! I had wings, but I didn't fly sadly. Applejack gave me a tour around the town before I woke up with a fever.

Also when I'm home alone with my brother all my senses are on overdrive. So sometimes I think I hear people moving around and whispering upstairs. Most likely my imagination. But last time it happened, I went into full-blown mother bear mode. Seriously, I had no idea I could yell that loud. And I was incredibly stupid, because I took a kitchen knife with me. And they're all blunt.

Also, I've had the hiccups for five years. Not exactly continuous, but at least five violent hiccups a day.

Edited April 5, 2013 by Flicker

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Alright i figured out that this qualifies as weird: A week ago I was working when some random chick grabbed my butt and told me i would do just fine. Now i was a little weird-ed out but that wasnt the strangest part. About an hour later a pasty dude comes up to me and asks if i bleached my unmetionables. he had the the girl who grabbed my butt with him. I excused myself and told my supervisor to which she replied go for it. WHAT WAS IT!?

[Steel Crescent 841]

I don't think this is the weirdest thing that has happended to me but here goes..I have a pet cat whom we named Buddy.He normally likes to sleep close to me(against my legs,back,lap).One day he walks on up to me all tired and tries to sleep on my crotch.I thought that was pretty strange.

[Darrala 269]

This one morning i think i had a very brief lucid dream that only lasted like 20 seconds. My parents were going to this one place and they wanted to take me there too. I can hear my mom yell out to me to wake me up. What happens next is the weirdest experience i've ever had in my entire life. I sit up, drowsy but awake, or at least it felt like i was. I reach for the light switch and boom. My hand just sinks into the wall like it's air. Before i manage to think to myself: "What the fuck was that?" My body gets extremely heavy and i think i somehow passed out. Then i wake up again, laying on my back.  I'm still not completely sure what it was, but the most reasonable explanation would be a short lucid dream where i got up on my bed, tried to turn the lights on, lucid dream ends, i pass out, then wake up "for real". If it actually was a lucid dream, i have to start practicing them to make them "controllable", i've never felt so excited about such a short dream in my life!

[Kyznetsov 9]

Me and my friends 2 years ago up  here in Russia got some vodka (shocker) from my friend Alexei, anyways we didnt have a bottle oppener and just then a cop showed up and grabed the vodka bottle. He then poped the cap for us, gave it back and kept on walking....O those Russian police

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Okay, so last week, I was playing piano in the student center of my college. I was playing the Coldplay hit "Paradise". As I was playing a soft section that led to the first chorus, I heard Rainbow Dash's voice in my head telling me to play louder (like the first scene in Sonic Rainboom). When I came to the 2nd chorus, I heard her say "Louder!". I then came to the softer part right before the last chorus. I had a funny feeling that something was gonna happen. As I entered the last prelude to the last chorus, I began to gradually get louder. Suddenly I hear "LOUDER!!!!" from Rainbow Dash in my head. I flinch and then crescendo to the loudest I could play. It's like Rainbow Dash was actually there. I then say "Ugh, this is the loudest I could go. How far do you want me to go. Like break the piano or something?" I ask. 

 

That was perhaps the weirdest moment I had up to date. 

[Thrashy 2,800]

Had plenty of weird crap happen to me in life (weird follows weird, I guess), but perhaps the weirdest was the time some random ex-hooker came up to me at my college bus stop and told me her entire life story. Not even kidding. I got to hear about her drug abuse, her sexual acts, and how she'd feared for her life at the hands of her abusive pimp. It honestly caught me so off-guard that I couldn't offer much in the way of responses, just "uh-huh"s and "oh yeah?"s. Though it was sad to hear the stories of this downtrodden lady, the only thing that was running through my mind was "Where the HELL is the bus!?"

[Ghost 173]

  When I was in middle school I was a bit of a loner and kept mostly to myself.  I was sitting at a table by myself one day, and one of my teachers sat next to me.  We talked for a bit, which was fine, but then he asked me if I like fire and enjoy watching things burn  .  That threw me so off guard.  I thought he was joking at first, but he wasn't.  Just because I was really quiet and reserved at the time didn't mean I was an arson. 

[Shanks 10,816]

I was walking back home from a friends house at night and I ran into this guy who kept muttering to himself "kill all federal people", I have talked to myself before but I don't really get why someone would mutter that of all things so I kept my distance.

[~Chaotic Fireball~ 499]

Well, I once had a weird dream taht the world was ending, and I was with my family, we were teh only survivors, and we were in a big blimp above the earth. My dad had some kind of flower in his hand that was ticking like a bomb, and then I asked him if that was a clock that would tell us when the world would end. he didn't reply. Then, the flower made a scary noise, and then the blimp burst, tehn we all turned into chocolate bunnies, and were slapped against something that looked like an aracde screen. Then we all fell off the screen.

 

Then I woke up. Weird, huh? 

 

Oh yeah, another dream. I think I'm a pcychic or something, because of this:

 

I once dreamt that one of my older cousins was sitting on the edge of a bed, playing with my little brother on her lap. I didn't know which room it was, I definitely hadn't seen it before. I didn't exactly know who the cousin was either, but I knew that she was my cousin. So anyways, I wake up, and have no idea what it was about. 

 

Two years later, me and my whole family (cousins included) went and rented a nice house in a holiday resort. Then one day, after swimming in the pool, I went back to my room, and saw my cousin sitting on the edge of one of the pull-out beds, playing with my little brother on her lap. I swear, I fainted for a split-second, then freaked out for another split-second, then carried on my life as usual.

 

But I will never forget that. And ever since, I've had a few dreams that have foretold the future. So, I will never keep a diary, because I had a dream that somebody would find it and start reading it, and tell the whole world or at least a hellot of people about it. Maybe I could get a job telling other people's futures.....

[Wheatley1 32]

I had this really weird dream a long time ago

I can't fully remember it but it was something about Twilight traveling to the real world and then i find her in a bush, then i take her as my pet, then all the others came to rescue Twilight and they took her and i was like wtf?