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Wicked Funky
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I.... I'm... I'M A FAN OF MY LITTLE PONY!...      

codythecody
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I watch a TV show for little girls about little ponies.   Okay, fine. I'll put a real one.    

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Confessions, huh..?        Back when I was dangerously underweight, I ate a whole jar of peanut butter on the way to school since I knew my dietician would be weighing me later. ;~;   I've lis

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Champion RD92

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1. I wrote the "69 Rule of Scalism" (Seen here: http://thedarklair.webs.com/) Scalism is a furry, but with reptiles.

2. I have visited Herpy. Even the reptile porn part.

3. I had sex with a lizard in a dream.

4. I've written graphic sex scenes in fanfics.

5. I used to be a scaly.

6. I'm a sadomasochist.

7. I have attempted murder at least three times. Sadly, I failed all three.

8. Cupcakes didn't phase me, yet I cried during My Little Dashie.

9. I'm a virgin and plan on staying one so long as I live.

10. I have no friends because I hate everything.

 

And shockingly, I didn't have a Cynder fetish like most of the people at my old forums (Probably the most prominent and extreme in their fetish was Sethisto).

 

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Pencil J. Doodle

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ok... **Deep Breathe**

 

- I can easily become fond of certain people

- I think i'm Bi-Hetero, but i'm not sure if i am

- I have regular thoughts of murder

- I like to see myself as a philanthropist

- I personally see nothing wrong with certain kinds of R34

- ^^ read that, and guess what this confession will be

- Sometimes, i have REALLY f*cked up dreams, and i mean REALLY f*cked up in sexual ways...

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Whenever I get friends over, I get so obsessed with everything going perfectly, I act very eccentrically, waving my arms and forgetting what I'm doing, Hibbing no explanation for my actions and mostly ignoring others' suggestions.

In a way, I get a lot like the eleventh Doctor, pardon me my geekiness.

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Titan Rising

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-I'm too proud

-I hate when people speak on my behalf

-I'm ambitious to the point where I may possibly/willingly harm myself in the process

-I hate receiving help from anyone

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Confessions huh? I may have a few...

 

1: I have a really bad case of dendrophilia.

 

2: I don't answer questions that don't need answering, if you ask a redundant question I'll just stare at you.

 

3: I've never had a girlfriend and plan on staying single for the rest of my life because relationships are too expensive, there are more cost-efficient methods of attaining "happiness".

 

4: I love watching G3 ponies, I find their pathetic attempts at personality to be adorable. I also have a really high tolerance for gut wrenching horridness in general.

 

5: I've challenged myself to listen to every single one of Mic The Microphones fan fiction readings. It destroyed my mind. I want to be Fluttershy's baby now.

 

6: I have no respect for copyrighted material. EVERYTHING IS FREE. The only thing I have ever payed for was MLP FIM episodes, and I consider that a donation.

 

7: I strongly dislike babies. S02E13 is my least favorite episode.

 

8: I drew a rule 34 of Colgate... Enjoying the sunset... At the beach... It was beautiful.

 

Well that's as bad as it gets I guess. Yep. If I had a reputation it's gone now! Heh heh heh...

 

If you hate me now that's okay, I hate me now too...

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7: I strongly dislike babies. S02E13 is my least favorite episode.

 

That's my least favorite episode too. I find babies annoying.

 

 

8: I drew a rule 34 of Colgate... Enjoying the sunset... At the beach... It was beautiful.

 

Sounds nice ;)

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Whiteshade

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- I hold no sensitivity to all forms of violence (except one)

- Children are my bane

- I have a blacklist of people whom I perceive as enemies

- I'm fairly talented with propaganda

- I love cute things, the only positive confession out of this bunch

- I hold a fascination in psychology

- I hold a fascination with the afterlife

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Why am I gonna write this I mean it's BAD !!!

Oh crap I write it aniway, I'm sure I'm not the only one (and even if I am what's the matter).

 

I was working at a school, lunch time was over and I was one of the supervisor (hope it's the right world), looking at all the young ponies playing in the scool-playground, cuz yes in this dream I was a pony ( ALLREADY THE BEST DREAM EVER).

 

I decided to take a little break from all the noises and stufs so I went to the canteen, there was noone excepted princess Cadence cleaning the table. I wasn't surprised at all, after all she is so nice she must allways be helping everyone.

 

She looked at me with a so nasty and tempting face, I throwed away everything that was on the table, I grabed her, put her on the table and ......

 

I woke up.

 

Then I spended 2 hours trying to fall asleep again in case I could see the rest of the dream, it never came.

 

It's the true and nothing but the true (except the little details I keep away from the forum, so I wont be banned).

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Pencil Hoof

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Why am I gonna write this I mean it's BAD !!!

Oh crap I write it aniway, I'm sure I'm not the only one (and even if I am what's the matter).

 

I was working at a school, lunch time was over and I was one of the supervisor (hope it's the right world), looking at all the young ponies playing in the scool-playground, cuz yes in this dream I was a pony ( ALLREADY THE BEST DREAM EVER).

 

I decided to take a little break from all the noises and stufs so I went to the canteen, there was noone excepted princess Cadence cleaning the table. I wasn't surprised at all, after all she is so nice she must allways be helping everyone.

 

She looked at me with a so nasty and tempting face, I throwed away everything that was on the table, I grabed her, put her on the table and ......

 

I woke up.

 

Then I spended 2 hours trying to fall asleep again in case I could see the rest of the dream, it never came.

 

It's the true and nothing but the true (except the little details I keep away from the forum, so I wont be banned).

 

:o

I....

in a school?

What if the CMC...

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marlyly

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:o

I....

in a school?

What if the CMC...

 

Well it was a dream, and the littles weren't inside but playing outside so ....

Aniway she was so hot, the entire world could have been watching us it couldn't have stoped me, you cant understand unless yu see it thrust me ;)

 

Why did I woke up? :angry: WHY? :angry:

 

Even if I woke up that night was

 

Sory to include you inside of this Luna, aniway I can pay yu back for this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu2Bv8Y_pCs

 

 

 

See !!!

And Cadence was even hoter, how could I resist?

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Champion RD92

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Why am I gonna write this I mean it's BAD !!!

Oh crap I write it aniway, I'm sure I'm not the only one (and even if I am what's the matter).

 

I was working at a school, lunch time was over and I was one of the supervisor (hope it's the right world), looking at all the young ponies playing in the scool-playground, cuz yes in this dream I was a pony ( ALLREADY THE BEST DREAM EVER).

 

I decided to take a little break from all the noises and stufs so I went to the canteen, there was noone excepted princess Cadence cleaning the table. I wasn't surprised at all, after all she is so nice she must allways be helping everyone.

 

She looked at me with a so nasty and tempting face, I throwed away everything that was on the table, I grabed her, put her on the table and ......

 

I woke up.

 

Then I spended 2 hours trying to fall asleep again in case I could see the rest of the dream, it never came.

 

It's the true and nothing but the true (except the little details I keep away from the forum, so I wont be banned).

 

You lucky bastard...why can't I have dreams like that? >_>

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