KakeiTheWolf 652 May 5, 2012 Share May 5, 2012 *insert any pun from MLP G3* 1 My Music: http://kakeithewolf.bandcamp.com/. Now on tumblr at kakeithewolf.tumblr.com Youtube: youtube.com/user/KakeiTheWoIf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 May 9, 2012 Share May 9, 2012 I have friends with weird tastes. For example, to make Omelet, William shakes beer. 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 May 12, 2012 Author Share May 12, 2012 So the SCP invites Slenderman over for dinner. Slenderman asks what SCP is serving, and SCP responds, "I made creepy pasta!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swit Swat 536 May 12, 2012 Share May 12, 2012 Why was Tigger searching in the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh. Don Mec. Lean x Cloud Chaser All You Need Is Love ~ John Lennon Signature made by Cloud Chaser Avatar made by Dragonshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espelancer 108 May 12, 2012 Share May 12, 2012 This is for those of you who know a little Japanese: 弟は何歳ですか。 うるさい！ How old is your little brother? Annoying! 靴は何歳ですか。 臭い！ How old are your shoes? Smelly! 奥さんは何歳ですか。 面倒くさい！ How old is your wife? A pain in the ass! Now, here's an explanation of these jokes. When asking how old someone or something is, you use the interrogative 何歳 (Nan-sai, or what age). A person would typically respond something like 二十五歳 (Ni-Juu-Go-Sai, or 25 years old), since -Sai is the counter for age. There are, however, a handful of Japanese adjectives that also end in -sai, such as うるさい (urusai, or annoying or loud), くさい (kusai, or smelly), めんどうくさい (Mendoukusai, or pain in the ass), てんさい (Tensai, or genius), and the list goes on and on. Basically the idea here is to ask how old something is, and they respond 知らない (Shiranai, or I don't know), and you deliver a -Sai adjective as the punchline. And that is how Equestria was made. Next time I will have to tell you about puns from overseas, it's a gem! 4 I'm just no good at writing signatures. Coming up with words is like... really hard. However, you should read The Espelancer Chronicles: a blog detailing my preparations leading up to and my experiences studying at The Yamasa Institute in Okazaki, Japan (in the Aichi prefecture outside of Nagoya) for a 1-month SILAC course from July 16 - August 16, 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 I told the dog to roll over, and Rick rolled. I knew he would never let me down. The musician heard insults, but kept his face composed. Can you believe it? Those immature Luna fans are mooning us! 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willinilly 134 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 Three Elephants fall off a cliff, two hit the ground and one hits the water what sound does it make? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 May 13, 2012 Share May 13, 2012 Is there actually such thing as a good pun? No. No there isn't. Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 May 15, 2012 Share May 15, 2012 I have been keeping this one in a corner of my mind for months. Yes, months. Le Vison Buté (the stubborn mink) In France, there's a society called "Bison Futé" (sly bison), which specializes in predicting traffic. It provides advice on the best times to hit the road, highlights blocked highways and such. And it has become a part of life for every Frenchman with a driver's license, not unlike weather forecast programs. I'm pretty sure you can figure it out; save from the initials, it's the exact same name. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uoǝƃunp ɹǝpıds ǝɥʇ 7 May 15, 2012 Share May 15, 2012 (edited) An Enderman and the Slenderman were having steak. The Enderman said "I thought we were having miners?" To which the Slenderman replied "Minors." RACISM ALERT A nazi walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Gimme a tall glass o' Jews." Beets by farmer Dre Three friends were sitting at a table. They were Steve, Tommy and Gerome. Steve asked Tommy if he could have his glass of water, to which Tommy replied "No. Could you get Gerome water?" (True Story:) I had a dream one night where I was talking to Twilight Sparkle. She said "Those hands of yours must be very useful!" I said "Yes, they're very handy." I wanted to hurt myself when I woke up. Edited May 15, 2012 by uoǝƃunp ɹǝpıds ǝɥʇ 3 Hail the Queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,797 May 15, 2012 Share May 15, 2012 (edited) Nazi jokes make me Fuhrious. Edited May 15, 2012 by Jadefire 1 Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 There's a lot of members who wish to donate for the forums, but they can't cuz they're Brock. Is there actually such thing as a good pun? No. No there isn't.I lend you. 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenshinohana 264 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 My friend David lost his ID... Now we call him Dav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 891 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 Did you hear about that guy how froze himself to absolute zero? He's 0K now. 3 I'd like to thank the MLP Vector Club for the images used in my avatar. Known as "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza", "Trixie the Great", "Tom" and "Tomzoid the EggDroid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 (edited) Nazi jokes make me Fuhrious. Heil Hit-yer for that one. You could also say they tend to generate a lot of "Fuhrer." True story: I have a friend who says his habit of making puns has led to him being called the PUNisher. Edited May 18, 2012 by CandidKid Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sprixx 261 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 So I was traveling the internet today when this little doozy popped up. Careful, this may burn a little. "Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoon's. The stewardess looks them and says "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one Carrion per passenger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 "...there is a certain tendency to take a man at face value. There is, unfortunately, also a certain tendency to -- take a woman at value of face." Spock, The Procrustean Petard (a gender bender short story, one of many other stories in The New Voyages 2) Yup, there are plenty of STARtlingly great quotes in the franchise. Forget the TV show, but man (I mean, stallion), the books! I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 So I was traveling the internet today when this little doozy popped up. Careful, this may burn a little. "Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoon's. The stewardess looks them and says "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one Carrion per passenger." My face is bleeding from my epic facepalm. Thank you. Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavelColt 22,878 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 "Hey Princess Luna, your voice sounds scratchy, do you need a cough drop?" "No, I'm just a little horse." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Twilight523 28 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 Haha. This thread is punny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 In the store an hour ago, I was holding cake mix but I had to go somewhere, so I hand the mix to my dad "Here, you take the cake." MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 May 19, 2012 Share May 19, 2012 (edited) Another Trek moment, but from a novel and not a short story. And I don't actually understand the first pun, so I'd be grateful to anypony who explained it. :3 Enowil: Any sensible man would avoid claims during months that have an 'R' in them. Spock: ...? Kirk: It's a pun, Mr.Spock, and not a terribly good one. Besides, it really should be oysters. Enowil: [...] I will admit that so far, our conversation has been fruitless; perhaps we should continue it at a later date. - Trek to Madworld (by Stephen Goldin) Edited May 19, 2012 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 May 19, 2012 Share May 19, 2012 "Hey Princess Luna, your voice sounds scratchy, do you need a cough drop?" "No, I'm just a little horse." ... why would you do that...? Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavelColt 22,878 May 19, 2012 Share May 19, 2012 ... why would you do that...? Because it's the point of the thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 May 19, 2012 Share May 19, 2012 Because it's the point of the thread? I know but... that one... dear God it was bad. I guess that means you're good at this and doing it right but still... I swear I lost a few brain cells from reading that XD. 1 Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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