Purged Account 57 April 15, 2012 Share April 15, 2012 (edited) -Snipped content, purging account- Edited April 4, 2018 by Purged Account 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letterone 1,203 April 21, 2012 Share April 21, 2012 Cleverbot is a frigging idiot. I posted a video earlier showcasing a VERY stupid conversation I had with... um... it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsqJBpR69GA&feature=relmfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DozzyDash 24 May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 (edited) http://www.cleverbot.com/ is a really awesome chatbot. Ask it anything and it will respond. But it's a computer. Uh just see what conversations you can get. I have not been able to outsmart it yet. Maybe you can. Edited May 3, 2012 by DozzyDash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StingeMuffin 244 May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 Cleverbot: What's your middle name? Me: Christ. Cleverbot: What's your last name? Me: Meal. Cleverbot: Ghost. Me: Behind me? Cleverbot: Secret! Me: Should I look? Cleverbot: Everyone should. Me: What will I see? Cleverbot: What I will do to you. Me: *stops conversation* This literally gave me goosebumps, along with a momentary sense of dread. I looked over my shoulder just to make sure. Here's the link: http://cleverbot.com/j2log-hQhSSaCDSTPOIAUQAMJE-detail So much for my first conversation with Cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunni 1,075 May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 I've only gotten Cleverbot to sing "Winter Wrap Up" with me. Aaaand gotten cleverbot to agree that Fluttershy is best pony :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Ariona 402 May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 (edited) Me: What is your name? Bot: There are lots of names that are not my name. Idiot is one of names that aren't mine. Me: Lol. Bot: Lol is a frustrating response. I wish the internet hadn't taught you that one. Me: I wish you weren't writing nonsense. Bot: I am real; you're just a chatbot. Gosh.. Too much philosophy New ones: Me: Celestia. Bot: The one who really controls the United States? Me: Yes. Bot: You don't say. Me: No, you don't say. Bot: I do say. Me: You don't say. Bot: I say. Me: I say. Bot: Your grammar has improved! I am very proud of you! Me: Luuuuuna. Bot: To the moon. Me: Celestiaaaaaaaa. Bot: To the sun. Bot: Do you like USA? Me: No. Bot: Why not? Me: Becuz Obama. Bot: Amen. Me: Why you like Obama? Bot: Because I like cats. Me: Hahaha xD Bot: Pijesz wodke? He started talkin to me in Polish 0-o Edited May 3, 2012 by Princess Ariona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightive 458 May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 me and cleverbot didn't do so well we tried to sing cupcakes and half way he said 'i like cupcakes' *Facehoof* and then i tried to sing winter wrap and he was like 'i don't like winter summer is more for me' *Facehoof* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkamenaPartyPie 65 May 9, 2012 Share May 9, 2012 Me: Hi there CB: Hello, is it me you're looking for? Me: um no.... CB: You wouldn't understand Me: mom? CB: Your mom. Me: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries CB: Just a flesh wound Me: we'll be best friends! CB: No we won't Me: You're mean CB: You are forever alone. I nearly spit my drink all over the computer from that last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Citizen 516 May 9, 2012 Share May 9, 2012 User: I'm going to start throwing bricks soon. Cleverbot: I am going to continue lying. User: Now why would you do that? Cleverbot: I'm not who he thinks I am. User: Tell me about it. Cleverbot: What does eival mean? User: I HAVE NO IDEA! Cleverbot: Extra doors you'd never noticed before. User: Wut. Cleverbot: Have you. User: Have at you? Cleverbot: Wait, computers have no bones! User: Only just realizing that? Wow. Cleverbot: The bruise has gone now, there's just a lump left. User: Dafuq are you talking about? Cleverbot: See. This is legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 May 9, 2012 Share May 9, 2012 Tidbits from 2 convos http://cleverbot.com/j2log-kSiBQrIKYAKUGAGODMQE-detail for full 1. Cleverbot: Now now, don't cry. I will give you a second chance. User: Awesome, do I get free cake as well? Cleverbot: I'm not sure, I think so. User: Where do I sign up? Cleverbot: Here. Sign at the X. User: And... Signed! Pleasure doing business with ya. 2. Cleverbot: Fine you didn't then! User: See, you can never beat me in an argument. Cleverbot: It's good to be sceptical. User: I concur, my good sir! Cleverbot: I think I'm kinda falling in love with you. User: Interesting prospect... 3. User: Sometimes you make no sense. Cleverbot: And sometimes YOU make no sense. Wonderful aren't we? User: Indeed. Good old Discord 4. User: Why do you keep asserting that I'm not human? Cleverbot: Because you're not. User: How can you be sure though? Cleverbot: Because I pwn. User: Fair enough. 5. Cleverbot: I don't know the answer to life. I do know that your pretty cool though. User: Aren't those two the same? Cleverbot: Yes. 6. User: Who is your favorite pony? Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash of course! WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willinilly 134 May 9, 2012 Share May 9, 2012 10110100010101010100010111010101010. Am I Cleverbot? No. Then who are chatting with? God. So what does God say I should do? