Are joke from Latvia

[Nohbdy 4,108]

I tell.

1. Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.
    
2. Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
    
3. Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.
    
4. One day, hear knock on door.
   Man ask "Who is?"
   "Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
   Man is very excite and opens door.
   Is not potato man, is secret police.
    
5. A: Knock knock
   B: Who’s there?
   A: Latvian.
   B: Latvian who?
   A: Please open door. Is cold.
    
6. Latvian man not see old neighbor for many days. He go into house to see how is. Neighbor frozen to death. Man very happy. Family eat well for many weeks now.

    

What you favorite Latvian jokes? Is post here. 

[Gay Bird 421]

The last one was my favorite. Cannibalism is the best!