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[Hidey 2,836]

*dies*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I have to go.

Be back in about 2 hours.

Goodbye, Punicpunch!

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This is serious, Punicpunch. Don't help Dan.

@,

Master, don't let Dan have the potion, he can't take it from you unless you give it to him willingly. 

 

LIES!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

LIES!

And now we come back to you, Dan.

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And now we come back to Dan with the weather.

 

Today's forecast is a nice shower of Stormgiggle's lies and you can look forward to a chance of evil later this afternoon.

Back to you, Pink.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

No...

then... what?

 

Act, Master?

 

 

 

That was hilarious! And entirely accurate.

just giving emphisis is all.

 

Right away, Master.

 

*A few minutes later* 

 

It's Faketavia's blood, Master.

ah... well then.

 

Today's forecast is a nice shower of Stormgiggle's lies and you can look forward to a chance of evil later this afternoon.Back to you, Pink.

 

*along with high winds and chances of A.I. Pony's debauchery!

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

 

 

then... what?

 

It is... positive .  

[Count Paradox 3,548]

It is... positive .

 

see? I TOLD you!

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

see? I TOLD you!

But that does not prove that Haven is my mother  .....

[Count Paradox 3,548]

But that does not prove that Haven is my mother  .....

and I TOLD you, she's your stepmom!

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

and I TOLD you, she's your stepmom!

Somehow, I recall that you "suggested" it, but ok.... What now? 

Edited April 27, 2015 by JonasDarkmane

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Somehow, I recall that you "suggested" it, but ok.... What now?

 

you don't attack canterlot.

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

you don't attack canterlot.

Why not? I will instill a better system dictatorship

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Why not? I will instill a better system dictatorship

because I said so. Now stop this or I'll ground you for two months, with princess celestia helping decide your punishment for attacking.

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

because I said so. Now stop this or I'll ground you for two months, with princess celestia helping decide your punishment for attacking.

Why does princess Celestia matter ? She has been mean to me (I just cast one forbidden spell on a student in the Canterlot School for Gifted Unicorns, jeez  ).

 

Why not try and get a better Equestria, like Stormgiggle has suggested? To defend ourselves from the bigger threat. 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Why does princess Celestia matter ? She has been mean to me (I just cast one forbidden spell on a student in the Canterlot School for Gifted Unicorns, jeez  ).

 

Why not try and get a better Equestria, like Stormgiggle has suggested? To defend ourselves from the bigger threat.

 

well, for one, now that I found out about your forbidden spell, you're grounded for the rest of the day.

Celestia is your teacher, she just wants to do what's best for you.

And auntie stormgiggle is a little... off. That's why I don't agree with everything she does.

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

http://mlpforums.com/topic/127231-getting-back-on-topic/#entry3708310

 

 

well, for one, now that I found out about your forbidden spell, you're grounded for the rest of the day.
Celestia is your teacher, she just wants to do what's best for you.
And auntie stormgiggle is a little... off. That's why I don't agree with everything she does.

That other unicorn started it  . 

I always liked Luna more...

 

I like auntie Stormgiggle, she is nice  . 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Today's forecast is a nice shower of Stormgiggle's lies and you can look forward to a chance of evil later this afternoon.

Back to you, Pink.

Oh, Dan, you revealed you hand too soon! You of all people should know that the main villain can't be defeated in the first act! Did you really think you'd defeat me so early in the story?

 

Dan, your Crystal moons are no more then a nuisance. I was around during the height of Aquarian power, and I saw their mightiest works myself. Even back then, I was confidant I could eventually engineer their destruction. Do you really think mere echos of the mighty Aquarian fleet could destroy Earth? No, Dan  Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your moons are right where I want them to be. While I can't destroy those moons directly, I can render them completely inoperable. It was *I* who allowed you to move Earth to the Timeless Zone, along with those moons you stole. Now that they're here, they won't fall into Program hands when I disable them. Instead, they will drift aimlessly through the Timeless Zone for all eternity. 

