I have been a bad pony

[Key Gear 6,663]

They say that confession is good for the soul. Well, in that case, then it is time for me to confess, and I really do have a lot to confess about. Over the past several days, I've been working on something horrible. Finally, this morning, I could no longer resist. I tossed a coin and all of my dominoes fell. If you are curious and you wish to know more, then click the below spoiler.

 

Very well. My confession begins.

 

 

 

I pranked Zoop. It was worth it, but I am now slated to be murdered. If you laugh at anything that follows, then you will join me. So. Pokerfaces, everyone. Be mindful of the danger that you face. In the interests of preserving the dignity involved in this entire situation, some things were... Redacted.

 

 

 

The Beginning

 

It all started one day, sometime in the evening. Zoop was attempting to convince me to challenge myself, to expand my horizons.

 

 

 

[4/17/13 12:45:30 PM] Zoop: Key: Key Gear needs to be in a romantic RP.

[4/17/13 12:45:37 PM] Zoop: It's ridiculous. It will cause pain

[4/17/13 12:45:44 PM] Zoop: It must happen

[4/17/13 12:45:57 PM] Key Gear: REDACTED.

[4/17/13 12:46:08 PM] Zoop: Separate instance.

[4/17/13 12:46:16 PM] Zoop: Alt tab to a new one

[4/17/13 12:46:23 PM] Key Gear: Nope nope nope.

[4/17/13 12:46:29 PM] Key Gear: Key is unique to her world.

[4/17/13 12:46:34 PM] Key Gear: Can't make another. :3

[4/17/13 12:46:35 PM] Key Gear: Well

[4/17/13 12:46:37 PM] Key Gear: No.

[4/17/13 12:46:42 PM] Key Gear: Hmmm :?

[4/17/13 12:46:51 PM] Key Gear: Not without the same supporting situation.

[4/17/13 12:47:44 PM] Zoop: You can make it work

[4/17/13 12:47:46 PM] Key Gear: Even still, the character's nature precludes a romantic RP. She's a busy tinkerer with no real time for interpersonal stuff. No real inclination either. In fact, the only reason that she would enter a relationship would be to terrorize someone... Oh...

[4/17/13 12:47:46 PM] Zoop: Think of it

[4/17/13 12:47:48 PM] Zoop: As a challenge

[4/17/13 12:47:57 PM] Zoop: REDACTED.

[4/17/13 12:48:17 PM] Key Gear: I can't do it, though. I'd never be able to live it down.

[4/17/13 12:48:24 PM] Zoop: Key Gear is an admins character

[4/17/13 12:48:30 PM] Zoop: And a well known one

[4/17/13 12:48:48 PM] Zoop: Go into a romantic roleplay and terrorize people that would attempt to court her.

[4/17/13 12:49:00 PM] Key Gear: Key is a premium character. She demands good treatment.

[4/17/13 12:50:19 PM] Key Gear: I can't use her for silly RP gaming xD

[4/17/13 12:50:45 PM] Key Gear: Besides, I have a ton of other OCs... Wait... I can't use them for that, either

[4/17/13 12:50:50 PM] Key Gear: They would be devalued. D:

[4/17/13 12:50:54 PM] Key Gear: REDACTED.

[4/17/13 12:51:29 PM] Zoop: You're a boring old man

[4/17/13 12:51:44 PM] Zoop: The fact that they're high value OCs is the point :3

[4/17/13 1:38:52 PM] Key Gear: My God : o

[4/17/13 1:48:37 PM] Key Gear: Zoop... So... This is what it is... You wish to sully my OCs with bad romantic RP gaming!? D:

[4/17/13 2:37:49 PM] Key Gear: Alright

[4/17/13 2:37:52 PM] Key Gear: Let's do it.

[4/17/13 2:37:53 PM] Key Gear: :|

[4/17/13 2:38:06 PM] Zoop: :3

[4/17/13 2:38:10 PM] Zoop: I will join you

[4/17/13 2:38:16 PM] Key Gear nods.

[4/17/13 2:38:18 PM] Key Gear: For science.

[4/17/13 2:38:23 PM] Zoop: Yes

[4/17/13 2:38:40 PM] Key Gear: It shall be done.

