Ask a Discordian

[Heretick-Tock 462]

What is Discordianism? 

A circle can be a square and a square can be a circle. 
Light travels as particles and on waves.

Dogs meow and cats bark.

And your mom reminds me of those women who always bitch on the mesh transplant commercials.




 

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

If you can hail Eris, can you Eris hail or erase hale? Cannot order become chaos and chaos order? If all is chaos, is not chaos now order? What if I decided chaos should mean orange, would all become purple? 

[Heretick-Tock 462]

If you can hail Eris, can you Eris hail or erase hale? Cannot order become chaos and chaos order? If all is chaos, is not chaos now order? What if I decided chaos should mean orange, would all become purple? 

 

All things can become the order that orders the disorder that constantly becomes purple and orange. 

 

Also Chaos = Order + Disorder

 

Dog + Cat = Apples