Ask Yosef von Uzenvard!

[Golurk 467]

Yo, wassup?

 

If you've got any questions for me about anything, feel free to ask. I can guarantee I'll have an answer. Maybe not the best, but the most logical and verbose I can think of. 

 

FIRE AT WILL!

[Queen Sugar Hoof 48]

Are you... Swedish? xD

[Golurk 467]

 

 

Are you... Swedish? xD

I'm... complicated. If it's in Europe, I've got at least some blood from there. Mostly France, Ireland, and Germany. Although my nationality is, technically, American. As I said, I'm complicated.   

[Soundgarden 2,757]

Are you insane?

Do you like Grunge and Dubstep?

Do you like Fluttershy?

 

Yep, my 3(in this case, 4) standard questions

[Golurk 467]

 

 

Are you insane?

I like to think of myself as more "loco in the coco." You gotta be crazy to do what I do, kid!

 

 

 

Do you like Grunge and Dubstep?

Grunge depends on the band. If Nirvana, assume yes. Otherwise, maybe. And, as for dubstep, not really. It's not really my bag.

 

 

 

Do you like Fluttershy?

  

Need I say more?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Why do you go around demanding that people volunteer to be injected with whatever juice?

[Golurk 467]

 

 

Why do you go around demanding that people volunteer to be injected with whatever juice?

Modern science wasn't founded through lollipops and marshmallows. Sometimes, people have to make sacrifices that may end up being for the greater good. I'm trying to help future generations, and help others share in the recognition.

 

And for personal amusement at watching their reactions. 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Are you evil?

[Golurk 467]

 

 

Are you evil?

I do what I do for the greater good of mankind. If that means cracking some bones to see if my elixir works, so be it.

I'd not say I'm "evil", just a bit of a "nutcase with needles." 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Are you sociopathic, then?

[Golurk 467]

 

 

Are you sociopathic, then?

That's what that doctor once said. Until I tested a new serum on him. Then he said "GYAAAAAAH!" and experienced rapid cellular necrosis. He never told me he was sorry for misreading the test.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Can I borrow some whatever juice?

[Golurk 467]

 

 

Can I borrow some whatever juice?

If it's for Science, sure. Otherwise, absolutely not. 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

If it's for Science, sure. Otherwise, absolutely not.

Define Science.

[Golurk 467]

 

 

Define Science.

The pursuit of knowledge through experimental or mathematical means. And that wasn't a question.   

[Doctor Shuu 797]

The pursuit of knowledge through experimental or mathematical means. And that wasn't a question.

Would you prefer that my questions be made in true question form?

[Golurk 467]

 

 

Would you prefer that my questions be made in true question form?

Meh. It's up to you really. But it would be preferable.