Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

Well I see 5 potatoes but no cracks.

 

I don't want to set the world on fire. Do you?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

No, ♫I just want to start a flame in your heart♫ (references!)

 

Have you seen ED-E?

Edited August 7, 2014 by N. Hazmat Powers

[Scarlet Letter 138]

What is a shoe?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Phil is Shoe!

 

Why U No Answer Me Question!?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

yes

 

Do cats exist?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

No

 

What do rocks taste like?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Pizza Water

 

fdzbfnejtdfvtjydki?

Edited August 7, 2014 by ~Zero~

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Ron Paul.

 

 

Ron Paul?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

?Luap Nor

 

Geckos or Rad Roaches, which taste better?

[LunaKaiba 30]

The one in the middle.

 

What is that big ball of fire in the sky?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Your mom

 

Who is the Earth?

[LunaKaiba 30]

Your cousins, friends evil step sister.

 

Where is my cupcakes!?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Hi.

 

Is you a pedophile?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

No

 

what is 9 - 8 + 76 x 9 - 40 = ?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Potato

 

Who here is a soup?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Me, Because of reasons

 

 

Why is because of reasons such a good answer?

Edited August 8, 2014 by Rainbro dash 16

[LunaKaiba 30]

Because of reasons.

 

What is the meaning of life?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

69

 

What is what?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

love me maud pie!

 

can you not read the answer above?

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Purple

 

Can Poland into Space? 

[LunaKaiba 30]

Tacos.

 

Why are there trees outside?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because you are accessing MLP Forums in a jungle.

 

If a triangle has sides of length 3 units, 4 units and 5 units, what is the mass of the sun?

[Yoshikupo 302]

a cat

 

wat is you?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Sigmund Freud

 

Why did Freud hate the term "Electra complex?"

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because he would've had to look up 'electra' in the dictionary if he approved of the term.

 

Can you solve for x?