[4/17/13 2:37:57 PM] Zoop: You must energize the denizens of RPW. Come down from your ivory tower

[4/17/13 2:38:02 PM] Zoop: Be one with the people

[4/17/13 2:39:09 PM] Key Gear: I've always wanted to get thrown out of an RP.

[4/17/13 2:39:39 PM] Zoop: Let's do it.

[4/17/13 2:39:46 PM] Key Gear: REDACTED.

[4/17/13 2:39:55 PM] Zoop: They'll report us and kick out

 

 

 

The Conspirators

 

Little did Zoop realize that I had plans, and on the eve of that same day, I set them into motion. Meet my fellow conspirators. I have censored their names to protect the guilty, and they are all guilty. Very guilty.

 

 

 

[4/17/13 5:44:21 PM] Key Gear added Conspirator #1, Conspirator #2 to this conversation

[4/17/13 5:44:34 PM] Key Gear: Hullo denizens

[4/17/13 5:44:49 PM] Conspirator #1: Herro

[4/17/13 5:44:58 PM] Conspirator #1 awaits orders

[4/17/13 5:44:58 PM] Key Gear added Conspirator #3 to this conversation

[4/17/13 5:45:14 PM] Conspirator #2: o.o

[4/17/13 5:45:21 PM] Key Gear: It begins.

[4/17/13 5:45:21 PM] Key Gear: REDACTED.

[4/17/13 5:46:32 PM] Key Gear: Zoop wants to join a slice of life romance RP and terrorize the DM.

[4/17/13 5:46:41 PM] Conspirator #2: ._.

[4/17/13 5:46:53 PM] Key Gear: So... I want to make an RP just for him... Loop him into it... And then terrorize him. x)

[4/17/13 5:46:57 PM] Key Gear: Gently :3

[4/17/13 5:47:11 PM] Key Gear: It would be too obvious if I made it.

[4/17/13 5:47:19 PM] Key Gear: It has to be a "bad" RP by the way.

[4/17/13 5:47:30 PM] Key Gear: No more than about 500 or so characters per post x)

[4/17/13 5:47:37 PM] Conspirator #2: And alicorns?

[4/17/13 5:47:39 PM] Key Gear: Yes

[4/17/13 5:47:42 PM] Conspirator #1: You'll have to write it though.

[4/17/13 5:47:43 PM] Key Gear: Must have alicorns

[4/17/13 5:47:49 PM] Conspirator #2: With no character sheet for said alicorn?

[4/17/13 5:47:51 PM] Conspirator #1: I can't force my self to do bad... ;-;

[4/17/13 5:47:55 PM] Key Gear: xD

[4/17/13 5:48:03 PM] Key Gear: Yes

[4/17/13 5:48:11 PM] Key Gear: It's going to be in a bar or something

[4/17/13 5:48:14 PM] Key Gear: Something horrible

[4/17/13 5:48:29 PM] Key Gear: The OP would need to be bad

[4/17/13 5:48:30 PM] Key Gear: Wait..

[4/17/13 5:48:34 PM] Key Gear: I know who could help.

[4/17/13 5:48:38 PM] Conspirator #1: Yes?

[4/17/13 5:48:40 PM] Key Gear added Conspirator #4 to this conversation

[4/17/13 5:48:44 PM] Key Gear: Hello Conspirator #4.

[4/17/13 5:49:01 PM] Key Gear: I've added you to this conversation because I need your help.

[4/17/13 5:49:09 PM] Key Gear: I need you to do something for me.

[4/17/13 5:49:12 PM] Conspirator #1: Top secret mission!

 

 

 

The Plan Unfolds

 

Now that I had my conspirators, there was only one thing left to do. It was time to refine the details of our plan and set it into motion.

 

 

 

[4/17/13 5:55:49 PM] Conspirator #2: True... We've played games quite a bit, Key, and he's in my contacts

[4/17/13 5:55:57 PM] Key Gear: Darn... Hmmm...

[4/17/13 5:55:58 PM] Key Gear: Welllll

[4/17/13 5:56:04 PM] Key Gear: You should just join randomly

[4/17/13 5:56:12 PM] Key Gear: Not in  the beginning , that would be suspicious.

[4/17/13 5:56:21 PM] Conspirator #1: With a new OC

[4/17/13 5:56:21 PM] Key Gear: Join after I join xP

[4/17/13 5:56:23 PM] Key Gear: ^

[4/17/13 5:56:34 PM] Conspirator #1: A bruise purple alicorn

[4/17/13 5:56:38 PM] Key Gear: Yes!

