The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Drunk Not I Am 1,069]

For having a set of power armor with a limitless fusion core.

[IronM17 5,145]

For pointing with nude finger on dressed people.

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

For having pigtails.

[King 5,625]

For taking over Earth...or something.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Flashing a cop.

[Comic Sans 401]

* for skeleton-ness. wait.. *jails self too* fff...

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

For giving others a bad time

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

For not realizing that the power armor he took from a Raider Veteran or Gunner Lieutenant was registered as stolen.

 

Codsworth hated that.

 

Curie disliked that.

 

Hancock disliked that.

 

MacCready liked that.

 

Nick disliked that.

 

Danse disliked that.

 

Piper disliked that.

 

Preston hated that.

 

Strong disliked that.

[PinkiePartyPerfect 10]

PUBLICLY POSTING ACCIDENTAL AWESOMENESS, International Rules for Intentional Imagination Fabrication, Statute v.138.12.7.b

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

For posting a comic on the Internet and removing the artist's name

[King 5,625]

For poisoning the King

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

For framing an innocent fritter of poisoning royalty

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Stealing the last apple fritter.

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

For excessive laughter

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

For breaking the Tirek statue.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

For killing the hell out of me in fallout 4

[Kiri 7,278]

For being too delicious!

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

For being a Phoenix and set the trees on fire afterwards.

[PiratePony 8,473]

For uncontrolled pie-cake eating.

[Telferi 6,905]

For pirating the new Deadpool movie

 

Seriously, how could you? 

Edited February 24, 2016 by Telferi

[Drunk Not I Am 1,069]

For coating the hallways of a retirement home in cherry jello.

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

For stealing the Legendary Golden Glasses from the Golden Museum in Venus...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

For possessing marijuana.

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

For surprising the President of Jupiter with a 'scary' skeleton face till he died of a heart attack...

[Drunk Not I Am 1,069]

For selling synthetic blue berries in your pies.