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[Serbon div 386]

And then the clopper turned out to be Adolf Hitler.

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

Then he brought his nazi army to MLP animation office for them to put r34 in the show or else they will be killed

[Serbon div 386]

But they didn't want to so Hitler had to open a portal to Equestria so he can conquer it because tacos.

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

But tacos was soon extinct and hitler made the place filled with r34

[Serbon div 386]

But Napoleon thought R34 is overrated so he started making gay R34 to spice things up a little bit.

[DigitalRocket 185]

which failed because the flux capacitor wasn't set up correctly.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

RESTART, THE STORY IS DISGUSTING

 

One day, Phineas and Ferb arrived in Equestria... riding on a flying burrito.

[Shadling 348]

Sadly, their fourth-wall-flux-capacitor broke when they arrived in this new dimension, leaving them stranded.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

They were going to try to fix it, when a pack of vicious timber wolves came and ate them alive.

[Blue Moon 6,341]

Meanwhile, Perry, who had stowed away in the burrito, decided to go explore this new dimension called Equestria.

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

Then fluttershy found him and took him

[Serbon div 386]

She squeezed him to death in order to extract his spleens for her soup.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Just kidding! Anyway...

 

Thomas The Tank Engine arrived... carrying Yugi, Téa, Joey, Tristan, and Seto... and Miho. Season Zero is awesome.

[Denim&Venöm 18,688]

Until 4 kids came along and nuked it from orbit, but that wasn't the worst of ti, as 4 kids executives were seen making their way to Hasbro headquarters...  

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Suddenly, Rainbow Dash used her wings to slice the 4Kids executives' heads off. And the world was at peace again.

Edited February 8, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[mars 4,862]

Except there was a huge snake monster!

[Bastion 414]

The snake monster ate the 4kids executives and slivered away

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Then the snake shot lasers from it's eyes, turning the Mane Six into stallions.

[DigitalRocket 185]

but then a magical McGuffin landed on top of the snake making him reverse the mane 6 to mare again and then making it go herp derp across the entire town.

[Serbon div 386]

And then a nuclear reactor exploded and everypony is dead.

[Nerdy Luigi 2,065]

Then there was a lone survivor, Twilight Sparkle was her name. ()

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

Twilight then collected the seven Dragon Balls, wishing everyone back to life.

[Commander Hurricane 170]

And then Spike said "I used to be a famous adventurer, until I took an arrow to the knee".

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

And then Ponyville received a visit from Derpy's brother, Herp.

[Commander Hurricane 170]

Then Herp became an alicorn and ruler of the world.