[4/17/13 5:56:47 PM] Conspirator #1: That's short

[4/17/13 5:56:52 PM] Key Gear: lol!

[4/17/13 5:56:53 PM] Key Gear: xD

[4/17/13 5:57:02 PM] Key Gear: Or... Wait... Zoop might suspect something then...

[4/17/13 5:57:03 PM] Key Gear: Hmmm

[4/17/13 5:57:06 PM] Conspirator #1: Right

[4/17/13 5:57:06 PM] Conspirator #2:

[4/17/13 5:57:09 PM] Conspirator #2: Well...

[4/17/13 5:57:09 PM] Key Gear: He's paranoid.

[4/17/13 5:57:17 PM] Conspirator #1: Bruise purple short stallion

[4/17/13 5:57:19 PM] Key Gear: Zoop is *extremely* paranoid

[4/17/13 5:57:23 PM] Conspirator #1: Normal like

[4/17/13 5:57:23 PM] Conspirator #2: Perhaps I should stay back... But watch things unfold x)

[4/17/13 5:57:32 PM] Key Gear: Oh no no no, Conspirator #2...

[4/17/13 5:57:35 PM] Key Gear: You should join

[4/17/13 5:57:37 PM] Key Gear: Actually

[4/17/13 5:57:41 PM] Key Gear: Use your new OC.

[4/17/13 5:57:46 PM] Key Gear: xP

[4/17/13 5:57:53 PM] Conspirator #1: Yeah, do that.

 

REDACTED.

 

[4/17/13 6:02:59 PM] Conspirator #4: REDACTED.

[4/17/13 6:03:07 PM] Key Gear: No no no

[4/17/13 6:03:12 PM] Conspirator #1: Beach house?

[4/17/13 6:03:13 PM] Key Gear: Gotta seem legit, Conspirator #4

[4/17/13 6:03:15 PM] Key Gear: Hmm

[4/17/13 6:03:16 PM] Conspirator #4: I know

[4/17/13 6:03:24 PM] Key Gear: Well it is a slice of life, romance setting.

[4/17/13 6:03:34 PM] Conspirator #1: REDACTED.

[4/17/13 6:03:39 PM] Key Gear: Mother of God

[4/17/13 6:03:52 PM] Key Gear: That's perfect!

[4/17/13 6:03:55 PM] Conspirator #2: XD

[4/17/13 6:04:08 PM] Conspirator #1: I'll know what I'm doing, hopefully.

[4/17/13 6:04:14 PM] Key Gear: Oh my God

[4/17/13 6:04:15 PM] Key Gear: Yes

 

REDACTED.

 

[4/17/13 6:29:43 PM] Conspirator #1: Okay

[4/17/13 6:29:46 PM] Conspirator #4: let the chaos, BEEEGIN

[4/17/13 6:29:46 PM] Conspirator #1: Easy on me

[4/17/13 6:29:51 PM] Conspirator #1 is shaking.... ;-;

[4/17/13 6:30:03 PM] Conspirator #4 has the amazing expression of...."meh"

[4/17/13 6:30:07 PM] Key Gear is worried.

[4/17/13 6:30:12 PM] Key Gear: XD

[4/17/13 6:30:20 PM] Key Gear: This is a self-inflicting pain prank.

[4/17/13 6:30:21 PM] Key Gear: But

[4/17/13 6:30:25 PM] Key Gear: It will be worth it

[4/17/13 6:30:27 PM] Key Gear: Oh god yes

[4/17/13 6:30:28 PM] Conspirator #4: REDACTED.

[4/17/13 6:30:42 PM] Key Gear: Conspirator #4!

[4/17/13 6:30:44 PM] Conspirator #4: yes?

[4/17/13 6:30:50 PM] Conspirator #1: Okay, the data is loaded

[4/17/13 6:30:52 PM] Key Gear: Don't scare the other players...

[4/17/13 6:30:54 PM] Key Gear: Oh God

[4/17/13 6:30:59 PM] Key Gear: Ok, I can't brohoof it yet x)

[4/17/13 6:31:00 PM] Conspirator #1 is afraid to press the trigger

[4/17/13 6:31:04 PM] Conspirator #4: ....keygear...

