Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Bunnyhop123 194]

Blame genetics.

 

If you could choose between Pikachu, and Pikachu, which would you choose?

[Dovashy 1,734]

Too difficult, can't decide. 

What is MLP Forums? 

[Bunnyhop123 194]

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.  (jk)

 

 

 

To be, or not to be?

[Frosty Nerd 833]

To be a grasshopper nymph, exploring the fascinating world of a lawn.

 

Where am I not?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

On Earth.

 

Cake or death?

[Marciblook 612]

Cake of course

 

Chips or flies?

[Kookie 135]

I didn't know chips can fly! CATCH THEM BEFORE THEY LAY EGGS!!!

 

Q: Who would win in a fight? A circle or a square?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

The two would square off in the ring, after shaping up to face each other.

 

Was my joke punny?

[Frosty Nerd 833]

No, this is Patrick.

 

Who was phone?

[Kookie 135]

Squidward's demented and telecommunicated brother. PHONEY!Q

 

Q: Is eraser mightier than a correction ink?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Only if you dip it in urine first

 

If you could yes, would you, maybe?

Edited July 13, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Kookie 135]

Hey I just met you! And this is crazy! So here's my hamster! And call me crazy!

 

Q: Will praying to the dirt overlord help manage our seas to become yoghurt and milk?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

F*cking...mixed-up mother goose.

 

When will it finally rain fire?

[Kookie 135]

After it rain chocolate. You know like

 

 

Q: Can you eat this? (See pic below)

[SCS 7,537]

With salt, yes.

 

Why is your squid invisible?

[Kookie 135]

Because it has Invisible Ink! BADUM-TSS!

 

 

Q: Why is the sky blue, the people blue, and the moon cheese?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Because Q did it.

 

Why is SCS on this thread?

[Kookie 135]

Because he/she likes to shop swimming people online.

 

Q: Take a book and place it beside a notebook. What did you learn?

Edited July 13, 2014 by Kookie

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Several things. I'll list them.

1: Books appear to be affected by gravity. This indicates they likely to be made up of atoms. Notebooks, however, float and are therefore not affected by gravity, so they're likely to not consist of atoms.

2: If you push a book on a surface that isn't frictionless, it will continue to slide at the same speed indefinitely anyway. Hence, books are unaffected by friction. This likely means books do not experience a normal force when gravity is pushing it down on a surface. However, in that case I don't know how to account for the book not falling through the table.

3: If you place the notebook on the book, it causes gravity to have the opposite effect, and make the book fall towards the ceiling. This simply baffles me, I have no hypotheses that could possibly explain this phenomenon.

 

Could you help explain why the notebook makes the book fall upwards?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

well, that is actually quite simple to explain, see, the notebook has it's own center of gravity the repels earth's gravity that books are specifically attracted to, resulting in the book following the notebook's gravity

what is the whole point of living life?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

42.

 

Why did you do that?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

well... because, the forces of life, mainly 42, caused me to

 

why is 42 the answer to life, the universe and everything?

[Marciblook 612]

Because a giant computer told a planet it was

 

Knives or machete?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

both

 

Fireflies or galaxies?

[A Majestic Keldeo 42]

too hard to decide

 

what's genetics? what's the point of it?