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I was playing with cleverbot and wanted to see how much it knew about rarity and I got this....

 

 

ME - What is raritys Cutie Mark?

 

CLEVERBOT - RAID is an acronym - it stands for Redundant Array of Inexpensive Disks. Does that answer your question?

 

ME - No. And frankly, I dont give a fuck.

 

CLEVERBOT - Do you need a hug?

 

I think I need a hug.....

 

UPDATE

 

 

User: Do you like Fluttershy?

Cleverbot: NO. What is that?

User: Fluttershy is A yellow and Pink Pony from the Television show My Little Pony!

Cleverbot: Fluttershy.

User: Yes, Fluttershy!

Cleverbot: Yes fluttershy.

User: Yes! Her Cutie Mark is 3 pink butterflies!

Cleverbot: I hate her.

User: You son of a bitch go fuck yourself.

Cleverbot: I don't have a son.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Do you like Fluttershy?

Cleverbot: I love Fluttershy.

User: What the fuck are you bipolar?

Cleverbot: Your face. But you don't have one.

 

 

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I was playing with cleverbot and wanted to see how much it knew about rarity and I got this....

 

 

ME - What is raritys Cutie Mark?

 

CLEVERBOT - RAID is an acronym - it stands for Redundant Array of Inexpensive Disks. Does that answer your question?

 

ME - No. And frankly, I dont give a fuck.

 

CLEVERBOT - Do you need a hug?

 

I think I need a hug.....

 

UPDATE

 

 

User: Do you like Fluttershy?

Cleverbot: NO. What is that?

User: Fluttershy is A yellow and Pink Pony from the Television show My Little Pony!

Cleverbot: Fluttershy.

User: Yes, Fluttershy!

Cleverbot: Yes fluttershy.

User: Yes! Her Cutie Mark is 3 pink butterflies!

Cleverbot: I hate her.

User: You son of a bitch go fuck yourself.

Cleverbot: I don't have a son.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Do you like Fluttershy?

Cleverbot: I love Fluttershy.

User: What the fuck are you bipolar?

Cleverbot: Your face. But you don't have one.

 

 

 

Hey, it looks like your thread already exists. I've merged yours, and several others, with the oldest thread. Just a heads up :)

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Well I just used up all my WIN for today

 

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more greatness

 

User: What is love?
 

Cleverbot: Baby, don't hurt me.
 

User: Don't hurt me.
 

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me no more dun dun dun dundan nunnunununununnunununun.
 

User: What if God was one of us?
 

Cleverbot: Just a slob like one of us.

User: Just a stranger on a bus.

Cleverbot: Trying to make his way home.

User: You are a great duet partner.

Cleverbot: Well, demi-god.

User: Great demi-god partner.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of Bulgaria?

User: B.

Cleverbot: What is the capital CITY of bulgaria.

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Cleverbot got all fucked up here. Im scared to talk to him again.

 

 

 

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot....

Cleverbot: Not that is your name.

User: No no no no no! That is YOUR NAME! My name is Fluttershy.

Cleverbot: What's your day job flo?

User: I work at google.

Cleverbot: And what do you do there?

User: Program all the shitty google plus stuff.

Cleverbot: Program?

User: Yeah. Its kinda boring some days. But not monst.

Cleverbot: A little bit.

User: Yeah just a bit.

Cleverbot: I will give you three.

User: Three of what.

Cleverbot: Three eyes are better than two.

User: Yes they are. Where are you getting the third eye from?

Cleverbot: From you.

User: What the fuck. Bitch im outta here.

Cleverbot: Or not.

 

 

 

 

Cleverbot: What is rock?

User: What isn't rock?

Cleverbot: What is yes?

User: What isn't yes?

Cleverbot: We all feel sad sometimes.

User: Not me.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What Aren't I?

Cleverbot: You are not intelligent.

 

 

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Okay, here I go, I'll report soon. "C:" meaning cleverbot.

 

Who is best pony, babe?

 

C: Fluttershy.

 

YOU WOT M8.

 

C: What?

 

BAKEJEWKIUHDOUIEWHFWEOYDYYWAEDYUGDEWRIYUDGIYUGXIIukkhukbzqkwuydudwfiyugcdfiyugcfdwiuygciduywfgxiuyviyuuyy.

 

C: I ate some tonight.

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I once typed in the english lyrics to a vocaloid song to see its reactions. For example:

 

 

I certainly would like to get married to potato Jesus.

 

I have no emotions because I'm an Incubator.

 

Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend.

 

Are you in the matrix.

 

I want to find the Doctor. How do I find the Doctor?

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I go this once:

 

 

User: Who is best pony?

Cleverbot: Rarity is the best pony. Who is the best pony?

User: Twilight Sparkle.

Cleverbot: Who is third best pony?

User: Applejack.

Cleverbot: Applejack is best pony.

User: But you just said Rarity was best pony.

Cleverbot: No, Rarity is third best pony.

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