[4/17/13 6:31:06 PM] Key Gear: Do it, Conspirator #1

[4/17/13 6:31:12 PM] Conspirator #4: if you dont want me to scare other players

[4/17/13 6:31:13 PM] Conspirator #1 charges forward

[4/17/13 6:31:23 PM] Conspirator #4: then why am I here?

[4/17/13 6:31:24 PM] Key Gear: Oh hell, look at what we've done XD

[4/17/13 6:31:31 PM] Key Gear: @Conspirator #4 Good point.. xD

[4/17/13 6:31:32 PM] Conspirator #1: Sh-should I advertise?

[4/17/13 6:31:35 PM] Key Gear: Yes

 

REDACTED.

 

[4/17/13 6:40:30 PM] Conspirator #1: Conspirator #5 is on.

[4/17/13 6:40:36 PM] Conspirator #1: Add him to group now, maybe?

[4/17/13 6:40:43 PM] Key Gear: Ohyes xD

[4/17/13 6:40:48 PM] Key Gear added Conspirator #5 to this conversation

[4/17/13 6:40:50 PM] Key Gear: x)

[4/17/13 6:40:53 PM] Key Gear: Hello Conspirator #5...

[4/17/13 6:41:03 PM] Conspirator #5: um...

[4/17/13 6:41:19 PM] Conspirator #5: What is this again?

[4/17/13 6:41:25 PM] Conspirator #1: Secret plans

[4/17/13 6:41:29 PM] Conspirator #1: Evil ones

[4/17/13 6:41:47 PM] Conspirator #5: Are we going to kill someone?

[4/17/13 6:41:59 PM] Conspirator #1: Yay, I got another bite!!!

[4/17/13 6:42:09 PM] Key Gear: Yes, Conspirator #5...

[4/17/13 6:42:13 PM] Conspirator #1: Conspirator #5, we're pranking Zoop

[4/17/13 6:42:21 PM] Conspirator #1: Grand fun

[4/17/13 6:42:33 PM] Conspirator #5: o_0

[4/17/13 6:42:50 PM] Conspirator #5: What are we going to do to him?

[4/17/13 6:42:55 PM] Key Gear: x)

[4/17/13 6:42:59 PM] Key Gear: Let me paste.

[4/17/13 6:43:31 PM] Key Gear: REDACTED.

 

REDACTED.

 

[4/17/13 7:17:32 PM] Key Gear: I'll suggest a couple of others before I "find" this one.

[4/17/13 7:17:33 PM] Key Gear: x)

[4/17/13 7:17:49 PM] Key Gear: The ones that I suggest will be full

[4/17/13 7:17:51 PM] Key Gear: xP

[4/17/13 7:18:00 PM] Key Gear: This is too perfect

[4/17/13 7:19:08 PM] Conspirator #5: lol

[4/17/13 7:22:03 PM] Key Gear: Ok

[4/17/13 7:22:12 PM] Key Gear: I'm going to take 15 minutes to come back down to earth

[4/17/13 7:22:18 PM] Key Gear: Then, I will write my other RP post

[4/17/13 7:22:22 PM] Key Gear: xD

[4/17/13 7:22:22 PM] Key Gear: The real one

[4/17/13 7:22:42 PM] Conspirator #2: x)

[4/17/13 7:23:00 PM] Key Gear: Zoop... If he knew... (rofl)

[4/17/13 7:23:32 PM] Conspirator #2: XD

[4/17/13 7:23:34 PM] Conspirator #2: Oh gosh...

[4/17/13 7:23:45 PM] Key Gear: He would murder me.

[4/17/13 7:23:47 PM] Key Gear: x)

[4/17/13 7:23:51 PM] Key Gear: He's so comically paranoid...

[4/17/13 7:23:54 PM] Key Gear: But...

[4/17/13 7:24:03 PM] Key Gear: He thinks I'm a nice pony.

[4/17/13 7:24:14 PM] Key Gear: And I made sure to protest against the idea for so long

 

 

 

The Madness Begins to Take Hold

 

I think that I really started to get a bit carried away. Judge for yourself.

 

 

 

[4/17/13 8:17:50 PM] Key Gear: Wanna join me and Zoop in some lightweight romance RP trolling? =P

[4/17/13 8:17:56 PM] Feld0: umm...

