Confession Time!

[Dany Heatley 160]

 

 

2.I once pulled a prank in school which involved lots of water balloons, the teachers never found out who and blamed a kid that got suspended

 

3.when I was 10 I loved burning things so I got a paper burned it and threw it in the carpet and then I blamed my brother that was 2 years old at that time, and my parents felled for it.

 

 

@ 2. something similar happened to me and @ 3. they believed a 2 year old burned a piece of paper? your parents must be pretty oblivious. And this reminds me when I was younger I was also a pyromaniac. I once covered a tennis ball in gasoline and played hockey with it lol. I shot it and it went under my shed where a lot aof gasoline was stored lol. I also lit a jug of nitro fuel that only had a bit of fuel left it it and it sounded like a top fuel drag racer. It scared the shit out of me

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

@ 2. something similar happened to me and @ 3. they believed a 2 year old burned a piece of paper? your parents must be pretty oblivious. And this reminds me when I was younger I was also a pyromaniac. I once covered a tennis ball in gasoline and played hockey with it lol. I shot it and it went under my shed where a lot aof gasoline was stored lol. I also lit a jug of nitro fuel that only had a bit of fuel left it it and it sounded like a top fuel drag racer. It scared the shit out of me

 

Well I got the paper on fire because of the fireplace, and my little brother is a lil monster so it wasn't much of a surprise

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Alright...lets just...get this over with...

 

1. I think internet friends are way better than my real life friends

2. When I am playing a games (Resident Evil 4 or Counter Strike 1.6, or any other.) I talk to myself like I am doing a video, when I'm not.

3. Alot of times I skip music school because Music Literature is boring and lie home that I was in music school when I actually was messing around with my friends is streets and playing loud music on my phone

4. When I am hanging out with my friends I swear a lot

5. When I'm home I swear in different language so my grandma won't know what I am saying

6. I don't sleep most of nights, I listen to my phone music and then lie that I was sleeping, I spill some water on my face so I would not be sleepy

7. I was drinking alchocol and l didn't say to other people exept my friends

(Now Medium)

8. When no one is home, only me, I start to yell and swear in different languages and call my friends on skype to do some random s**t and I throw stuff across the room and everything...

9. When I don't like something at school I walk to windows and starts to stare at my reflection in a mad way, and when I did that once my classmate came to me and I accidently kicked him in his stomic hard

(Really bad things I did and do)

 

10. When I got a computer I lost 70% of my knowlage

11. One time my grandma pissed me so much I hoped for her to die and then I sat down on the chair and didn't move to 5 hours because I was pissed

12. When I am angry I hit things in my house, once I was pissed and grabbed a christmas tree ball and went to the shower while I was standing there I was hitting it with my fist, it was made out of glass, I broke it and my fist was all in blood

13. Often I turn on loud music on my headphones to ignore my grandma

14. I do NOT obey my parents rules

15. I was swearing a lot at my brother

16. Once I accidently yelled FUCK in my class at English lesson because the girl behind me stabbed with a pencil which was really sharp, good that the teacher was distracted

17. Sometimes I like to be girly (Girly colour, girly look, girly voice.. ect. )

18. When I'm mad I hurt myself very much

19. I draw on my hand and other body parts with pen for no reason

20. I sometimes swing my hair for no reason

21. Sometimes I turn off skype to trick my friends that I am not online but I am playing games, because they call me and it's annoying

22. I am very addicted to not real world, RolePlay, game style, imagination.

23. I am rude towards people who show off

24. I have very high feelings, I can start crying just if I saw a really cute or sad picture, and I can go mad if someone talks lies about me

(Probably the worst...)

 

25. Sometimes during the day if I get mad I am starting *cough* clop/fap *cough* To NSFW pictures, counting in Rule34 Ponies and other pictures, at my anger metter which can get to 100+% for some reasons, I can decrease it by watching NSFW pictures, mostly ponies...

 

Damn you are weirder than me! BUT I DRINK MORE THAN YOU!! WOOOH!

