Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[LittleMac 3,085]

Turn left, head straight on til you see a lemon and then dance

 

 

Can you tell me the way to Sesame Street?

[Omar 692]

Walk backwards for ten seconds.

 

 

 

 

is this a stupid enough question?

[DJ Onex 1,674]

I'll tell you when the time is right,

 

 

 

What do really i tell him? o_o

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Depends on how the sky doesn't seem to know how to look.

 

So if bacon equals delicious, how many trees do I cut down to find the last slice of cake?

[SomeRegularReshiram 37]

Everyone knows it's 42!

 

What is time?

[Magic Note 2,748]

Time is something that isn't on anyone's side.

 

What does Game Over mean?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

That it's time to start a new game.

 

 

Why don't railroads roam free?

[Rethajni 2,496]

because railroads are with linear storyline

 

 

 

what happen if i mix flowers colors and sugar?

[LittleMac 3,085]

PewDiePie

 

 

 

I'm thinking of a colour between 1 and Z, what is it?

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,307]

Well obviously Super Mario Cousins.

 

I am needing another ingredient for my peanut butter and salmon sandwich, what should it be?

[Magic Note 2,748]

You are missing bread.

 

What happens if I travel 88 miles per hour without driving a DeLorean?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

You spontaneously combust.

 

How am I supposed to run if I'm having fun where I am?

Edited May 6, 2015 by You Heard Nothing

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

10111011, in both two's complement and sign/magnitude.



Why is?

[Magic Note 2,748]

It is because the question isn't complete.

 

Did the muffin man know who he was?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Yes, he was the pancake man before his business was struck by the Great Pancake Crash, and now he makes muffins instead of his world-famous pancakes -- a poor old guy he is.

How would you help this pancake man restore his former prosperity?

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,307]

Anvils and watermelons slapped on a billboard in Antarctica.

 

Wherefore art thou bacon?

[LittleMac 3,085]

In Alabama, next to Christopher Walken

 

 

How do you breathe?!

[Frozen_star 36]

By holding your breath.

 

What's an applejack?

[ScarfaceOne 263]

A type of Cereal shaped like Ponies LOL.

 

 

Why does Pingu drink heavily and smoke cigarettes?

[VinylWubs 1,252]

His mother ate his father and brother

 

Why am I even talking?

[baba_booey 4,302]

Because you're being forced by the illuminati.

 

Where'd you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

From places full of cotton-eyed rednecks. Or nexs. Whatever.
 

Someone Tell Me Where To Download Intel Core i9 For Free?

Edited May 10, 2015 by Fillypino Pride

[ScarfaceOne 263]

Er, weinstallyourcomputersauto.com.

 

 

Here's another one, why does Pingu's sister Pinga eat smurfs for bed? And why is Pingu quickscoping? Was Horrid henry the culprit of no russian?

Edited May 10, 2015 by ScarfaceOne

[LittleMac 3,085]

Because sauce.

 

 

What is the circumference of Jupiter?

[Trickilee 139]

Equal to the length of movies Adam Sandler has starred in.

 

Can a swallow carry a coconut?