 

 

 

Yeah, so, the answer was no. *ahem* As you could imagine. And... Yes, I was going to pull Feld0 in with Zoop and... Troll him. I have no regrets. I  confess everything. 

 

The Dog and Pony Show

 

Finally, after all of the preparations, it was time to begin. 

 

 

 

[4/17/13 8:03:09 PM] Key Gear: Sooo

[4/17/13 8:03:14 PM] Key Gear: You still serious about the plan?

[4/17/13 8:03:27 PM] Key Gear: Oooorrrr

[4/17/13 8:03:33 PM] Key Gear: Have you changed your mind? : o

[4/17/13 8:03:44 PM] Key Gear: This is... Not going to be for the faint of heart (me)! D:

[4/17/13 8:04:52 PM] Zoop: I think it's a good way to focus both my self destructive impulses and my desire to create some small amount of discomfort for people.

[4/17/13 8:05:07 PM] Key Gear takes a deep breath

[4/17/13 8:05:08 PM] Key Gear: Well

[4/17/13 8:05:16 PM] Key Gear: Might as well find something tonight :X

 

 

 

I walked through a bunch of full romance RPs, before, finally, it was time.

 

 

 

[4/17/13 8:21:45 PM] Key Gear: Oh my god

[4/17/13 8:22:23 PM] Key Gear: REDACTED.

 

Dude...

[4/17/13 8:23:03 PM] Zoop: I see Conspirator #5 is in it.

 

REDACTED.

 

[4/17/13 8:27:46 PM] Artemis: If two admins simultaneously crept into my RP like that, I'd be suspicious.

[4/17/13 8:27:57 PM] Key Gear: That's teh point, I think...

[4/17/13 8:27:58 PM] Zoop: that's half the fun.

[4/17/13 8:28:01 PM] Key Gear: xD

[4/17/13 8:29:15 PM] Key Gear: Wait wait wait wait

[4/17/13 8:29:17 PM] Key Gear: This is Conspirator #1

[4/17/13 8:29:28 PM] Key Gear: He's in my RP... Do I really want to troll him? :?

[4/17/13 8:29:31 PM] Key Gear: :S

[4/17/13 8:29:33 PM] Zoop: yes

[4/17/13 8:29:33 PM] Zoop: :?

[4/17/13 8:29:35 PM] Artemis: ^

 

 

 

The Reveal

 

We joined the RP. Got some posts in. Now, it was time for me to reveal myself. 

 

 

 

[4/18/13 9:19:38 AM] Key Gear: I think

[4/18/13 9:19:44 AM] Key Gear: It is time to reveal myself

[4/18/13 9:20:00 AM] Key Gear: First... How paranoid are you? :?

[4/18/13 9:21:22 AM] Zoop: How do you mean, specifically?

[4/18/13 9:21:33 AM] Key Gear: Well

[4/18/13 9:21:37 AM] Key Gear holds breath.

[4/18/13 9:21:39 AM] Zoop: Paranoia comes in many shapes and sizes

[4/18/13 9:21:42 AM] Key Gear lets it out.

[4/18/13 9:21:48 AM] Key Gear: You see. I created this RP.

[4/18/13 9:21:52 AM] Key Gear: I had Conspirator #1 make it.

[4/18/13 9:21:59 AM] Key Gear: I gave the text for the OOC.

[4/18/13 9:22:00 AM] Zoop: Bullshit

[4/18/13 9:22:07 AM] Key Gear: I DID IT ALL TO LURE YOU INTO IT!!!

[4/18/13 9:22:37 AM] Key Gear: All yesterday eve. It was an act. : |

[4/18/13 9:22:42 AM] Key Gear: I had to do it!

[4/18/13 9:22:59 AM] Zoop: I'm skeptical

[4/18/13 9:23:01 AM] Key Gear: Zoop. I was going to troll you.

[4/18/13 9:23:16 AM] Key Gear: Even as you were trolling and I was trolling with you..

[4/18/13 9:23:23 AM] Key Gear: It was an intricate plan.

[4/18/13 9:23:25 AM] Zoop: :?

[4/18/13 9:23:30 AM] Key Gear: But now

[4/18/13 9:23:33 AM] Key Gear: REDACTED.

[4/18/13 9:23:35 AM] Key Gear: But.

[4/18/13 9:23:50 AM] Key Gear: I can't do it without your help... My mind is only halfway devious enough.

