Ponifying commercials...which ones would you do?

[Dzastur 1,719]

*Twilight concentrates as hard as she can to crack a nut with magic, but to no avail. Pinkie Pie comes bounding in, and inadvertantly jumps on it, breaking off the shell. Pinkie gives her eyes closed smile while Twilight gives a "oh, Pinky"- type of grin*

 

"My Little Ponies do it with friendship. Wonderful Pistachios - Get Crackin'."

 

 

[Lucifer 230]

 For that commercial, you could also say:

 

 Ponies crack me up.

 Ponies get me cracked.

 

Or whatever. I really have no idea of which commercial should I ponify...

 

I'll think about that later.

[Windwaker 194]

Ummmm... Old spice with Big Mac?

 

Shows Big Mac with towel.

 

Look at me. Now look at your special some pony. Now back to me, now back to your special some pony. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using that old mare scented body wash and switched to Old Mac, he could smell like he's me. Look down, now back at me. Where are you? You in Sweet Apple Acres with the stallion your stallion could smell like. Now look down and back at me. What is in my hoof,

Two tickets to the thing that you love. Look at me again. The tickets are now gems. Anything is possible when your stallion smells like Old Mac,

 

I'm on a Pinkie. *Shows Big Mac an Pinkie Pie.*

Edited April 6, 2013 by Bearsie

[Dzastur 1,719]

Ummmm... Old spice with Big Mac?

 

Shows Big Mac with towel.

 

Look at me. Now look at your special some pony. Now back to me, now back to your special some pony. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using that old mare scented body wash and switched to Old Mac, he could smell like he's me. Look down, now back at me. Where are you? You in Sweet Apple Acres with the stallion your stallion could smell like. Now look down and back at me. What is in my hoof,

Two tickets to the thing that you love. Look at me again. The tickets are now gems. Anything is possible when your stallion smells like Old Mac,

 

I'm on a Pinkie. *Shows Big Mac an Pinkie Pie.*

 

LOL - that's great!

 

(I think we should post sources for the original commercials for reference. Here's the Old Spice ad & Grover from Sesame Street's version spliced in:)

 

[Sir.Flutter Hooves 2,953]

I would do the Budweiser commercials with Big Mac, and the Dalmatians would be Winona. 

 

Big Mac is training to bring Apple Cider to Canterlot, but he needs to train first. So, with the help of Winona he does. Here's the video, but except the horse is Big Mac, and the Dalmatian is Winona.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOpsxOT5Gao

 

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[Dzastur 1,719]

I would do the Budweiser commercials with Big Mac, and the Dalmatians would be Winona. 

I've always liked those ads. I bet that'd turn out to be a really cute animation. Big Mac and Bud would go together nicely.

 

**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DxlOWVVQWE

 

*Setting: huge motivational seminar*

 

Announcer: "And now, the man you all came to see: Mr. Tony Robbins!"

 

Enter Fluttershy, instead of Tony Robbins: "Um...hi. Is everyone, um, ready to get `motivated'? Of course, if you're not, that's okay, and I'm very sorry for imposing."

 

*audience looks confused*

 

Attendee: "We can't hear you!"

 

Fluttershy: "Oh my. I'll be louder. Maybe we should start with a cheer. Ready? ...yay!"

 

 

*crickets*

 

Assistant: "Tony - here, eat this." *hands her a Snickers bar*

 

Fluttershy: "Why?"

 

Assistant: "Because you're not yourself when you're hungry. Better?"

 

 

*Fluttershy turns into motivational speaker Tony Robbins.* "Better."

 

2nd Assistant to 1st Assistant: "You'd better give one to that security guard, too. He's really grumpy."

 

Security Guard Eric Cartman: "HEY! No one's respectin' mah authorita!"

 

*You're not you when you're hungry. Snickers really satisfies.*

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIDn9zcWphU

 

*Allstate "Mayhem"*

 

 

 

Pinkie Pie: "I'm Pinkie. I'm a pony. And I'm here to make you smile......whether you like it or not."

 

*Inside a home; family playing board games*

 

Pinkie Pie: "You've been waiting for the next season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but it's too far off. So, to make the time pass, you've been trying to forget about the show. I'm not going to let that happen."

 

*Pops out of a laptop screen*

 

Pinkie Pie: "I'm in your computer."

 

*Jumping onto a white t-shirt*

 

Pinkie Pie: "Check it out - I'm on your shirt."

