The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

you kill me?... don't make me laugh....

[Stormlight 1,371]

Pfft, whatever *grabs knife with mouth*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

No match for an assassin!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I don't know... It looks like Rainbow Dash has joined some sort of evil cult. She'll probably summon a demon of some sort to attack me!  

Edited January 6, 2015 by Proto-Stormgiggle

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

.......Why do you keep trying to kill me?

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Who arre you know? Adorable! I will keep you as a pet.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

It's over. I can't fight the power of science.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Aeris!? She might be able to defeat me with the power of Holy...

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

It looks like one of those pictures that looks different depending on which color is your focus. Not seeing anything though. Going to guess... I'm safe? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It looks like one of those pictures that looks different depending on which color is your focus.

Sigh. Yet another case of mistaken identity. Here's an enlarged picture:

 

 

 

Anyway, I don't think you can kill me, so I should be safe.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

So...

What in fact are you?

If you are a living creature, I would disrupt your nerval system in a way that makes your mouths and talons fight each other.

If not...

Toothpaste?

Some rope?

And a stuffed marten?

Yep, that should work.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

Scientist Discord? I'm pretty much screwed.

[Lisa 5,553]

Dunno.

[Noei 718]

I don't think I can survive with such adorableness.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

Not screwed. How can Rarity kill me?

Edited January 9, 2015 by Assassin/Simon

[Noei 718]

Rarity is a Jedi.

 

Ot: Not really sure, but it looks cute.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

Rarity is a Jedi, but she can't cut me! 

[radPie 7]

By what I can tell, no problem.

[Nila Bean 133]

I think I'll be fine  ^^

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

I'm not screwed thank you :3

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Some kind of fennek-shadow-cat-assassin-thingy...

Sounds fun!

[Lisa 5,553]

Pretty screwed/10

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

Not really. 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

not possible, you should just walk away before you regret something

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Eh, I should be alright.

I'll give him a hug.

 

(though that text may kill my eyes)

Edited January 10, 2015 by ShadOBabe