• I am a super dirty person; I don't clean my room or take showers that often
• Once a bunch of girls were stoning my friends because we were in "their park", so I pulled a knife on them and they ran away
• I am a huge pyro; I have burned down countless objects, including a random car which exploded and almost blew up the person's house....
• When someone comes behind me and scares me, I flip them. Like literally throw them onto their backs.
• I hate MW3
• I have a death list for all the people who bully me
• I am not afraid to die
• I am grounded from my computer but not on the weekends, but I still get on, on the weekdays.
• I hate my "real friends". They are really mean and abusive because I am small, and they curse a lot and beat me up. But they keep sticking around me so I can't get away....
• I drink, but I moderate. Only on occasion, LIKE YESTERDAY!!!
• I have almost killed someone before
• I am good at hacking, and I ALMOST (I decided not to) hacked the forums....
• I know more about the human anatomy then a regular 12 year old should
• I am a bastard, meaning my biological father had me before he married my mother. But he left, and now Jacob is my father. I love Jacob, he is a really hard working dad. (getting off topic!)
• I once was a greifer

[WildCard 1,037]

Well, I will update mine too:

1. Like NinjaDerpy Iam a bastard too^^

2. I am obsessed with my looks(I can be in the bathroom up for 1 hour before I leave the house. Iam not narcisstic but afraid that I don't look good. It still is less extreme than it was 1 year ago tough)

2,5. I also spend hours in the character creation when a game offers it

3. I love to dress up myself in costumes (and sometimes while shopping I don't buy anything but try on everything)

4. In my opinion life's too short to deal with "boring stuff" like politics or economy

5. I am very bad at organizing stuff and I have to write tons of checklists to get everything done

6. I am really afraid of growing old and hate to be already 20

7. I would rather jump out of a driving car than make the first step with a girl.

8. Sometimes I behave very eccentric on purpose

9. I am probably the clumsiest person alive

10. I swear a lot but almost never yell(in fact I feel unconfortable raising my voice because it cracks sometimes and makes me sound silly)

11. Simple persons annoy me

12. Sometimes I narrate my life

13. I like my parents but I keep talking to them to a minimum

14. As kid I liked to spread chaos(not hurting somepony but making mischief)

Edited March 18, 2012 by Wildcard

[Jadefire 2,796]

I once wore white after labor day.

 

I know, I'm a terrible person. i..i

[Senor Citizen 516]

I stick used gum to random buttons whenever I'm in a place with lots of them. Still do.

[Mephala 2,633]

I need to think...XD

 

Okay. Once I punched a kid in the face during class. And got away with it.

But I'm sure lots of people have done that XD

 

Uh...I tend to talk in random voices. Legit, half the time I am not talking in my normal voice. It bothers my parents like CRAZY XD

 

I, being a rebel, and very clumsy, knock things over in stores and DON'T PICK IT UP!

(Okay that last one was a lie. I pick up anything I see and put it back on its shelf, even if it wasn't me >.>)

 

I have a lot more. I'ma need to make a list!

[Fizz. 1,078]

4. In my opinion life's too short to deal with "boring stuff" like politics or economy

 

Boring to YOU! o3o

[Champion RD92 8,654]

I actually read Romance Reports (an FIM fanfiction) and enjoyed it thoroughly, both for its actual plot, and for its more...pornographic elements.

 

I looked it up and read it after reading this post you made here, and I must say it's incredibly written. I must also confess that I thoroughly enjoyed the "sex scenes." Whoever wrote that fanfiction is an amazing writer.

[WildCard 1,037]

Boring to YOU! o3o

 

I should've added something that it is just something I don't like. It just something I don't care much about because I can't change neither economy, nor politics(basically our country is run by a few parties, all lead by persons who cant change anything and the two major parties have big fanbases anyway, so nothings probably gonna change over the next 50 years). And I hate that so many of my friends are conservative as buck because they carry the opinion that their parents learned them. I have to admit that international politics are interessting for me from time to time and I can understand people like you who like these themes.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

It takes two 60-watt light bulbs and a 100-watt light bulb to fully illuminate my room, and don't worry, they're the fluorescent equivalents of their incandescent counterparts.

 

Note the above statement. My "night-light" consists of a wall lamp my brother made in middle-school woodshop bearing a 60-watt light bulb.

 

I feel like I need to rephrase this: I can't sleep in absolute darkness or absolute silence. Not that it really creeps me out when it's completely dark or silent, but I simply cannot sleep without having my electric fan at full blast and my 60-watt lamp on.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Damn you are weirder than me! BUT I DRINK MORE THAN YOU!! WOO

 

I'ts not really nice to call someone weird in a confession topic xD

[Vicke 3,187]

I love:

Tich

Shadowbolt

<3

[Croaks 251]

Sometimes, when I'm peeling potatoes, I pretend, that I'm peeling apples.

And sometimes, when I'm peeling apples, I pretend, that I'm peeling potatoes.

 

(reference)

[Sandwhisper 33]

I suck at remembering these sorts of things, but backstage on the first night of our school play last year, one of my best girl friends and I kissed.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

I drove toSan Diego once to see Sea World. All my buddies who were supposed to go with me didn't go. They spent the money they were supposed to be saving for the trip. So I went on my road trip all by myself.

