Draw my pony daughter?

[Skye 463]

This is a joke. I promise this isn't a legit OC.



This is my child, Potato. She was made after a scandle with Daring Do. Sex happened. You know how it works.

http://mlpforums.com/topic/70980-you-get-to-marry-your-best-pony-what-are-you-going-to-do/page-2 It's all explained on the last post of this page(Unless someone posts or something. ...You'll know when you my icon, okay?)

My daughter has low self esteem and needs encouragement. Could anyone possibly draw my beautiful darling boo?

P.S. It's a joke.

P. S. S. NO HATEFUL COMMENTS PLZ

kthxbai.

[Remi 1,309]

I should not have laughed as hard as I did when I read this.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

Potato confirmed for Season 4.

[Remi 1,309]

Potato confirmed for Season 4.

Spike x Potato OTP.

 

Totes canon.

[Skye 463]

Spike x Potato OTP.

 

Totes canon.

Ew, gross, I won't have that shitbag for my daughter.

 

Obviously Potato x Prince Blueblood is the way to go.

[Remi 1,309]

Ew, gross, I won't have that shitbag for my daughter.

 

Obviously Potato x Prince Blueblood is the way to go.

No, no, no, no, you do not understand.

 

it's gotta be 

 

featherweight x potato

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i regret nothing

 

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

Ew, gross, I won't have that shitbag for my daughter.

 

Obviously Potato x Prince Blueblood is the way to go.

if Potato marries the Prince there will be a new royal couple :3

[Rockymoo 2,137]

No, no, no, no, you do not understand.

 

it's gotta be 

 

featherweight x potato

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i regret nothing

 

 

Do you honestly think Featherweight could support a family? Absolutely not. She needs a real stallion in her life.

 

 

That's right, I'm talking about Snowflake.

[Skye 463]

 

Do you honestly think Featherweight could support a family? Absolutely not. She needs a real stallion in her life.

 

 

That's right, I'm talking about Snowflake.

I ship it.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

 

Do you honestly think Featherweight could support a family? Absolutely not. She needs a real stallion in her life.

 

 

That's right, I'm talking about Snowflake.

[Stormbringer 346]

I... What?

 

Below is my face when I read this post. Not that I'm female or whatever, cuz I'm a dood.

[Remi 1,309]

I think one thing that we can all agree on is how fucking hilarious it is that the wings are those weird ones that Rarity used.

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum.

 

This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[Skye 463]

This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum.

 

This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

This post made her lock herself in the bathroom. She won't come out now. :'c SHE JUST WANTS ARTZ

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

This post made her lock herself in the bathroom. She won't come out now. :'c SHE JUST WANTS ARTZ

I really want to see the art of whoever draws her XD

[Demirari 454]

Stop tempting me to draw her...

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

Stop tempting me to draw her...

Do it :3 it will be amazing possibly the best OC in history

[Skye 463]

Stop tempting me to draw her...

pls she's in the bathroom crying

 

PLS

[Demirari 454]

pls she's in the bathroom crying

 

PLS

NOT THE SOBBING STORIES NO.

Ok fine. ;-;

[Skye 463]

NOT THE SOBBING STORIES NO.

Ok fine. ;-;

you're one of the good ones.

 

i like you.

[Stormbringer 346]

@,

 

You...

 

You are a comic genius. 

 

You deserve sixty nine Nobel Peace Prizes.

 

Why 69?

 

'Cuz it's a funny number.

 

Heheheh.

 

I said a dirty.

 

And made a funny.

[Skye 463]

@,

 

You...

 

You are a comic genius. 

 

You deserve sixty nine Nobel Peace Prizes.

 

Why 69?

 

'Cuz it's a funny number.

 

Heheheh.

 

I said a dirty.

 

And made a funny.

so funny haha 69 GIGGLES LOUDLY

 

i mean

 

i love you too honey

[Stormbringer 346]

@,

 

Um...

 

What?

 

I don't even get it.

 

Why?

 

Uh...

 

Stormwing began to fade to a dull grey.

 

The same happened to Flooter Do.

 

And even you, the reader, are beginning to turn grey.

 

You can tell. Your fingertips are starting to turn a light grey.

 

You see flashing images. 

 

"What is this?" you think to yourself. 

 

A peaceful calm comes over everyone in the entire universe.

 

Every sentient being on planet Earth and many others.

 

We all turn grey, but none of us mind.

 

For at this time, we are all changing.

 

All of us.

 

But again, nobody minds.

 

Nopony minds.

 

Nopony.

 

For at this moment, we change.

 

From this moment on, we will all be Nicolas Cage.

 

And nothing will hurt. 

[Skye 463]

@,

 

Um...

 

What?

 

I don't even get it.

 

Why?

 

Uh...

 

Stormwing began to fade to a dull grey.

 

The same happened to Flooter Do.

 

And even you, the reader, are beginning to turn grey.

 

You can tell. Your fingertips are starting to turn a light grey.

 

You see flashing images. 

 

"What is this?" you think to yourself. 

 

A peaceful calm comes over everyone in the entire universe.

 

Every sentient being on planet Earth and many others.

 

We all turn grey, but none of us mind.

 

For at this time, we are all changing.

 

All of us.

 

But again, nobody minds.

 

Nopony minds.

 

Nopony.

 

For at this moment, we change.

 

From this moment on, we will all be Nicolas Cage.

 

And nothing will hurt.

I...

 

...

 

THE BEES

[Stormbringer 346]

"Hush, child." 

 

The voice of the good Lord Nicolas Cage echoes throughout your mind.

 

"Worry not about the bees."

 

"They are gone."

 

Soon, you begin to feel a tingling sensation in your face.

 

You run to a mirror.

 

Your view is obscured.

 

"Am I blind?" you say to no one in particular.

 

"No, child. You are not. You are changing."

 

It's the Lord Cage again.

 

His voice soothes you.

 

Your vision returns.

 

You are able to see yourself in the mirror.

 

You are an exact copy of the Lord.

 

"Go, child. I release you from the cage of this household."

 

There is a blinding flash.

 

You whirl in circles. 

 

You're in a large room.

 

You're the center of a circle.

 

A circle of men with beards.

 

They fall to their knees.

 

These are your disciples.

 

"Come, my followers," you say to the followers. 

 

You open the large wooden doors.

 

There's nothing but sand and blinding sun. 

 

But, there is no fear, as you are reassured that you shall survive with your disciples.

 

You are ready.

 

As are they.

 

It is time to journey.