General Chat Thread

[Nightfall 3,950]

hi

 

hi dare :3

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

 

 

 

Fluttershy looked up at the bright sun, hanging high in the noon sky. Her hair covering a lot of her face, and she kept walking. The pond, often a chaos mass of activity was quiet. The animals were probably feeling quite lethargic, and were in the cool shade. A water beatle zipped past, causing the small filly to jump, and when she turned to leave, she saw an odd sight. It was a creature, at least it looked sort of like one, or two. It was goat like from the waist down, and above, looked like a hairless monkey. He wore a little dress shirt and had a vest hanging from a tree branch. He was getting into a little boat when he saw Fluttershy and smiled.

“Top of the noon to ye, fancy a stroll upon the little pond little pegasus?” he asked. Fluttershy slunk away, shaking her head.

“Oh fair then, how about a story...” he cleared his throat and took out a book from his bag and flipped some pages.

“How about something with a rabbit? You like rabbits?” he asked, putting on a little pair of glasses. Though confused, Fluttershy nodded, the creature staying in his little boat and begun.

“The hare who lost his spectacles, now, this hare was a well to do hare, good burrow, happy family, he lived next to a great farm where he could get all the food he needed and no one batted an eye. But he required spectacles, a comical look for a hare, have you ever seen such a thing?”

 

Fluttershy shook her head “um... no I don't think so...”

 

“Running down Silver Lane one day after breakfast he slipped on a strange coin, and off they came, tumbling into the thicket. Hard of sight, he searched, taking the coin in curiousity when he could not find them, refusing to return home empty handed.
The spectacles happened upon the Grouch Mouse, however-”

“Why was he grouchy? Was he cold, did he have a home- was he hurt?!” Fluttershy seemed genuinely concerned for a mouse that may or may not have existed...

“He's fine, he is just not a social butterfly...Anyways! When he came upon this treasure he took the spectacles deep into his hole, where no light reached. He knew they belonged to the hare but he dare not care, they were his now and he kept them and thought them a treasure and he its keeper! And the Hare could not see as well, and after nearling falling prey to hawks, his darling wife and children had to go fetch food, making him feel worse about his situation. This went on for a long time, until his youngest son fell down Grouch Mouse's hole when the mouse was out scavenging. He came upon his father's glasses and took them towards the light, however the mouse found him first!

Fluttershy gasped, holding her mouth, trying not to cry.

 

“That would have been the end of the tiny bunny if his father hadn't been strolling by. Grabbing the mouse he gave him a good thumping, and Grouch Mouse was far less a Grouch from then on, and the Hare could see and lived a great many years, his spectacles treasured by his family, though none needed them!”

 

Fluttershy was in tears from this story, “oh that poor mouse, I have to go cheer him up!” Before the strange creature could stop her, she was gone, running off, calling out the Grouch Mouse's name...

“Last time I tell a story to a random pony again...”

 

 

 

no I am not sure what it all means but that's more or less a warm up exercise to get my mind moving

[Motion Spark 7,807]

hi dare :3

you seem like you are super happy right about now x)

[Nightfall 3,950]

you seem like you are super happy right about now x)

 

I am, darling. ;D

[Motion Spark 7,807]

I am, darling. ;D

and weird, explain to me the darling thing

[Nightfall 3,950]

and weird, explain to me the darling thing

 

You are fabulous, Sparky.

That's why I said it.

[Motion Spark 7,807]

You are fabulous, Sparky.

That's why I said it.

that's why I am the one who should say it

[Bari 7,023]

how do you have knowledge of this? 

I do not know. In other news, Rainbow Dash wishes to marry you for some reason.

[The Soldier 2,044]

I want to come inside Rainbow Dash

Edited February 28, 2013 by Psyche Clops

[Motion Spark 7,807]

I do not know. In other news, Rainbow Dash wishes to marry you for some reason.

fine :V

 

 

 

I want to come inside Rainbow Dash

you are going to fast kiddo

[The Soldier 2,044]

you are going to fast kiddo

You don't know what going to fast is. Going too fast is posting an anime called Boku.

Edited February 28, 2013 by Psyche Clops

[Motion Spark 7,807]

You don't know what going to fast is. Going too fast is posting an anime called Boku.

I meant "too"

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

I am pretty sure beastiality is illegal in most places

[Nightfall 3,950]

that's why I am the one who should say it

 

And I can't...?

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

You don't know what going to fast is. Going too fast is posting an anime called Boku.

 

that one with the shota Boku no Pico or something?

[Bari 7,023]

I am pretty sure beastiality is illegal in most places

Marriage doesn't necessarily equal sex. Rainbow Dash can still marry Sparkity. It is her dream after all.

Edited February 28, 2013 by Bari

[The Soldier 2,044]

that one with the shota Boku no Pico or something?

I don't know. It's an anime, and it's called Boku. That's all I know. Seeing this, I thought it best for me to not watch it.

Edited February 28, 2013 by Psyche Clops

[Motion Spark 7,807]

And I can't...?

ok, you can for today

 

 

 

Marriage doesn't necessarily equal sex. Rainbow Dash can still marry Sparkity. It is her dream after all.

...

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

You don't know what going to fast is. Going too fast is posting an anime called Boku.

....you do realize that somepony like RD would have you race her first, and only if you won, would you get any action, and possibly not alot.

Edited February 28, 2013 by Glaceon

[The Soldier 2,044]

....you do realize that somepony like RD would have you race her first, and only if you won, would you get any action, and possibly not alot.

... Ahhh.. I see where you're going.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

Marriage doesn't necessarily equal sex. Rainbow Dash can still marry Sparkity. It is her dream after all.

then the fuck good is it? I am not gonna marry a girl and not only not have sex with her but not able to have sex with anyone else (assuming its not an open relationship)

now one can't have sex with Rainbow Dash marriage or not as she isn't real

I am using human beings as examples here

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

... Ahhh.. I see where you're going.

im saying you would get nothing but a heart attack, cause nopony is faster than RD when it comes to racing

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

....you do realize that somepony like RD would have you race her first, and only if you won, would you get any action, and possibly not alot.

or she has eyes for Applejack only

[Nightfall 3,950]

guise guise guise

 

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das mine :3

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

guise guise guise

 

http://cheezburger.com/6920741888?utm_source=trans&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=frontpage

 

das mine :3

Cleverbot also called Pinkie Pie annoying