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[Dark Horn 430]

And Discord fought Luna while Pinkie Pie gave them both hugs intermittently between duels.

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And things exploded.

Edited September 24, 2013 by D1scordant

[Dark Horn 430]

And among the things that exploded were the solar system, but then Celestia made a new one, however the new one was different.

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And everypony dies, the end.

[Dark Horn 430]

But then a new story began and it was written by MA Larson, and everyone in it was an alicorn.

[Rainboom Dash 1,055]

And everyone died at the end.

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But they came back to life, and Michel Bay got involved, and things exploded. 

Edited September 24, 2013 by D1scordant

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

Even though in a M.Night Shyamalan twist it turned out they were all hypochondriac werewolves from space in the future

Edited September 24, 2013 by QuirkyUsername

[Loriem 639]

Then, the REAL enemy was reveled  as the Evil Demon Skorne was freed from the underworlds, and began using his evil power to make Shayamalan begin production of movies that would ruin every awesome franchise, including My Little Pony.

[Dark Horn 430]

And then Legolas set out to stop him along with Fluttershy and Darth Vader, but then there was an avalanche.

[Loriem 639]

The avalanche gave the demon Skorne and almost demonic director Shayamalan more time to produce the thing to implode the Brony fandom, Equestria girls two, Princesses in Jershey Shore.

[Lordav 3,427]

Then they got teleported to 65,000,000BC and saw dinosaurs.

[Enigma Stitch 51]

Discord smirked and pressed the rewind button on a chaotic remote to revert this story back to the beginning.

[Cwanky 17,567]

Whereupon Hasbro, who hired Judge Doom, had Lauren Faust @ gunpoint and was threatening to murder Twilight with a bucket of Dip.

Edited September 26, 2013 by Cwanky

[Loriem 639]

When suddenly, John De Lancie Burst through the roof riding Discord, with lazer cannon on his back, in order to save the franchise.

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Then this started playing.

[Denim&Venöm 18,689]

Doom got his head blown off, but the resulting skirmish caused the bucket of dip to spill all over himself... and Twilight, but because Twilight was a digital flash animated character and not a cell shaded character like doom, instead of melting, the opposite started happening and Twilight-

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...Froze to death and all hope was gone, the end.

[Denim&Venöm 18,689]

Until her icey shell began to crack and split, and in a blaze of violet flames, out of the shattered shell of a corpse emerged...

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A tall and elegant purple ice giant with pink tattoos running across her skin.

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And then things exploded.

[Dark Horn 430]

But then Queen Chrysalis crashed through the ceiling and ate the Hasbro executives.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

But as things seemed bleak, suddenly Gabe Newell and the other Valve executives burst in to save the day.

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But Half Life 3 was canceled, so Gabe exploded.

[Denim&Venöm 18,689]

But then a savior emerged, the only being to rival princess Molestia, the only being who could not only make sure that not only was Half-Life 3 made, but that valve would be the ones to make the first MLP game, the only being that didn't care if Gabe was dead (well not really the only being)

 

...her name was Lusty Luna, and her mane was in bed head mode, meaning that things were about to get very serious.