Dumbest/pointless stuff you did

[Vertigo_95 572]

Did it taste good?

 

 

It actually wasn't bad but that's probably just me because I was also tired at the time. I also wouldn't recommend it as a substitute for milk

[pleasedontcomeback 209]

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Edited July 19, 2018 by PonyLover123

[Celtore 2,770]

- broke my pinkie toe trying to get the phone (it was a telemarketer)

- slid down the stairs in a laundry basket when I was a kid

- walking into a wall / pole

- writing a crappy essay im now ashamed of on Green Eggs and Ham for fun in grade 12

- narrating my life in different voices and impressions as I perform mundane tasks

- took journalism for a year only to quickly discover that I wanted to do something else

 

And believe me, there is a lot more. Im just going to stop here though, I think these are the highlights.

Edited August 25, 2013 by Celtore

[Super Derpy 535]

• Thought I was pouring milk into my cereal but I had forgotten that I hadn't gotten out cereal yet so I poured it all over the counter.

Was walking backwards in downtown San Fransisco, tripped over a bike rack.

Ran into dozens of walls.

Was in Texas at my great uncles house. I woke up to go to the bathroom but on the way back I couldn't back to my room for like 30 minutes. It turns out I had been walking into a closet.

[Soundgarden 2,758]

-I choose to live, which is rather stupid since life is pointless

-Pretty much 90% of the shit I do in school is absolutely pointless since I know that I'll never use it ever again in my life

-Me and a friend of mine got on a bike without brakes, got up a hill and just cycled downhill. As expected, we fell. None of us got injured, my holy shit did it hurt

-When it was winter (lots of ice on the road), I got up on a steep hill with my bike, cycled as fast as I could and just slammed on the brakes. I fell here as well, I nearly broke my arm

Edited August 26, 2013 by Erio Touwa

[Red Star~ 158]

Lifted a girl's skirt to see if she has one just like mine...

I was absolutely stunned of what I found. 

 

Jumped into an empty pool.

 

Pressed the pointless button.

 

Tripped on a flat surface.

 

Ran into a wall countless times. 

 

Asked a girl what her weight was.

 

Put "kick me" signs on people's back. I still regret doing such a stupid evil thing. I would slap my younger self to think that was funny.

 

Let my ice cream melt so I can drink it.

[Mr F 1,522]

1. running in circles a lot.
2. being nice to bulies.
3. breaking into my  familys house....(long story)
4. sleeping
5. everything else I do

ignore this..

[Rayalicious 435]

 

1. running in circles a lot.
2. being nice to bulies.
3. breaking into my  familys house....(long story)
4. sleeping
5. everything else I do

ignore this..

 

wait what?  one break into your own house... ah i see what u mean there classic one

 

and being nice to bullies too because if i wanna be mean, umm let's say there will be some tears and red splash somewhere (not always the bully thou)

[Psych Ward 377]

 

 

By god I did the EXACT SAME THING!

 

 

What's worse is that when I went back tog et it, someone had shoved it between two binders as if they were hiding it from me.  I was so freaking pissed.

[Stoney Pony 100]

OMG i am the king of pointless and stupid, i jumped off my roof into my pool once. I hurt myself on multiple times at skate parks. I bungie jumped, spent the night in graveyards, camped out at bachelors grove, hit a police officer and ran, me and my friends used to play this game where you steal as much as you can then when someone tries to apprehend you, hit them and run. We used to play body shots which is where you hit each other as hard as you can in the chest and stomach until someone quits, I have burnt myself with lighter's, cut myself (for fun), Hit my head on the wall, punched holes in walls, punched a tree, cement, i got arrested for vandalism, spray painted "God is Gay" (kurt cobain reference...no one got it), Me and my friends actually kidnapped my other friend put a hood on him and told him we were gonna kill him for 5 min, I know right but he was cool about it he kept saying he knew it was not real. I did alot of stupid things. and i regret most of them but i was a stupid kid. They actually made me a better person today believe it or not, or dont! I DONT GIVE A F***!!!

[Rayalicious 435]

new mini update :(just had a flashback moment) i was sleeping over at one of my class mates (we were in the mountains and they payed for the villa rental which make my situation even worst)and in the morning the mother asked me to get some sugar for tea at breakfast both boxes looked exactly the same (one was filled with sugar the other one with salt)and u know the rest after they all poured the "sugar" in the tea and realized that it was salt i had that moment of shame, that was dumb very dumb

We used to play body shots which is where you hit each other as hard as you can in the chest and stomach until someone quits, I have burnt myself with lighter's, cut myself (for fun), Hit my head on the wall, punched holes in walls, punched a tree, cement, i got arrested for vandalism, spray painted "God is Gay" (kurt cobain reference...no one got it), Me and my friends actually kidnapped my other friend put a hood on him and told him we were gonna kill him for 5 min, I know right but he was cool about it he kept saying he knew it was not real. I did alot of stupid things. and i regret most of them but i was a stupid kid. They actually made me a better person today believe it or not, or dont! I DONT GIVE A F***!!

