Describe a Movie Badly

[Skeleton Kin 385]

 

 

You didn't guess mine :c

I didn't know that was a rule  

 

 OT: I seriously don't know what its describing

 

a man with horns has to defeat dis elf guy from awakening a shiny army of robots

[Summer Greetings 237]

Surprised nobody knew mine.. it was such a good movie.

 

"So like, this badass chick hits a guy in the face with a bottle when all these pirates come in like full YOLO and climbs out a goddamn airship BECAUSE IT'S A FILM SCREW PRESSURE. And then she falls but MAGIC NECKLACE. And some kid who works in a mine and has his own house (WTF lol) is like 'damn this gurl fat' but he takes her home and they get high because they go to a weird city. Like. Literally. And there is some lady with pink hair who is grossly obese but all her kids are idiots. And in the end some evil guy blows stuff up or something, I don't even really know."

Castle in the Sky

[Ac3xAssasin 455]

Ummm... no movie to guess

 

So there is this guy who has to travel back in time to kill this kid that will ruin his life in the future.  

[Shawn Parks 1,799]

 

Ummm... no movie to guess

 

So there is this guy who has to travel back in time to kill this kid that will ruin his life in the future.  

 

 

What about mine?  Nobody guessed it yet.

 

"A boy asks a woman to be his adopted mother, but she refuses.  So he marries her instead."

Edited November 24, 2013 by Shawn Parks

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Just to clear this up, you don't have to guess the movie directly above you.

I didn't know that was a rule  

 

 OT: I seriously don't know what its describing

 

a man with horns has to defeat dis elf guy from awakening a shiny army of robots

Hellboy 2

 

A scientist accidentally gives himself a cooler version of Mister Furious's powers.

[Summer Greetings 237]

Just to clear this up, you don't have to guess the movie directly above you. Hellboy 2

 

A scientist accidentally gives himself a cooler version of Mister Furious's powers.

Hulk or The Incredible Hulk?

 

"An elderly man and a little fat kid get really high and travel to a land with talking dogs and prehistoric animals."

[Loriem 639]

Hulk or The Incredible Hulk?

 

"An elderly man and a little fat kid get really high and travel to a land with talking dogs and prehistoric animals."

Up.

 

"This guy and his bro are like running from zombies or some crap, then they get a group, and go to a beer drinking place place, but then they all start dying, and that really sucks. But then the army shows up."

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Up.

 

"This guy and his bro are like running from zombies or some crap, then they get a group, and go to a beer drinking place place, but then they all start dying, and that really sucks. But then the army shows up."

Shaun of the dead

 

In a world where characters die for literally no reason at all, one man must sing EVERYTHING!

[RED20 289]

 

 

In a world where characters die for literally no reason at all, one man must sing EVERYTHING!

 

NACHO LIBRE

 

Actually, I have no idea. 

 

"Some dudes get chased by big lizards or something."

[ReverseFaller 2,484]

I don't know, but I feel like I should know this one.

 

So some ninjas go and defend some royal dudes on a crescent shaped island.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I don't know.

 

So there's like, this captain dude, who gets captured by pirates who then gets rescued. (I think I just badly tried to badly explain a movie.)

Edited November 27, 2013 by Bearsharktopus

[Loriem 639]

I don't know.

 

So there's like, this captain dude, who gets captured by pirates who then gets rescued. (I think I just badly tried to badly explain a movie.)

Pirates of the Caribbean.

 

"So there's this like, totally nerdy kid, who befriends a dragon, Oh yeah, and before that he is some sort of clan member in theses olden days. But then theres some sort of boring development, but then everything is awesome when this big bad guy dragon comes."

[SomariFeyWright 776]

How to train your Dragon, I guess...?

 

There's this bad guy who wants to be a good guy, so he goes to a different world and makes friends with a little girl who lives in a candy kingdom who looks nice but then he's mean and then he's nice and then he's mean and it ends with the kingdom taking on a new form of government.

... Oh, and Sonic was there.

Edited November 27, 2013 by SomariFeyWright

[Summer Greetings 237]

NACHO LIBRE

 

Actually, I have no idea. 

 

"Some dudes get chased by big lizards or something."

Jurassic Park? That could be quite a few movies.. lol

 

I don't know, but I feel like I should know this one.

 

So some ninjas go and defend some royal dudes on a crescent shaped island.

Naruto The Movie 3?

 

How to train your Dragon, I guess...?

 

There's this bad guy who wants to be a good guy, so he goes to a different world and makes friends with a little girl who lives in a candy kingdom who looks nice but then he's mean and then he's nice and then he's mean and it ends with the kingdom taking on a new form of government.

... Oh, and Sonic was there.

Wreck it Ralph

 

 

"A guy finds this weird wooden thing and puts it on his face and it apparently turns him into a combination of Deadpool and Loki in a zoot suit."

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

The Mask.

 

 

It's about this giant black domino thing that tells monkeys to beat things with sticks, and it causes some guy in space to go through some thing that kind of looks like a sonic rainboom on LSD, and that guy transform into a giant baby for some reason.

Edited November 27, 2013 by CinemaBrony

[CT-1138 3,184]

^2001: A Space Odyssey

 

Stuff happens on a boat where this rich chick has to marry this guy for money, but there's real cheesy romance when she falls for this artist dude. Spoiler alert: the ship sinks at the end.

[Summer Greetings 237]

^2001: A Space Odyssey

 

Stuff happens on a boat where this rich chick has to marry this guy for money, but there's real cheesy romance when she falls for this artist dude. Spoiler alert: the ship sinks at the end.

Titanic

 

"A pair of brothers go up against the Mafia and put change in their eyes."

[RED20 289]

The Mask.

 

 

It's about this giant black domino thing that tells monkeys to beat things with sticks, and it causes some guy in space to go through some thing that kind of looks like a sonic rainboom on LSD, and that guy transform into a giant baby for some reason.

Is it heavy metal?

Edited November 27, 2013 by RBD120

[Obsolete 681]

 

 

"A pair of brothers go up against the Mafia and put change in their eyes."

 

^The Boondock Saints 

 

A teenage boy penetrates his dead mother in order to impress his estranged father. He fails, then throws a temper tantrum that kills everyone on the planet.

[Loriem 639]

^The Boondock Saints 

 

A teenage boy penetrates his dead mother in order to impress his estranged father. He fails, then throws a temper tantrum that kills everyone on the planet.

I have no idea, but one question: WHAT THE FUUUU-?!?!?!

 

"There is some guy who has to transport a lot of dope across the borderses, ut then, he decides to go as a pretend family, and it's so like, funny."

[Cerise Hood 102]

Idk

 

A girl with superpowers is kidnapped by a really old lady. The girl beats up a thief, but then they go and hang out(and sing) with thugs. Then since it the girl's birthday the police don't arrest the thief. A romantic moment later on is ruined when bad thug dudes capture the thief.

[UserNotFound 964]

Tangled!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ugly green monster lives alone in a swamp... Told by short dude to go rescue pretty lady from a big red monster with the help of a talking animal... Falls in love with pretty lady... Talking animal falls in love with big red monster... Who eats the short guy... The end

[RED20 289]

Shrek. 

 

Some dude in a hat goes and fights... germans or somthing?

[Cwanky 17,749]

Battlefield Earth

 

A bunch of stupid futuristic cavemen overthrow their gold hungry alien dictators using cheapass flight simulators and blowing up the alien's giant ultra flammable ball of gas home world.

 

Oh wait that movie was already horrendous even without me crapping on it.

[RED20 289]

^^EEnope. He's got some old dude with him too.