General Chat Thread

[Starlight Fan 538]

 

Aha! That's where my homework went! A pony ate it!

 

I'm sorry, it was so delicious...

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'm sorry, it was so delicious...

Eat your own homework next time. Trying to explain to others that my homework was eaten by a pony isn't much different than trying the ultimate no-no of excuses, 'a dog ate it'.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Eat your own homework next time. Trying to explain to others that my homework was eaten by a pony isn't much different than trying the ultimate no-no of excuses, 'a dog ate it'.

I'm actually a duck

I don't like talking about things like my age online... but I will say Woona is older than me. Well, definitely older than me if he's 24. Maybe not older if by 24-ish he means 22. Or maybe he's still older in that case too? You'll never know! That probably got confusing, so bottom line is: I'm saying I'm younger than 24, so most likely younger than Woona.

I thought you were 42! *ba dum tss*

 

You're all older than me... (or are you)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

What just happened?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'm actually a duck

I thought you were 42! *ba dum tss*

 

You're all older than me... (or are you)

Sorry, I'm actually 42, and have been 42 for the past 42 years. I have no idea how that works, but that's the situation.

 

Also, sorry, I just assumed you avatar depicted you so you were a pony. My bad. So, who's the pony in your avatar?

[Starlight Fan 538]

Sorry, I'm actually 42, and have been 42 for the past 42 years. I have no idea how that works, but that's the situation.

 

Also, sorry, I just assumed you avatar depicted you so you were a pony. My bad. So, who's the pony in your avatar?

I kidnapped her and took her identity. But I'm really a duck.

 

 

 

Seriously speaking that's actually my OC Prismwing.

If you thought Prismwing was my real name, you're wrong.

I'm really called _________

 

 

What just happened?

I could have destroyed the universe with my duck powers.

Edited April 18, 2015 by Prismwing

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I kidnapped her and took her identity. But I'm really a duck.

Ah, that explains it.

 

Seriously speaking...

No! Stop! I can't handle serious conversation! I'm only capable of silly, crazy, insane conversations!

 

... that's actually my OC Prismwing.

If you thought Prismwing was my real name, you're wrong.

I'm really called _________

My attempts to find any information on Prismwing have ended in failure. I'd like to hear more about her!

 

42 is not a stalker!

 

Anyway, _________, please don't eat my homework again.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Ah, that explains it.

 

No! Stop! I can't handle serious conversation! I'm only capable of silly, crazy, insane conversations!

 

My attempts to find any information on Prismwing have ended in failure. I'd like to hear more about her!

 

42 is not a stalker!

 

Anyway, _________, please don't eat my homework again.

But I really like the taste of your homework. It melts in my mouth in the most perfect way.

 

 

 

I'm still writing Prism's backstory.

 

 

 

No! Stop! I can't handle serious conversation! I'm only capable of silly, crazy, insane conversations!

 

We can be random together. Your status in my heart has been increased to "Good Acquaintance"!

Edited April 18, 2015 by Prismwing

[NuclearBurg (Dawn) 622]

Anyone on right now? I'm gonna end up waiting on equestria tv for a few hours waiting for the new episode to come on XD.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

oh it's fine.

Imean, it was only 2500 pounds that steamrollered over top of it

 

Nothing too major

 

What's with people's feet getting crushed by heavy objects nowadays?

Next thing you know, my toes will be squashed into paste by a ludicrously heavy stack of books!

 

He looks much different from you, and is far from an exact clone. First off, his colors are reversed: He's black on his right side and white on his left. His eye patch is blue, not red. His cutie mark is a blue exclamation point. He's wearing power armor which covers everything but his head. 

 

What you see in your front room is an illusion. He knows that you expect him to be a complete softy so he's playing into your expectations, in an attempt to get you to lower your guard. Unlike you he's a coward, he won't attack unless he's absolutely certain he'll kill or capture you. 

 

I have been monitoring him closely. Right now he's watching you from afar, keeping his distance, collecting information on you, waiting until the perfect opportunity. It's very likely he'll try to take your friends and family hostage in order to lure you into a trap, don't allow him to do that.

 

^_*MAGIC*

 

Well, make sure to let him know the last of my family died years ago and my only friends are in here, including you and woona. So that means if he captures my friends, he'll capture you, too, even if you did create him. Programming and all.

 

[Directive 4]

 

I'm not in contact with him, although I am watching him. And he can't leave Equestria, cause he doesn't have a spaceship. 

 

Honestly, replacing you is his goal, not mine. He probably hasn't thought it all the way through.

Oh, please. I'm confidant that you'll be able to defeat him.

 

I can't help but feel like you're trying to prepare us for a much larger battle... almost like fattening a cow before you steal the cow soul and feast on its flesh.

You aren't trying to kill us now, but you will soon.

 

so wait... if I just kick him in the shin and leave my demon powers alone, I'll be fine.

 

Three words;

Magical power armor.

