Yellow Diamond 7,569 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I try not to make too much of a mess when I masticate. That's why I always have a paper towel on hand. 5 Domine, tu omnia nosti, tu scis quia amo te. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizz. 1,078 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I masticated once during the glass and the teacher never knew. 1 http://alt="img-3411728-1-kQpW0ME.png"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Shadrahk 159 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I just got done doing it. Did you ever think I get lonely? Did you ever think that I needed love? Did you ever think, stop thinking You're the only one that I'm thinking of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,053 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I like to crunch and munch my lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anachronous 682 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I feel like such a geek for knowing what this word was as soon as I saw it. Anyways, I prefer to masticate either gently or in an aloof, disinterested manner as though I am chewing gum. keep it real . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack 566 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 Hard and fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halfblood 364 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 When I was a young'un, my entire family would hold hands around the dinner table, and my father would say grace. Afterwards, we'd all masticate well into the evening. 2 If you wanna see, go on and tear it outta me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wobbels 664 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I like to savor it for as long as possible. When I was a young'un, my entire family would hold hands around the dinner table, and my father would say grace. Afterwards, we'd all masticate well into the evening. Nice sig man 1 THIS SIGNATURE IS POTATOES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlNKlE PIE 364 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I don't usually analyze these things. But when I eat cake or anything else that's baked, or generally sweet, I che- MASTICATE quickly. I don't know why. "Well," said Pooh, "what I like best—" and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 Nice going, OP... I think you paved the way for a ton of unwanted sex jokes on this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I'm masticating right now. Yeah, try to imagine that in your heads right now. 1 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strong Hooves 289 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 Im masticating as I type this!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlNKlE PIE 364 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I'm masticating right now. Yeah, try to imagine that in your heads right now. All I'm envisioning is some average paced jaw movement. What ever cou- OH YOU SLY DOG YOU. 3 "Well," said Pooh, "what I like best—" and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falzar 9 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 i get it haha you got me i almost closed this page so that i had nothing to distract me from screaming wtf at the top of my lungs when i understood what you mean by this stupid kid that sits next to me in my algebra class you made my dirty mind act-up again but for some reason i can't stop laughing now 1 "if this proves anything it is that i am superior to you in all ways that matter" "yeah, to a red neck " Gorge Hagger and Terrence Sweetwater respectively battlefield bad company 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envoy-in-exile 101 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I usually engage in ferocious, desire-driven mastication. However, sometimes I masticate slowly to prolong pleasure. Music helps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luriel Maelstrom 253 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I eat how I ear, I eat Apples while Shuffling Random topic but i'm fine with it Tigger =3 ~ I'm in love with my own OC Luriel Maelstrom ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pony Joe 583 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 Mastication helps me focus during class. I usually keep some gum in my pocket for when the urge strikes. This is so wrong... That's really all there is to say on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 In the car, in the classroom, at friend's houses... doesn't matter where I am or what I'm doing. Hell, sometimes while watching ponies. I masticate frequently and without shame. 3 GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swoop 2,278 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 tons of people usually watch me masticate People looking at you oddly when you masticate? Look them dead in the eye and finish strongly. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I once saw porn that involved mastication. I really wish I hadn't. I mean, she was masticating hard. I don't see how that's arousing, unless your a mastochist or something. 1 Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashingRainbow36 264 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 In private, like a pig. In public, like a lady. “The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.”― Christopher Hitchens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EldarSteve 119 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 With my friends, with my family even with my grandparents. but not my cousin he's way to sloppy and gets stuff everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLARE 952 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 Masticating is a waste of time, I tend to swallow with out masticating. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosefullaeggs 543 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 I feel like such a geek for knowing what this word was as soon as I saw it. Anyways, I prefer to masticate either gently or in an aloof, disinterested manner as though I am chewing gum. I can thank my friend Ryan from 8th grade for letting me know what "masticate" means. The feel, it is so known. 1 Physical Health: 6/10Mental Health: -0.527/e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tailssod 20 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 Wow, that's interesting... I, well... Don't make noises XD And do it with closed mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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