The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Moon Sugar 532]

For designing a doom machine

[Drunk Not I Am 1,069]

Causing a car wreak due to blindly large sparkling eyes.

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

Driving because drunk were you.

[Sapphire Lightning 784]

For stealing all the power pellets from Blinky.

[IronM17 5,145]

For provoke an accident with you bedroom eyes.

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

For being yellow...

[FlutteringDweamz 2,086]

For being too blue

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

Smuggling cocaine.

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Pantsu raid. 

[Venomous 18,813]

Not a follower of Lord Jashin? 

Thrown into jail forever.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

For constantly changing their username in the past 2 1/2 years. That is some shady stuff right there, perhaps she committed a serious crime as well, and kept changing her name to either throw people off, or because she committed multiple crimes of that degree.

[IronM17 5,145]

For being an Assassin Pony  

[Sapphire Lightning 784]

For going out in public without any clothes on, other than her hat.

[IronM17 5,145]

for the same reason.

[MiniHoovy 37]

For theft of Rarity's hat

[Fixedys 500]

For pootis spencer vandalism. 

[MiniHoovy 37]

For impersonation of celebrity                         

[IronM17 5,145]

For stealing sandwiches 

[Sunny Fox 5,930]

For stealing Rarity's hat.   Plus 20 years for not being as fashionable while wearing it.  

[IronM17 5,145]

For showing your tongue in public 

[FlutteringDweamz 2,086]

EDIT: Ninja'd. Trying to take over ponyvile with fashion? xD

Edited July 19, 2016 by PinkuRiku

[IronM17 5,145]

For standing nude in public 

[FlutteringDweamz 2,086]

^ For the same thing xD

[IronM17 5,145]

For organisation of an illigal party 

[FlutteringDweamz 2,086]

Being too stylish