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>be black tool

>living at a hardware store for about a year

>some poor white guy buys me

>have a new home now

>become friends with some other tool he bought

>find out that tool friend is a part of my mechanism

>new friend and I are usually together at all times

>live together with new friend in a drawer

>suddenly taken out of drawer one morning

>owner looks tense, wearing all red clothing

>owner drives me to some street

>see other people

>they look pissed

>owner takes me out of his holster

>other guys look freaked

>head is suddenly pulled back

>start spitting from mouth uncontrollably

>can't fucking stop spitting

>see blood coming out of other guys' chests

>my tool friend is suddenly taken out of me and disposed of

>feelsbadman.jpg

>owner suddenly puts an identical tool inside me

>realize I'm a glock 18

>MFW i killed three crips gang members in succession

 

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Please tell me that yall are not actually seriously playing monopoly to figure this out.......

 

Yeah, actually that's not the truth at all. We are actually formulating and calculating carefully from Feld0's office at the top of a truly gnarly tower overlooking the entirety of MLP forums. I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm going to go ahead and share some video footage from our last meeting (the guy in the suit that sounds like he has a napkin stuck in his mouth is Feld0):

 

http-~~-//youtube.com/watch?v=KOBkumO-8cs

 

http-~~-//youtube.com/watch?v=Ch8uCOPbH7I

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, You are truly a weird creature.

 

You know… I was trying to figure out how I should best respond to that, and I think that I'm going to stop trying to figure that out. I'm just going to quote Berry Pie and be done with it.

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Yeah, actually that's not the truth at all. We are actually formulating and calculating carefully from Feld0's office at the top of a truly gnarly tower overlooking the entirety of MLP forums. I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm going to go ahead and share some video footage from our last meeting (the guy in the suit that sounds like he has a napkin stuck in his mouth is Feld0):

 

Pfft, thats a bald faced lie. :P

 

Continue on with your monopoly game!

Like I'm going to believe yall have a tower office. Pfft.

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Is any of us even remotely normal?

 

I'm pretty sure normalites don't openly admit to bedwetting, even accidental...

 

1. I once told myself to lucid dream a few hours before I went to sleep, hoping that my brain would process that and tell me to lucid dream. I ended up wetting the bed. (True story.)

 

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Is any of us even remotely normal? Posted Image

 

Yes, i'm quite normal. :-)

 

 

 

I think?

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<3 ~Fairy Fairy~ <3

 

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*JUMPS IN*

I need a place to rant so I think this is a good place to rant about ranting. I know what your thinkin, "Isn't ranting about ranting a waste time?" I DISAGREE. Ranting about ranting is a great way to let off some steam about ohw much you hate or love ranting, especially when your ironically ranting yourself! What's really funny is when you make such a crazy and fast-writtne rant youmake about a milion mistaks and sometimes it's jsut tobug people and make them squirm its really amusing if you think abot it!


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I really must ask this question, to all of you here

 

Is any of us even remotely normal? Posted Image

 

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No matter how much I stare at those definitions… I just can't figure a way out of it. No, we aren't…

 

Pfft, thats a bald faced lie. :P

 

Continue on with your monopoly game!

Like I'm going to believe yall have a tower office. Pfft.

 

Now whatever do you mean…

 

*rolls the die*

*goes to jail*

 

What?!?! Aw shoot!!!

 

Uhhh..

 

Tower office!

 

Alright I'm off to the gym, dont blow up the place

 

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Hello there people :3

I am normal :3

 

Yes… Yes… Of course you are… Mr. Nibbler… Yes… Of course…

 

 

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I need a place to rant so I think this is a good place to rant about ranting. I know what your thinkin, "Isn't ranting about ranting a waste time?" I DISAGREE. Ranting about ranting is a great way to let off some steam about ohw much you hate or love ranting, especially when your ironically ranting yourself! What's really funny is when you make such a crazy and fast-writtne rant youmake about a milion mistaks and sometimes it's jsut tobug people and make them squirm its really amusing if you think abot it!

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