[4/18/13 9:24:01 AM] Key Gear: So

[4/18/13 9:24:05 AM] Zoop: Oho?

[4/18/13 9:24:05 AM] Key Gear: Without further ado.

 

 

 

Zoop didn't believe me. So. That left only one thing. I... I partially betrayed the conspirators for the sake of my own amusement.

 

 

 

[4/18/13 9:24:33 AM] Key Gear added Zoop to this conversation

[4/18/13 9:24:42 AM] Key Gear: What have we done.

[4/18/13 9:24:46 AM] Key Gear: Conspirator #1

[4/18/13 9:24:52 AM] Key Gear: The scheme has come full circle.

[4/18/13 9:24:57 AM] Conspirator #1: ;=;

[4/18/13 9:25:07 AM] Zoop: What the fuck

[4/18/13 9:25:11 AM] Conspirator #1: This'll make life easier on me

[4/18/13 9:25:17 AM] Zoop: You were serious?

[4/18/13 9:25:25 AM] Conspirator #1: REDACTED.

[4/18/13 9:25:31 AM] Key Gear: Yes, Zoop.

[4/18/13 9:25:34 AM] Key Gear: I was serious.

[4/18/13 9:25:37 AM] Zoop: ...

[4/18/13 9:25:39 AM] Key Gear: Here are the schemers.

[4/18/13 9:25:40 AM] Zoop: ...

[4/18/13 9:25:41 AM] Zoop: ...

[4/18/13 9:25:47 AM] Key Gear: x)

[4/18/13 9:25:48 AM] Zoop: You

[4/18/13 9:25:53 AM] Zoop: What

[4/18/13 9:25:57 AM] Zoop: The fuck

[4/18/13 9:26:08 AM] Conspirator #1: Well, at least we surprised him.

[4/18/13 9:26:09 AM] Conspirator #1:

[4/18/13 9:26:15 AM] Conspirator #1: Plan swap!

[4/18/13 9:26:18 AM] Key Gear: XD

[4/18/13 9:26:21 AM] Key Gear: PLAN SWAP!

[4/18/13 9:26:22 AM] Key Gear: xD

[4/18/13 9:26:29 AM] Zoop: What the fuck

[4/18/13 9:26:33 AM] Key Gear: XD

[4/18/13 9:26:39 AM] Key Gear: I'm laughing so hard

[4/18/13 9:26:40 AM] Key Gear: xP

[4/18/13 9:26:56 AM] Zoop: ...

[4/18/13 9:27:04 AM] Zoop: How the shit did that exchange even go

[4/18/13 9:27:10 AM] Conspirator #1: ?

[4/18/13 9:27:11 AM] Key Gear: Ohohohohho

[4/18/13 9:27:16 AM] Key Gear: You should have seen it.

[4/18/13 9:27:16 AM] Conspirator #1: Exchange?

[4/18/13 9:27:19 AM] iZoop: HAY CONSPIRATOR #1 I NEED YOU TO MAKE A ROMANCE ARRRRPEEEE

[4/18/13 9:27:24 AM] Key Gear: x)

[4/18/13 9:27:26 AM] Conspirator #1: Yeah, exactly

[4/18/13 9:27:32 AM] Conspirator #1: It was exactly like that

[4/18/13 9:27:53 AM] Key Gear: ^

[4/18/13 9:28:00 AM] Conspirator #1: There also a promise of a popular post and revenge on a traitor.

[4/18/13 9:28:07 AM] Conspirator #1: Both of which I got

[4/18/13 9:28:11 AM] Zoop: I feel dirty. And used

[4/18/13 9:28:19 AM] Conspirator #1: lol

[4/18/13 9:28:28 AM] Zoop: I quit the fandom

[4/18/13 9:28:45 AM] Conspirator #1: Can I have your stuff? :3

[4/18/13 9:29:01 AM] Zoop: Yes. You can has alicorn badge

 

 

 

The Reprise

 

Not content with my earlier adventure, I decided to share some more plans... In Zoop's presence. Later on, he returned to Skype.

 

 

 

[4/18/13 4:02:33 PM] Key Gear: Zoop will murder me.

[4/18/13 4:02:37 PM] Key Gear: I will die.

[4/18/13 4:02:40 PM] Key Gear: I am ready.

