You were hired to assassinate the avatar above you - What do?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Careful, the target has the ability to weaponize music. Hearing protection is advised. The target has no physical defenses beyond its natural flesh, so a swift kill before the target is aware of you should be simple.

[Phia99 2]

Turn your wubs on maximum power and make your eardrums pop.

And for 42, I shall multiply you by zero.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

The target appears to simultaneously be two different ponies at once. How this ability works is beyond our understanding, but it is believed that killing both ponies the target inhabits simultaneously will kill it. It is recommended to focus on the pony with the blue coat and rainbow coloured mane first, as this pony is significantly faster and more dangerous than the yellow pony with the pink mane. Although the blue pony can be a fearsome combatant, it also exhibits poor tactics and judgment, especially a high tendency to be enraged. Carefully provoking this side of the blue pony will render combat against it easier. Once killed, immediately kill the yellow pony, as it is unknown how the target reacts to having only one of the ponies it inhibits be killed, and its possible the results can be disastrous.

[Deathstroke 1,564]

How can i kill numbers? Hmm divide him by 0?

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

find a nice spot, around 30 yards... with a M200 CheyTac Intervention

[Deathstroke 1,564]

If i was a pony assassin i would like to be deathstroke as a pony! I mean look at this

Edited July 19, 2014 by Desert guardian

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@,

 

yeah that is nice indeed... i got something similar

Edited July 19, 2014 by Doc. Volt

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Target has extremely powerful weapon systems. A simply confrontation is to be avoided at all costs. Focus on ways to stealthily kill him before he notices you. He also appears to be wearing some sort of armor. It was not possible to analyze this armor, so it's protective abilities are unknown. For this reason, it is best to assume that the armor is strong enough that it can protect the target from most of our attacks, so we must focus our attacks where the armor doesn't cover him. This means targeting the head. It is strongly recommended to use long range weaponry, as approaching him is extremely dangerous.

[S. D. 49]

oh thats easy, divide by 0

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Easy.

 

[Bella_Faus 35]

0_o Well...shi-

Edited July 20, 2014 by Bella_Faus

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

The target is armed with a baseball bat. The weapons we have available are far superior, so the threat level is miniscule. The target also lacks any physical protection beyond basic clothing. As always, attempt to kill the target before it is aware of your presence, but in this case, stealth is hardly a necessity and doesn't require a lot of attention devoted to it. Remain vigilant, however. Since the target is a target in the first place, there is someone who wants the target dead, which could indicate that it has better abilities than we believe. Be especially wary of any traps that the target may have set.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

I stay disguised as this user become friends with 42 and when he least expect it I back stab him

[Majikku 65]

Well...I have a baseball bat, a butter knife, and ooo! A spoon!

[MasterCombine 316]

I have no desire to kill Scootaloo, but I suppose smothering you with that pillow would do well enough. 

[Dipper 42]

Well, time to brush my hair and go back down to my basement, this should be fun! Cupcake any pony?

[MasterCombine 316]

I would poison myself so that you die when you ingest the cupcakes made from my body. Not much of an assassination, but it gets the job done. 

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

I will kill the person that paid me to assassinate you. 

I will then learn to be a bounty hunter from here on out. 

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

rip up the contract and tell him to find another assassin there is no way I would get out of that alive

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Get a flamethrower and spycheck everywhere. When I find him, burn him. 

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

You have no idea who I am. Do you?

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

 

 

 

 

[AnonBrony 1,467]

I have to kill sunshower raindrops? D: I don't wanna do that!

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

no I refuse to kill Anon

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

*Pulls gun with silencer and just shoots him* 

 

Damn spy.