 

well that escalated quickly

 

 

PS: that facial hair is becoming annoying (a dumb post )

Edited August 25, 2013 by supersonic rainboom

[DND 2,355]

- Um, one time I completely disregarded my education of never putting plastic stuff in the microwave, and it was this coffee cup I put in there before school, and I swear, I almost got grounded. I'm never fully awake in the morning before my bus comes. I hate getting up at 6:30 am or earlier.

 

- Another time is when I apparently offended a teacher at my school because I was talking bad about their daughter. I didn't even know he was around...

 

- Accidentally losing trust in someone who has a knack for drama. Worst Middle School mistake EVER.

 

- When I was little and I first used the toilet... okay, I'll stop there.

Edited August 25, 2013 by IncognitoKiwoy

[Lost 1,410]

I once decided it would be a very good idea to kill a spider stuck in a sink drain by spraying it with a load of deodorant and lighting it on fire...

 

Yeah, that wasn't the best of ideas, i ended up spraying so much i nearly filled the small bathroom with the deodorant, that didn't deter me from sparking my lighter and promptly causing a massive fireball to engulf me, singeing all of my hair at the edges, it was a stupid thing to do, but an entertaining experience still

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

I used to lie about the DUMBEST things, like the fact that I'm a purple belt in karate (who even cares about that, anyway?), that me and My friend found a stash of drugs in the sewers, that I had 5 dogs and 3 cats, and other pointless things.

 

I never ever shut off my phone, iPod, or computer because they take forever to load

 

I never let my electronics die

 

i used a completely different name, address, and city on Xbox live once

[Eureka 1,119]

• Walked into walls

• Walked into shower with glasses on

• I've put orange juice in cereal by accident

• I've said a bunch of weird things

 

There are probably 100s more that I can't name.

 

Last but not least......

 

....WHEN I DYED MY HAIR RED, I USED TO PRETEND TO BRUSH MY HAIR WITH A FORK WHILE NOBODY WAS LOOKING.

 

*im sorry*

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

Me and I guy I knew a long time ago found some parking cones at school so we walked around saying we're wizards, that's not the dumb part. The stupid part was when we used them as battering rams sprinted head first into each other with the cones on hit each other on the head and got knocked out for like 20 minutes.......good times

[Rockymoo 2,137]

• Drove home (an hour-long drive) half-drunk
• Mixed cat litter, ketchup, and horseradish together, filled water balloons up with it with a few people and threw them at my ex's house
• Wrote "I ♥ CRYSTAL METH" and "1-800-BLOWJOB" on my ex's car windows with window paint
• Stole some dude's garden gnome
• Punted a watermelon (also while drunk)
• Put a cigarette out on my tongue (ALSO while drunk. It didn't hurt when I did it though)
• Put the aforementioned gnome in front of the city court house
• Ate an entire raw salmon (ALSO while drunk. It tasted pretty good though)
• Had a snowball fight in nothing but my underwear(ALSO-yeah, you get it)

I could go on but you get the picture.

[Rayalicious 435]

 

 

Ate an entire raw salmon (ALSO while drunk. It tasted pretty good though)

 

sushi?

 

 

The stupid part was when we used them as battering rams sprinted head first into each other with the cones on hit each other on the head and got knocked out for like 20 minutes.......good times

 

speaking of these i had a mini flashback where me and one of my friends were derping around cones i was taller so i canould walk above them no problem but he didnt know and walked his balls right into them

 

PS they not plastic cones, they were hard concrete small poles, used as cones 

[BronyWithRage 26]

Well, I've done this once; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blading_(professional_wrestling)

Admittedly, I know how stupid it is, but I still think it's pretty cool and would totally do again.

The whole idea of that stupid wrestling thing you do while untrained is dumb too. It's extremely fun though, so I've hurt my back multiple times. I also jumped off a chair onto someone once; hit my knee and it ended up swollen for two weeks. But it's just too much fun to not do.

[Vertigo_95 572]

Well it seems like most of the dumb things I do is when I am still tired because earlier today I had tried to flush my toilet by using the bathroom's light switch.

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

lol ok,

 

Well I punched a wall as hard as I could..

 

I tried to kick my friends door down.. with no shoes on..

 

I had my brother talk me in to playing this stupid car game..