Rainboom24 46 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 ready everypony ready? WITHOUT GEOMETRY....LIFE WOULD BE...POINTLESS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Street Comedy 327 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 What did Ben the waiter say to Luke the customer? Use the forks Luke! *Prepares for tomatoes* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ⓡⓐⓘⓝⓓⓡⓞⓟⓢ 25 April 10, 2012 Share April 10, 2012 why did the possum cross the road? to meet his flat mate! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 April 10, 2012 Share April 10, 2012 ready everypony ready? WITHOUT GEOMETRY....LIFE WOULD BE...POINTLESS I'm going to have to draw the line at that one, Rainboom24. 1 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosefullaeggs 543 April 10, 2012 Share April 10, 2012 (edited) What did the beaver say when he ran into his neighbor's house? Damn... Edited April 10, 2012 by moosefullaeggs 2 Physical Health: 6/10Mental Health: -0.527/e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runty 41 April 10, 2012 Share April 10, 2012 chicken parties never run out of cocktail Aaarg! The pain of that! And did you hear about the cat who said he didnt rob the bank? Turns out he was just lion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 April 11, 2012 Share April 11, 2012 Excessive intelligence can be fought with brainkillers. (didn't even know it existed, it's just a pun on "painkiller" fyi) You wanna die? Electricians listen to the radi-ohm. Zen masters listen to the radi-omm. Ghost hunters listen to the radi-orb. Pioneers listen to the ready-o. Communists listen to the red-io. Astronomers listen to the rad-Io. Santa Claus listens to the radi-HOHOHO. Disgusted people listen to the rad-ew-o. Surprised people listen to the radi-oh. Cute people listen to the radi-aww. Distracted people listen to the radi-OOH SHINY. 2 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk the Unicorn 26 April 11, 2012 Share April 11, 2012 Why is a mushroom so happy? Because it's a fungi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 Why is a mushroom so happy? Because it's a fungi I always thought it was because he was among us.Pinkie Pie walked into my house the other day, so I asked her "Why the long face?" http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhythmWave 3 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 (edited) It's nice to visit a ranch because of the horsepitality. Edited April 12, 2012 by RhythmWave 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASpark 49 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 Also, did you hear about the partially aroused willow? It was in a vegetative state. http-~~-//youtu.be/rlzaNtzLrF8 Get it? 'Cause vegetative can mean- *gunshot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettycool 65 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 We really see eye to eye. Oh eye I see what you did there! Huzzah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runty 41 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 "these puns make me sick" Says the guy at hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sprixx 261 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 Oh boy, I came across this one earlier today, its HORRIBLE! What's Luna's favorite day of the week? MOONday! What's Celestia's favorite day of the week? SUNday! Now THAT's terrible! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 (edited) I just played Okami while hungry. The final boss was... yummy. Puns don't kill people, pills kill people! After drinking all those beerds, my sideburns. Have you seen the new Star Trek trailer? It's attached right behind that 4x4. In order to become transparent, you must have a sex change after having a child. (Alternately, you could just cross your mom and dad.) When we stopped believing in Santa, Nicholas Raged. Simba, quit lion around and Mufasa! In Hogwarts, the lowest-definition image was displayed by De-low-res Umbridge. Resistance is futile because I have the potential to shock you. Religion did not save dinosaurs from velocirapture. The chick looked hammered, but I was tired to be her tool, so she got nailed that night anyway. My favorite musical program was shut down for excessive sax and violins. The ophtalmologist's office is a site for sore eyes. I wanted to become a runner, but my legs wouldn't QWOPerate. I'm a little horse because I caught a colt. The doctor said the mane thing for me was to get some rest, that I'd be back in the saddle in a week. Close-combat fighters use fire arms. Assistants and other helpers use friendly fire. Religious people use cross fire. "these puns make me sick" Says the guy at hospital Who gets SICK of VIRAL videos? ~ Reimagine :The Game: And a final word to all Star Wars fans: may the mass x acceleration be with you. Edited April 14, 2012 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molester Man 18 April 16, 2012 Share April 16, 2012 This thread is so punny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 April 16, 2012 Share April 16, 2012 (edited) - Could Larry be an actor? No, but Holly would. - What did the canine actor's Native American trainer say? Howl, Iwud! - How do you call timber infested with termites? Holey wood. - How does a lumberjack curse? Holy wood! - I'll try to talk Liu Do into giving me the treasure map. How, Lee Wud? If your Greek soldiers just go in circles, all your campaigns will turn to cycle ops. Edited April 16, 2012 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 April 17, 2012 Share April 17, 2012 (edited) I present for your punny pleasure: Batman! And he's holding a bat, man. At least, I hope that's a bat. I'm such a Joker: Edited April 17, 2012 by CandidKid Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staticthor Draconus 958 April 18, 2012 Share April 18, 2012 whats small, green, round, and bounces up & down? A PEA IN AN ELEVATOR 1 DO NOT BUCK WITH ME, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY. oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/staticthor-draconus-r126 second oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/sultrus-r3025 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 April 20, 2012 Share April 20, 2012 Oh look, today is 4/20 (or 20/4 for the Euros) It's a day that I hold in very high regard I highly anticipate 4/20 every year 4/20 is the high point of my April 4/20 is a day for smoking pot, is what I'm getting at. (I don't indulge but I also don't judge those who do) since The Doctor has tried it once and it was pretty trippy, like decently trippy MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 April 20, 2012 Share April 20, 2012 (edited) Whence comes this tradition, which has been denied it's place in the lofty tiers of the holiday pantheon with Christmas and Easter? Oh, and Shrove Tuesday, because, you know, pancakes... Edited April 20, 2012 by CandidKid Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 April 20, 2012 Share April 20, 2012 (edited) Me: Hey Rarity, do you like the new Apple computer? Rarity: Why yes, it's simply Mac-nificent! Edited April 20, 2012 by Devin Dash McCourty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunkboy 17 April 21, 2012 Share April 21, 2012 (edited) -snip- Edited August 28, 2017 by Epic Duck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Hearts 93 April 21, 2012 Share April 21, 2012 This thread made me laugh so much!~ "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down." "A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'." "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink." "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." I don't know if these count, but they made me giggle. >.< I think the worst pun is "punny". xD 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spas-ticShotty 3,584 April 21, 2012 Share April 21, 2012 What did the poop say to the crap? You're a turd. I heard that one at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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