 

*At Build-A-Bear Workshop store*

 

Pinkie Pie: "Building a bear? I'm here, too."

 

*Parent's bedroom*

 

Pinkie Pie: "Trying to sleep? Here's a cannon full of streamers. Good luck."

 

*Confused group of people at a party*

 

Pinkie Pie: "You weren't planning on having a party today. But, now you're having one. Will you run out of chips and dip? I have no idea."

 

*Living room; family in front of TV*

 

Pinkie Pie: "That's why you need to download episodes from the first 3 seasons of My Little Pony on iTunes. After you do, you can always get your fill of adorable fillies. Like me."

 

 

**

AT&T Focus Group Leader: "What's better: less or more?"

 

All ponies: "More!"

 

AT&T Focus Group Leader: "Why more?"

 

Rarity: "More emeralds for my dresses, dahling!"

 

Applejack: "More apples!"

 

Princess Twilight Sparkle: "More books!"

 

AT&T Focus Group Leader (to Fluttershy): "How about you?"

 

Fluttershy: "Oh! Well, I guess I'd like more time with my sweet little animal friends. But my agent says I need to do more commercials instead. So..."

 

*silence*

 

Rainbow Dash: "Woah. Awkward."

 

Pinkie Pie: "Should I sing?"

 

AT&T Focus Group Leader: "No, that would...increase the awkwardness..."

 

"It's usually not complicated: more is better. And AT&T has the largest 4G network."

Edited April 7, 2013 by John Mellenclop

[Malao 27]

"Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Pumpkin.

Happy birthday to y-"

 

"WOAH WOAH WOAH? THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?! FUCKING SPONGECAKE?!?! FUCK!!!"

 

For those of you not in the know, it's this masterpiece of marketing (WARNING: EXPLICIT):

 

 

[the_jetfighter 94]

i think that ponifying the republican party commercials (or any conservative commercial for that matter), or the NRA.... i can just imagine using it as more of an ironic statement.

[Warith 58]

Original Slogan: What would you do ~ oooo for a Klondike bar?

 

New Slogan: What would you do ~ oooo for a hug from Fluttershy?

 

*sniffle* Anything! /)T3T(\

[Dzastur 1,719]

 

*Two guys standing with their cars, both of which have been in accidents.*

 

Guy 1: "What a mess."

 

Guy 2: "Yup."

 

Guy 1: "I don't want just anyone trying to fix this thing..."

 

Guy 2: "Well, with State Farm Auto Insurance, you get to choose who works on your car." *sings* "Like a good neigh-bor, State Farm is *thumb snap* THERE!"

 

 

*Twilight Sparkle appears. She aims her horn at his car and, with a poof of magic, it's completely repaired.* Twilight: "There!"

 

Guy 1: "Wow - that was cool. Um...*sings* I...don't have State Farm in-sur-ance....but person, send me a....magic pony!" *thumb snap*

 

 

*Trixie appears. She aims her horn at his car, and turns it into rubble.*

 

Guy 1: *dumbfounded* "Why did you do that?"

 

Trixie: *chin up, eyes closed* "The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't trust wheels."

 

Guy 2: *whispering* "She must hate her job."

 

*State Farm Insurance tune*

 

Reference commercial:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBRmlVEvQO4

[Ali_Derp 89]

Skoda Ocvtavia! That Would Be Awesome. Octavia Driving A Car

 

Who Wouldn't Like That?

New Skoda Octavia.... PONY STYLE

(If you can read this i hate limiter)

[Lonely 93]

me i would ponyfi the dr pepper commiercal. " someponies do magic but im One of a kind " saids twilight and she levitates a Dr. Pepper can drinks it. thats the commiercal i want to ponyfil

[Denim&Venöm 19,027]

Mr. Smith: "Could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurance? Do dragons like gems?"

 

Twilight walks into a jewelry store. See's the manager looking really pissed, all the merchandise gone and Spike looking bloated as hell.

 

Twilight: "Oh dear..."

 

Announcer guy: "Geico. 15 minutes can save you 50% or more on car insurance."

 

 

 

Twilight sparkle: What?

Rarity: No...

Pinkie pie: Rahhhhhh!

Rainbow Dash: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Fluttershy: Wahhhhaaahhh!

Applejack runs down her stairs crying and knocking down photos on the wall

Twilight Sparkle pulls down an entire book case while crying.

