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Okay, so first, you need a clown costume and some basic clowning equipment. Start doing some free shows at parks and stuff, so people get to know you as a nice guy who does some side work as a clown. Now, one of two things might happen.

 

The first is that people will think you're a creepy pedo. In this case, douse yourself in gas, set yourself on fire, and run around the streets screaming. When the pain is too great, shoot yourself.

 

The other that could happen is that people think you're a legitimate clown. Tell them that you work cheap, like $20-$30 for a show. At this point, you might be hired for some kids birthday party. Get a sawed off shotgun and conceal it in a boauest of flowers. It would have to be a small shotgun, but even that will suffice. You also need a fake bee. Now, do your clown act normally, but as some point pull out the flowers. Talk about how they are beautiful flowers. Then, bring them up to your face and inhale deeply, then say "wow, they smell good too!". Somehow get the fake bee onto your fake clown nose, and then start to freak out. Say "oh no! He's going to sting me! Here he goes-" and then blow your own head off. You die instantly, a bunch of kids get scarred for life, and you get headlines all over the country :D

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Watch this for hours.

 

http://7chan.org/fl/src/hey.swf

 

Already done that. I did not die :P

 

 

I'd do this:

WARNING! THIS VIDEO CONTAINS DISTURBING MATERIAL!

 

 

Seriously.

 

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPU6gnw2kGQ

 

 

 

 

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Already done that. I did not die :P

 

 

I'd do this:

WARNING! THIS VIDEO CONTAINS DISTURBING MATERIAL!

 

 

Seriously.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh god I HATE THAT PART :o It doesn't really gross me out all that much but oh god, ew XD

I would do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36afMJLfV7Y

MWAHAHAHAHA


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Oh god I HATE THAT PART :o It doesn't really gross me out all that much but oh god, ew XD

I would do this:

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=36afMJLfV7Y

MWAHAHAHAHA

 

Fascinating.

 

So how about this ;

 

Get a really sharp wire, powerful and fast glue, and a stepladder.

 

Set the wire up like a hanging noose. Set yourself around it, supported by the stepladder. Apply glue on hands and then keep hands on sides of head until it takes effect. Now jump while attempting to kick the stepladder away. Now it looks like you ripped your own head off with your bare hands.

 

DAMNIT.

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I will drown myself in a vat of maynoaise, covered in c4 set to go off in 1 minute, that is falling out of an airplane, above a volcanoe.

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> christmas time

> be crazy about pokemon cards

> gets a

> dies of overexcitement

 

I remember me and my bro Charizard...best Pokemon at the time....ah yes XD

I would take Heavy's sandvich.


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