[Starlight Fan 538]

 

 

Three words;

Magical power armor.

Where can I get some of that?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Where can I get some of that?

 

You can get your own set of Power Armor today at your nearest Jerk Co. Superstore!

 

Jerk Co.

Guaranteed destruction at affordable prices!^*

 

 

 

^{_{*affordable prices for the incredibly rich}}

Edited April 18, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Starlight Fan 538]

 

You can get your own set of Power Armor today at your nearest Jerk Co. Superstore!

 

Jerk Co.

Guaranteed destruction at affordable prices!

 

Cool!

*goes to Jerk Co.*

I want my own set of Power Armour!

NOW!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Cool!

*goes to Jerk Co.*

I want my own set of Power Armour!

NOW!

 

We have many types Power Armour available.

To ensure customer satisfaction, please check what you hope to achieve while using this product.

 

[ ] Robocop

[ ] Global Destruction

[ ] ???

[ ] Profit

[ ] Other

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

We have many types Power Armour available.

To ensure customer satisfaction, please check what you hope to achieve while using this product.

 

[  ] Robocop

[  ] Global Destruction

[  ] ???

[✓] Profit

[  ] Other

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*Presents All-purpose Power Armour*

[Starlight Fan 538]

We have many types Power Armour available.

To ensure customer satisfaction, please check what you hope to achieve while using this product.

 

[ ] Robocop

[ ] Global Destruction

[ ] ???

[ ] Profit

[ ] Other

*checks all*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*Presents All-purpose Power Armour*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

But I really like the taste of your homework. It melts in my mouth in the most perfect way.

Alright, but can you give me a warning next time you want to eat my homework? I don't mind feeding it to you if you notify me first, since then I can photocopy it and make backup copies.

 

 

 

I'm still writing Prism's backstory.

 

 

 

I need to work on Ebony's backstory too. I'm also thinking about rewriting Aero's backstory, since it's very basic and doesn't contribute anything to his character. Although over the past five weeks or so, the amount of work that's gone into Ebony's backstory was exactly 0, so it might be a while before anything happens there. Also, I'm suffering from writer's block. Backstories are hard!

 

Phew, survived that serious conversation with no averse side effects. As far as I'm aware of, anyway.

 

We can be random together. Your status in my heart has been increased to "Good Acquaintance"!

I've been promoted to 'Good Acquaintance'?! Wow, what an honour! Thank you! Let the randomness commence! So, here's a fun random article.

*Presents All-purpose Power Armour*

How many bits?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

How many bits?

 

All of them.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

All of them.

Uhh, I don't think you grasp how currency works. Were you to get all bits, then they would lose meaning as a currency because nopony could sell things for bits anymore. They'd have to find a new system of currency, and then all your bits would be worthless.

 

Also, I obviously can't afford that. I do not have all the bits, and nothing short of genocide will get me all the bits.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Uhh, I don't think you grasp how currency works. Were you to get all bits, then they would lose meaning as a currency because nopony could sell things for bits anymore. They'd have to find a new system of currency, and then all your bits would be worthless.

 

Also, I obviously can't afford that. I do not have all the bits, and nothing short of genocide will get me all the bits.

 

*The store closes itself in a thick, metal plating and dislodges from the ground*

*The flying store/ship rockets towards a Jerk Co Deathcruiser*

INCOMING STORMGIGGLE MEGAPOST!

Perhaps.

Edited April 18, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

what? 

 

Pink... It is I, your old business partner!

 

Thanks Pink! It looks great!

 

*MAGIC*

 

 

[Directive 4]

 

 

I can't help but feel like you're trying to prepare us for a much larger battle... almost like fattening a cow before you steal the cow soul and feast on its flesh.

You aren't trying to kill us now, but you will soon.

 

 

Three words;

Magical power armor.

 

He doesn't have any directives except kill Paradox

 

 

 

You figured out part of my plan!   Oh, I'm so happy! 

 

I do so love magical power armor! 

 

Where can I get some of that?

I can give you some: And my rates are far lower then Dan's!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

 

He doesn't have any directives except kill Paradox

 

 

 

You figured out part of my plan!   Oh, I'm so happy! 

 

I do so love magical power armor! 

 

I can give you some: And my rates are far lower then Dan's!

 

You might not have noticed yet, but something tiny and magical just happened to space and time...

You'll find out exactly what happened soon enough.

 

You don't have a fourth directive? What if he decides to turn on you or kill Woona?

 

Yeah, I already figured that you were doing that. I just didn't want to make things even weirder when we were going through the whole multi-thread cross-RPing thing, not to mention all of the alternate timelines that just build up the more we post.

 

I know you do. That's why Jerk Co. produces it. You are a valued member of Jerk Co. and the Crimson Syndicate.

 

Why are you trying to sell Power Armour for less than I sell it for? We both profit from Jerk Co..

Edited April 18, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Morning.

 

And no, don't ask about fakedox...