The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Patty Thundersnow 4,146]

Jailed for not using the right tense with use

[Will Guide 21,357]

25 minutes ago, Penguinbrony24 said:

Jailed for thinking you can get away with streaking in equestria.

To quote Applejack: "We normally wear clothes." So you CAN get away with that!

@Count Werdowp

Jailed for making me look up kirin!

Edited July 25, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

3 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

@Count Werdowp

Jailed for making me look up kirin!

jailed for And you  found it ?

Edited July 25, 2017 by Count Werdowp

[The_Gobo 36,257]

In jail for finding things

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Jailed for kicking this poor creature 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Jailed for manslaughter.
Givin'me a heart-attack from that adorable vulpix

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Jailed for allowing your heart to be attacked 

[Duality 10,739]

Jailed for attacking our hearts.

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

Repackaging sub prime mortgages with credit default swaps in order to get a AAA rating to sell to investors at artificially inflated values.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Jailed for something along the lines of being a scam artist and trying to sell us cottages in swamps infested with crocs. Also @The_Gobo being a slime your heart is easy to attack 

[Duality 10,739]

Jailed for arrrgh cute pokemenz.

5 minutes ago, BronyNumber42 said:

Repackaging sub prime mortgages with credit default swaps in order to get a AAA rating to sell to investors at artificially inflated values.

Sounds diabolical.

Thanks for the idea.

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

Sold weapons to third world dictators. Gave nuclear launch codes to our enemies. Testified at a grand jury hearing, debated about the meaning of the word "is." Blatantly lied under oath. Bribed a judge and entire jury. Was acquitted of all charges and even given $8M in restitution. But his car was parked at an expired meter. He is in jail for failing to pay the ticket.

[Duality 10,739]

3 minutes ago, BronyNumber42 said:

Sold weapons to third world dictators. Gave nuclear launch codes to our enemies. Testified at a grand jury hearing, debated about the meaning of the word "is." Blatantly lied under oath. Bribed a judge and entire jury. Was acquitted of all charges and even given $8M in restitution. But his car was parked at an expired meter. He is in jail for failing to pay the ticket.

Jailed 'cause I bribed the parking meter too.

No, I'm not telling you how.

I have my ways.

[Tao 7,291]

They are wet,  and got my noodles wet also!  TO THE BRIG FOR THEM!

[Duality 10,739]

Just now, Tao said:

They are wet,  and got my noodles wet also!  TO THE BRIG FOR THEM!

Jailed for trying to jail water in a boat.

This will not end well.

[Mesme Rize 15,683]

for saying that Pi equals 3

[Duality 10,739]

13 minutes ago, Mesme Rize said:

for saying that Pi equals 3

JAILED FOR SLANDEROUS LIES YOU SPETCH-SPEWING LAMIAMONSTER 

please don't take me yelling insults at you seriously

[Will Guide 21,357]

@Duality

Jailed for insulting @Mesme Rize; he's best snake pony!

You're icy cold water!

Edited July 26, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Duality 10,739]

@WiiGuy2014

Jailed for not realising that he's actually not a 'snake pony', he's a snekpone.

Get it right. 

Edited July 26, 2017 by Duality

[Will Guide 21,357]

1 minute ago, Duality said:

@WiiGuy2014

Jailed for not realising that he's actually not a 'snake pony', he's a snekpone.

Get it right. 

What's the difference? He's half snake and half pony, either way!

And jailed for spelling "realising" with a S instead of a Z. I live in America, where we were taught to spell these kinds of words with a Z. This isn't Britain!

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

Jailed for not looking  creature named shork 

[Duality 10,739]

Jailed for interrupting my eloquent verbal annihilation of @WiiGuy2014.

29 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

What's the difference? He's half snake and half pony, either way!

Snek and snake are not the same thing.

A snek is a cross between a *snrk* (as defined by Lady Kiriness) and a snake.

I prescribe a full review of whatever biology course you took at school.

30 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

I live in America, where we were taught to spell these kinds of words with a Z.

You were taught wrong, then.

America didn't invent English, it only broke it for the sake of making everything more complicated for everyone. 

31 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

This isn't Britain!

This ain't exactly America either.

The internet don't have no geographic borders.

And even some Americans use British spelling.

BECAUSE THEY HAVE REALISED THE ERROR OF THEIR GRAMMATICAL WAYS.

WHY DO YOU FIGHT ME FOR BEING RIGHT?!

ARRRRR*MENTALLY RAGEQUITS REALITY*RRRRRRRGH!!!!

[Will Guide 21,357]

1 minute ago, Duality said:

a *snrk* (as defined by Lady Kiriness) 

I have no idea what you mean by *snrk*. Be specific!

Besides, @Mesme Rize never objected to me calling him snake pony when he referred to himself as "snekpone", so I still don't see the problem! 

[IronM17 5,320]

for stealing the clothes from Mickey Mouse. 

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

jailed  foor you  slap pony whoo touch  your boulder