The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

For not loving the smell of Napalm in the morning.

[crispy fries 432]

For not feeling lucky, punk.

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

For rocking too hard and waking the neighbors.

[Wingnut 6,998]

Failed to appear for jury duty.

[Neon Proxy 294]

For witness intimidation.

[crispy fries 432]

For not paying the tax for existing.

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

For intoxicating a sea urchin 

[Vulcan 3,254]

Causing trouble at the local drinking hole after overhearing someone say Sunset shimmer was overrated.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Wearing your sunglasses indoors.

[crispy fries 432]

For being too cool for school.

[That Guy with the CMB 5,873]

For firing the Twilight gun in public nonstop.

[Crypty Scribbles 5,076]

For illegal avatar changing.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

For looking too cool.

[Dan. 1,825]

For being a mechanical cyclops.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Burning the farmers' crops.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

For carrying a Tommy Gun without a license and without asking my permission.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

For driving a gundam under the influence

[Dan. 1,825]

For eating the family truckster (bonus points if you can guess the reference.)

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Poking people in the eye.

[Dan. 1,825]

Being Hairy and Dirty in public.

[----------------------- 171]

Actually stealing candy from a baby.

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

Murder, and eating it's victims. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Burglary and assault

[That Guy with the CMB 5,873]

Tax evasion. (Get it?...

 

 

...Get it?!

 

 

...GET IT?!!?!?)

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Having illegal suspension modifiers in your designated vehicle.