 

I got in late at night, hungry and tired. There was a cheap hotel next to an A&W Rootbeer stand, so I are two chili-cheese hotdogs and chilli-icheese fries and went to sleep.

 

------------------- BIG MISTAKE ---------------------------------------

 

By noon the next day things had percolated to the point where I was a leaky balloon...silent but deadly. I was gassing people out at every Sea world exhibit! The worst was at the Shark Encounter. You get on a people mover and go thru a narrow tube through shark tank. There was no A/C in the tube. Cute girls in front of me were gagging. I looked accusingly at a teenager behind me, and he was going, "What?! Not me!" Everyone thought it was the kid.

 

yes, I blamed an innocent for my weapons of mass destruction...

 

You know its bad when even the clydesdale horses snort derisively and run to the other side of the pen...

Edited March 24, 2012 by Silverhoof

[Swordfishtrombone 384]

1. I hate having people talk about me, especially in a nice way where I can hear. It don't feel honest y'know?

2. I hate being "the strong one." People expect things of you, and also related to number 1. And it gets weird when people find out I'm actually a massive nerd.

3. I spend at least 60% of my free time studying Imperial and Republican Rome. Sometimes I do this over being with friends, homework, video games and many other activities. Sometimes I wish I was born back in those days of the Pax Romana or Julius Caesers reign, to document history how it really happened and see what life was really like, maybe distinguish myself somehow. It seemed like such a great time to be a Roman. I sometimes make up stories and draw stuff about the Romans and their military. And I get angry when movies like Ben Hur get shit wrong, ruins the whole experience.

4. Offal is the best damn part of an animal.

5. I like to blatantly lie and make false facts in friendly debates, not to gain victory, but to see their knowledge.

 

Oh yeah, sex/romance of any kind? What a fucking waste of time, there is much to be done. I have not the time, will or confidence for that kind of stuff.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

1) I like camping/backpacking. and when I take a whiz, I like to aim down a rabbit or mouse holes, so when they wake up they go, "What the?! Who the H#%%? !!!"

 

2) I like it when an animal dies for my every meal.

 

3) I've seen the Occupiers up close, and I don't like them. They're filthy, they stink, and they poop in their own camps (seriously, it smells like a sewer in the camps). I refuse to align myself with any cause they champion. I will never follow anyone who choses to live like that.

 

4) I love exotic meats. I've eaten aligator, rattlesnake, deer, elk, rabbit, frogs legs, buffalo, and a few more that I can't remember.

 

5) I love to drive. Give me a destination and I'll drive 10 hour days to get there.

 

6) I'm very loyal to my girl...seriously. She could be standing with 100 other pretty gals and I have eyes for only one. Maybe I'm just off, but once I see her, all the other girls just fade from view.

 

7) I love Mystery Science Theatre 3000. The girlfriend above hates it.

 

8) I don't believe that UFOs are ships from outer space.

 

9) I think the creature in Loch Ness is a fresh water squid (the Loch was once open to the ocean). The head and neck that gets photographed so much is just one of the longer ams (squid have two arms longer than the others for grabbing prey).

Its not as romantic at a dinosaur, but an air breathing beast would have been found/captured long ago.

 

10) I like breakfast for dinner.

[Skye Starlight 223]

I have a few embarrassing endeavors...

 

I tripped over a tree-stump (Like RD did in the running of the leaves...)

I sometimes cuddle with my old care-bear toys because I'm lonely

I've only had one BF and it was Luriel and exclusive to the MLP forums so I'm not sure it counts

I enjoy watching lots of kids shows

I HATE horror: Grim-dark and gore, out of the way!

I don't shave my legs (It's only fashion and has no point other than that which I don't care much for)

I pick my nose when I'm alone

I purposely annoy my little brother who is prejudice against colorful ponies

I can sing really well but I refuse to sing in front of an audience

 

That's about all the really embarrassing stuff...

[RainbowDashie 767]

I made the toilets flood in a restaurant.

[Onix-warmachine-brony 38]

i use to tolk to bees when they fly into my room and tell them to get out....(i use to be very lonely in the Sommer-vacation)

[Fluttershy4life 150]

I once by accident broke my brother's Christmas ornament and blamed it on the cat

[PaganPony 92]

I've got an undeniable case of toonophilia, and I'm attracted to several cartoon robots. ._.

 

I don't know.

I don't even know.

I can't.

Dfsdfsfdfsffsdds.

[ZomBrony 346]

I've only managed to come up with one that I'm willing to share atm

 

You could probably never tell if you met me IRL now, but I used to be a bully in Elementry School

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

My favorite movie was the Little mermaid and it will never change