Rainbow Dash: Nooooooo! (chucks her TV out the window. Cries after it smashes into the ground (or laughs a bit, depending on how you listen to it)

 

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Princess Luna (in royal Canterlot voice): "OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKING BODY WASH IS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO BLOCK ODOR FOR 16 HOURS! TIS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO TURN OFF THE SUN!" (Celestia: "Hey!") "BUT THAN IT GETS TO COLD! SO IT MAKES ANOTHER SUN!" ("Wait! That"s gonna be too much work!") "THE SUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!!!!!" (various parts of Equestria either burst into flames or explode)

 

Old spice logo w/ whistlign tune-- that gets inturrupted by Princess Luna smashing though the logo.

 

Princess Luna: "OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKING BODY WASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THY COMMERCIAL END!"

 

Switches to Canterlot castle with a giant version of Luna, and a giant odor word hovering next to her.

 

Princess: "BLOCK!" (back hoofs odor to pieces) "CASTLE KICK!" (Obliterates the whole castle (Celestia: "What the Fu-!")) "EXPLOSION!" !!!!(Que nuclear detonation behind Princess Luna, followed by Old spice logo) "PAPA PAPAPAPA POWER!" (Old spice logo explodes)

 

 

 

 

I'll probably come up with some more eventually.

[repsol rave 2,963]

i can't believe nobody has mentioned the GAK commercials yet :3

those would actually be kinda watchable if they had ponies.

[Modphase 1,271]

Simple! Take all the Activia yogurt commercials, and replace "Activia" with "Octavia"!

 

 

 

Octaviaaaaa!

 

 

 

And here's another picture, just because 

 

 

 

"Increases musical performance"

 

 

 

Edited August 15, 2013 by Modphazon

[techno915 408]

i say that there should be a ponified version of the old spice commercials. idk how it would go, but i think that it would be great.

[Scootalove 10,689]

I would ponify the Pizza Hut commercials just for the fun of it, to see a lot of reactions on people's faces.

 

 

Need fast delivery of Pizza Hut pizza? We have our unicorn delivery service on the way!

 

[Jamesblorg39welsh 125]

I would do the Verizon commercials with the turtles with tank instead of the turtles I'm not really sure what to do for the other turtle but I could figure it out

[DaReaper 1,944]

I would so do the Coors Light Commericals with the coaches change the questioners to the CMC reporters and chang kike coach mora to Spitfire or princess luna or something

 

[Flow 1,629]

 

*Two guys standing with their cars, both of which have been in accidents.*

 

Guy 1: "What a mess."

 

Guy 2: "Yup."

 

Guy 1: "I don't want just anyone trying to fix this thing..."

 

Guy 2: "Well, with State Farm Auto Insurance, you get to choose who works on your car." *sings* "Like a good neigh-bor, State Farm is *thumb snap* THERE!"

 

 

*Twilight Sparkle appears. She aims her horn at his car and, with a poof of magic, it's completely repaired.* Twilight: "There!"

 

Guy 1: "Wow - that was cool. Um...*sings* I...don't have State Farm in-sur-ance....but person, send me a....magic pony!" *thumb snap*

 

 

*Trixie appears. She aims her horn at his car, and turns it into rubble.*

 

Guy 1: *dumbfounded* "Why did you do that?"

 

Trixie: *chin up, eyes closed* "The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't trust wheels."

 

Guy 2: *whispering* "She must hate her job."

 

*State Farm Insurance tune*

 

Reference commercial:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBRmlVEvQO4

 

You know what, I find this very creative, in fact I actually like it! I also enjoy seeing State Farm insurance commercials because they give me a chuckle.

Edited August 16, 2013 by Flow

[Arretez 225]

Perhaps a Jimmy John's commercial where Rainbow Dash delivers in ten seconds flat. Or perhaps one of those Foundation for a Better Life commercials with each of the Mane 6's elements. I'm not sure. I'm really tired, so whatever I write here might be spelled wrong or seem really stupid to anyone with a properly functioning mind right now.

Edited August 16, 2013 by Arretez

[~Silver Essence~ 2,625]

A ponified commercial of the free credit report ones.

 

The mane 6 along with others singing and tagging along would be a great choice for a commercial.

 

[Arretez 225]

I just remembered this commercial that was ponified:

I think that this was one of the best commercials to ever ponify ever.