[4/18/13 4:02:45 PM] Conspirator #1: Can i have your stuff?

[4/18/13 4:02:48 PM] Key Gear: No.

[4/18/13 4:02:53 PM] Key Gear: I will need it for the next world.

[4/18/13 4:02:56 PM] Conspirator #1: Okay...

 

REDACTED.

 

[4/18/13 4:03:48 PM] Key Gear: Perhaps it is the only way?

[4/18/13 4:04:03 PM] Conspirator #1: Completely is a bad thing

[4/18/13 4:04:48 PM] Key Gear: I know.

[4/18/13 4:04:50 PM] Key Gear: Again.

[4/18/13 4:04:50 PM] Key Gear: But...

[4/18/13 4:04:56 PM] Key Gear: Perhaps it is destiny?

[4/18/13 4:05:23 PM] Zoop: What the fuck

[4/18/13 4:05:26 PM] Key Gear: D:

[4/18/13 4:05:35 PM] Key Gear: Zoop... How much do you know?!?!

[4/18/13 4:05:36 PM] Key Gear: D:

[4/18/13 4:05:43 PM] Zoop: I read everything.

[4/18/13 4:05:49 PM] Zoop: What the fuck

[4/18/13 4:06:43 PM] Key Gear: D:

[4/18/13 4:06:45 PM] Key Gear: Oh no...

[4/18/13 4:06:48 PM] Key Gear: Zoop...

[4/18/13 4:06:51 PM] Key Gear: Everything?

[4/18/13 4:06:52 PM] Key Gear: Wait...

[4/18/13 4:06:56 PM] Key Gear: I can explain?!

 

 

 

Fini.

 

Finally, we reach the sole reason that this is online.

 

 

 

[4/18/13 4:15:59 PM] Zoop: Also. I expect you to document all of this in a wrap-up thread at the end.

[4/18/13 4:16:14 PM] Zoop: Just so everyone sees how fucked up you are

[4/18/13 4:16:21 PM] Key Gear: Well

[4/18/13 4:16:29 PM] Zoop: @_@

[4/18/13 4:16:34 PM] Key Gear: I'll document it all in a wrap up thread... As soon as I get home...

[4/18/13 4:16:37 PM] Key Gear: (happy)

[4/18/13 4:16:44 PM] Key Gear: The world should know my true form.

[4/18/13 4:16:46 PM] Key Gear: ...

[4/18/13 4:16:50 PM] Key Gear: Whatever it is?

[4/18/13 4:16:56 PM] Zoop: Loki

[4/18/13 4:16:57 PM] Conspirator #2: THIS ISN'T EVEN KEY GEAR'S FINAL FORM!!!!!!!

[4/18/13 4:17:05 PM] Zoop: Fuck spoon. You're Loki.

[4/18/13 4:17:17 PM] Key Gear: D:

 

 

 

TL;DR

 

I agreed to join Zoop in trolling. I created an RP with a team of random conspirators. I lured Zoop into it with a really exaggerated sequence of protests against it (and pointing at every other RP first). I waited until the next day. I revealed my deception. I harvested amusement. 

 

I regret nothing.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

*Shakes head slowly*

 

You have been a bad Key Gear.

 

[Starshine 16,335]

 

Zoop and Key Gear want to troll a DM

 

Key Gear grabbed an innocent bystander to be the DM for him, to be his puppet to troll Zoop

 

Seems legit and not at all overly-complicated.

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Taking advantage of bald people is fun! ^.^

[Zoop 8,384]

Don't tell Key, but my entire plot here was to lure him into luring me into Roleplaying for the sake of giving me an excuse for dirtying myself in the world of roleplay without making it seem like it was my idea. The fixation on trolling a bad romance RP was just an excuse that would be used to get my foot into the door in a way that would not make me appear too interested.*

 

So really, in this way Key was just playing into my hands the entire time - the degree at which he got involved only solidifies my victory.

 

* I will admit that I wanted to torment him by having my character flirt relentlessly with his.

[Jonke 3,743]

This proves you can never trust Key, he'll slowly screw your mind and make you do terrible things. xP

 

It's about time to face your demise.

Edited April 19, 2013 by Leafeon

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

I key geared when I read this.

[Killian Jones 2,655]

I never trusted Key Gear/Scootacool/HAl9000. The fact that he went by HAL9000 proves his untrustworthiness.