Caption the avatar above you.

[Soren Peregrine 4,606]

"The cold never bothered me any..."

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

"Go on, take off your pants Dash, nopony will look........ expect me of course" 

Edited May 17, 2018 by King of Canterlot

[Soren Peregrine 4,606]

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

"Go on, take off your pants Dash, nopony will look........ expect me of course" 

^ But they don't usually wear... Pants. So... Nothing weird then I guess? 

 

"I wear good clothing."

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

"I have a clothing fetish"

Cuz ponies don't wear clothing, so when they do it must be pretty kinky 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

IN SOVIET EQUESTRIA, MAGIC USES UNICORN!!!!!

[Soren Peregrine 4,606]

Edit: Ninja'd by @Kronos the Revenant

"All I need to complete this outfit are some nice warm pants"

9 minutes ago, King of Canterlot said:

"I have a clothing fetish"

Cuz ponies don't wear clothing, so when they do it must be pretty kinky 

^ Well, I guess certain clothing probably makes them look more attractive. How else could you explain their obsession with fashion?

Edited May 18, 2018 by Soren Peregrine

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

So, what brings you around these parts?  

Edited May 18, 2018 by Kronos the Revenant

[DJ Wolfe 5,316]

"Freeze!"

[Luna's Admirer 944]

Let's make some wubs.

Edited May 18, 2018 by An Admirer

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I'm so excited!

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Hahahaha....say what?  

[Script Chime 184]

Readying aim I'm giving you a three second headstart

Edited May 18, 2018 by Script Chime

[Soren Peregrine 4,606]

"I'm good looking and I know it."

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

"I'ma eat this muffin with the most seductive face I can muster up" 

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"You must now share this friendship to everyone."

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

"Put your hooves up and gimme the muffins" 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

IN SOVIET EQUESTRIA, APPLES BUCK YOU!!!!!!!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

What I think I look like with a gun:

 

Reality: 

Spoiler

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

YOUR FACE!!!!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Three words. Pew! Pew! Pew!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Bucket to the heeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaad!
 

[Luna's Admirer 944]

Really?

[Kawaii Besu 28,010]

Not sure if it's a neko or a fox...

[Luna's Admirer 944]

5 hours ago, Kawaii Besu said:

Not sure if it's a neko or a fox...

Actually it's supposed to be a wolf. XD

And for the caption:-

Actually... I ate all your chocalates. 

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

???

???