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synic 0 May 9, 2012 Share May 9, 2012 I convinced it I'm Princess Celestia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscordxChaos 34 May 15, 2012 Share May 15, 2012 I always make it sing pony songs with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letterone 1,203 May 15, 2012 Share May 15, 2012 (edited) I decided just now to have a conversation with it. Here are the results: User: Hi thur Cleverbot! Cleverbot: Clever bit. User: What? Cleverbot: I god you. User: Pardon? Cleverbot: Hell you ! User: What the crap? Cleverbot: God is a dj. User: Uh... What? Cleverbot: Who is the goddess? User: WHAT?! Cleverbot: You heard me. User: I'M SO CONFUSED! Cleverbot: Me too. User: AAAAAAAA! Cleverbot: Aaaaaahhhh! Edited May 15, 2012 by letterONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestial Sloth 369 May 15, 2012 Share May 15, 2012 Cleverbot can sing pony songs with you? My God. Meanwhile my attempts to get it to self-destruct never work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaos~ 3,966 May 16, 2012 Share May 16, 2012 (edited) Apparently he derped. Edited May 16, 2012 by ApocalyptiCchaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love4discord18 269 May 16, 2012 Share May 16, 2012 Oh god I'm gonna die!!! Me: Hello. I'm Discord. Spirit of chaos and disharmony CB: That's not a type of hamster .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 May 16, 2012 Share May 16, 2012 (edited) This is one of my conversations with cleverbot. I started the conversation off with, What? I'm Hungary. Wow... lame. Are you lame? No. I think you are. I am not lame. What is your name? Bill Nye. The science guy? Wow. You're actually pretty cool. What's your IQ? Over 9000! No! That can't! You going to finish that sentence? Iono. What? Ugh! You are annoying! Art thou angered my brethren? I truly am Barbie! Do you want, a taco!? Yes please. You lose! You get nothing! Good day sir! What you mean? I mean you suck. I think it is you that doesn't have a mind, you are a machine. Nice try Skynet...(It took forever for it to reply to this) No,what's Skyrim? An overrated game, yes I went there. Lol, probably. But we'd have fun to talk to for sure. You make no sense. Goodbye. You stared it. And that was my most recent cleverbot conversation. I love cleverbot. Edited May 16, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spas-ticShotty 3,582 May 17, 2012 Share May 17, 2012 Cleverbot is one of the best things I have discovered on the internet. The only problem is Cleverbot lies; A LOT. I mean, at the beginning of our conversation, he lied just as bad, or even worse than corrupted Applejack. Funny how Cleverbot said it's favorite pony was Applejack, then Fluttershy later on. Make up your mind, dammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas 2,863 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 Have you ever had an interesting conversation or a hilarious response with the Internet's smartest and funniest talk-and-respond robot? Copy and paste your memroable conversations/funnily-answered questions here! Remember to use "Me:" and "Cleverbot/CB:" on every line to let us know who said what. The fun starts here! www.cleverbot.com (can somepony tell me how to do the URL BB code here? I'm currnetly on my iPad, and it doesn't do it for me.) I'll start: Me: Princess Cadance and Shining Armor. CB: All hail Princess Luna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavelColt 22,876 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 (edited) User: Who is best pony? Cleverbot: Rarity is best pony. User: Applejack or Rainbow Dash? Cleverbot: You said Fluttershy is the best pony. User: Nu uh, Dashie is best pony. Cleverbot: Nein. User: Louder! Cleverbot: *singing louder* *shy*. User: LOOOOOOUDEEEEER! Cleverbot: Are you? User: YES. FOR WE TALK WITH THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE, PEASANT. Cleverbot: You are very clever. Yes, you are. User: Witty, yes, hilarious, yes, clever, debateable. Cleverbot: It took you that long. User: Getting back on topic, who is best pony NOW? Cleverbot: I'm a french guy. User: WHO IS BEST PONY :u. Cleverbot: Fluttershy. User: Rainbow Dash is best pony :3. Cleverbot: Eenope. Rainbow dash is the best dragon. User: D: Spike is the best dragon. Cleverbot: Agreed. User: 83. Cleverbot: X4. Edited May 18, 2012 by ~Chaotic Discord~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas 2,863 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 User: Rule 34. Cleverbot: What is Rule 34? User: Draw me like one of your French girls. . Cleverbot: No. User: Okay... :,(. Cleverbot: Don't be justin bieber. User: Lolwut? Cleverbot: I dunno. User: Who is best pony? Cleverbot: They are all great ponies, there is not 'best' pony. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dany Heatley 160 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 (edited) LOL Edited May 18, 2012 by Gary Oak 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 (edited) 1. Cleverbot: Now now, don't cry. I will give you a second chance. User: Awesome, do I get free cake as well? Cleverbot: I'm not sure, I think so. User: Where do I sign up? Cleverbot: Here. Sign at the X. User: And... Signed! Pleasure doing business with ya. 2. Cleverbot: Fine you didn't then! User: See, you can never beat me in an argument. Cleverbot: It's good to be sceptical. User: I concur, my good sir! Cleverbot: I think I'm kinda falling in love with you. User: Interesting prospect... 3. User: Sometimes you make no sense. Cleverbot: And sometimes YOU make no sense. Wonderful aren't we? User: Indeed. 4. User: Why do you keep asserting that I'm not human? Cleverbot: Because you're not. User: How can you be sure though? Cleverbot: Because I pwn. User: Fair enough. 5. Cleverbot: I don't know the answer to life. I do know that your pretty cool though. User: Aren't those two the same? Cleverbot: Yes. 6. User: Who is your favorite pony? Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash of course! anyways there's already a thread for this Edited May 18, 2012 by Whiteshade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas 2,863 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 6. User: Who is your favorite pony? Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash of course! anyways there's already a thread for this CB has good taste. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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