 

*Beams of magical energy arc from Earth, enveloping each of the crystal moons. The crystal moons become dull and lifeless, and they slowly drift away from Earth, unable to keep in formation around Earth*

 

I bet you're wondering how I did that, huh? Well, I'm not telling you.  Suffice it to say I've had much more time to study Aquarian technology then you have. I've become an expert of sorts.

 

By the way, you don't have to worry, I'll be able to get Earth out of the Timeless Zone without your moons. After all, wasn't it I who taught you about dimensional travel?

 

And I'm not at all worried about Equestria. After all, the heroes of our story, Punicpunch, Darkmane, and Master will be there to protect it, won't they?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

http://mlpforums.com/topic/127231-getting-back-on-topic/#entry3708310

 

 

 

That other unicorn started it  . 

I always liked Luna more...

 

I like auntie Stormgiggle, she is nice  .

 

oh? And what did the other unicorn DO?

I suppose Luna IS better...

Auntie stormgiggle is nice, yes...

Oh, Dan, you revealed you hand too soon! You of all people should know that the main villain can't be defeated in the first act! Did you really think you'd defeat me so early in the story?

 

Dan, your Crystal moons are no more then a nuisance. I was around during the height of Aquarian power, and I saw their mightiest works myself. Even back then, I was confidant I could eventually engineer their destruction. Do you really think mere echos of the mighty Aquarian fleet could destroy Earth? No, Dan  Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your moons are right where I want them to be. While I can't destroy those moons directly, I can render them completely inoperable. It was *I* who allowed you to move Earth to the Timeless Zone, along with those moons you stole. Now that they're here, they won't fall into Program hands when I disable them. Instead, they will drift aimlessly through the Timeless Zone for all eternity. 

 

*Beams of magical energy arc from Earth, enveloping each of the crystal moons. The crystal moons become dull and lifeless, and they slowly drift away from Earth, unable to keep in formation around Earth*

 

I bet you're wondering how I did that, huh? Well, I'm not telling you.  Suffice it to say I've had much more time to study Aquarian technology then you have. I've become an expert of sorts.

 

By the way, you don't have to worry, I'll be able to get Earth out of the Timeless Zone without your moons. After all, wasn't it I who taught you about dimensional travel?

 

And I'm not at all worried about Equestria. After all, the heroes of our story, Punicpunch, Darkmane, and Master will be there to protect it, won't they?

wat

 

And yes, I'll protect it.

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

oh? And what did the other unicorn DO?

I suppose Luna IS better...

Auntie stormgiggle is nice, yes...

He insulted my honor and I answered for myself. He then proceeded to challenge me to a magical duel. Not my fault that he wasn't ready to battle someone who is superior in combat magic (dark magic)  .

 

She can be quite funny sometimes  . 

 

I think she is the best auntie in the world  . 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

He insulted my honor and I answered for myself. He then proceeded to challenge me to a magical duel. Not my fault that he wasn't ready to battle someone who is superior in combat magic (dark magic)  .

 

She can be quite funny sometimes  . 

 

I think she is the best auntie in the world  .

 

well, you still are grounded

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It is... positive .  

Make absolutely certain that they aren't tricking you. The blood could very well be fake, or stolen from your real father.

 

Why not? I will instill a better system dictatorship

You should definitely attack Canterlot...  Master has no real control over you!

 

http://mlpforums.com/topic/127231-getting-back-on-topic/#entry3708310

 

 

That other unicorn started it  . 

I always liked Luna more...

 

I like auntie Stormgiggle, she is nice  . 

Darkmane is my favorite... nephew is the correct term, right?

 

wat

 

And yes, I'll protect it.

Thank you, Master. 

Edited April 27, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Make absolutely certain that they aren't tricking you. The blood could very well be fake, or stolen from your real father.

 

 

You should definitely attack Canterlot...  Master has no real control over you!

 

 

Darkmane is my favorite... nephew is the correct term, right?

 

 

Thank you, Master. 

why do you continuously insist that he is not my son!?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

why do you continuously insist that he is not my son!?

Why do you keep insisting that he is your son?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Why do you keep insisting that he is your son?

because he is!