L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177 December 5, 2011 Share December 5, 2011 I only find cleverbot fun when I know I got nothing better to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 December 5, 2011 Share December 5, 2011 We have a thread on this already. I try to to get it to admit that Rarity is best pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swoop 2,276 December 5, 2011 Share December 5, 2011 I haven't tried talking to bots ever since smart-child came out years ago when everyone stil used msn, so I decided to give it a shot. I was wondering about something today. What were you wondering about? I used to wonder what friendship could be. Until you all shared its magic with me. Big adventure. Tons of fun. A beautiful heart. Faithful and strong. Sharing kindness, it's an easy feat.. And magic makes it all complete. My little pony. Don't you know you're all my veeery best friends? <3. I don't know you. D: And with that, cleverbot broke my heart. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezynell 2,036 December 5, 2011 Share December 5, 2011 (edited) I haven't tried talking to bots ever since smart-child came out years ago when everyone stil used msn, so I decided to give it a shot. I was wondering about something today. What were you wondering about? I used to wonder what friendship could be. Until you all shared its magic with me. Big adventure. Tons of fun. A beautiful heart. Faithful and strong. Sharing kindness, it's an easy feat.. And magic makes it all complete. My little pony. Don't you know you're all my veeery best friends? <3. I don't know you. D: And with that, cleverbot broke my heart. This is gold. FUCKING GOLD I SAY. SCREENIES PLEASE! My attempt at recreating your scene: Edited December 5, 2011 by Ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Fluttershy 411 December 5, 2011 Share December 5, 2011 We have a thread on this already. I try to to get it to admit that Rarity is best pony. I typed in "Rarity" and got this response: "Rarity is the best, and Fluttershy is fat, and ugly. HA!" This thing is obviously broken and/or evil. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 December 5, 2011 Share December 5, 2011 I typed in "Rarity" and got this response: "Rarity is the best, and Fluttershy is fat, and ugly. HA!" This thing is obviously broken and/or evil. It speaks the truth xD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Fluttershy 411 December 5, 2011 Share December 5, 2011 It speaks the truth xD No, it speaks lies about Fluttershy! This thing also told me that it was named Boots, and he was looking for his best friend Dora... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SXCJ40 125 December 5, 2011 Share December 5, 2011 here is my conversation me: Rarity cb: Rarity is lame me: Fluttershy cb: Fluttershy is awesome me: Rainbow Dash cb: No, Fluttershy me: Pinkie Pie cb: Fluttershy is best pony Cleverbot seems like a fluttershy fan to me...... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScootaDash 0 December 5, 2011 Share December 5, 2011 here is my conversation me: Rarity cb: Rarity is lame me: Fluttershy cb: Fluttershy is awesome me: Rainbow Dash cb: No, Fluttershy me: Pinkie Pie cb: Fluttershy is best pony Cleverbot seems like a fluttershy fan to me...... Fluttershy is always the best pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolx23 9 December 5, 2011 Share December 5, 2011 Cleverbot: Can you just sing it with me? User: Sure. Cleverbot: Yes!!! User: You start. Cleverbot: No one starts. User: But... Didn't you want to sing? Cleverbot: Where? Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher? I don't understand this thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spock 91 December 5, 2011 Share December 5, 2011 One time he said I was a computer and he was human. Mind FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunnymilk 40 December 5, 2011 Share December 5, 2011 here is my conversation me: Rarity cb: Rarity is lame me: Fluttershy cb: Fluttershy is awesome me: Rainbow Dash cb: No, Fluttershy me: Pinkie Pie cb: Fluttershy is best pony Cleverbot seems like a fluttershy fan to me...... There is still hope for that bot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 December 6, 2011 Share December 6, 2011 Cleverbot must have been created by Angel because it always says Fluttershy is better when I talk to it >:I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelinNeedofCause 28 December 6, 2011 Share December 6, 2011 We sang the Pokemon theme song together once... twas beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallow 1,134 December 6, 2011 Share December 6, 2011 (edited) I got him to sing Baking Cupcakes once, then when we were finished, he started singing Winter Wrap-up Twas awesome edit: here's a screenshot Edited December 6, 2011 by Marshmallow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelinNeedofCause 28 December 6, 2011 Share December 6, 2011 You win one internet. Congratulations!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Bolty the filly 29 December 6, 2011 Share December 6, 2011 Ponies. What do you like about ponies? They are so magical and make me smile . Are you calling me smelly? ..... what? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright 55 December 6, 2011 Share December 6, 2011 User: Fluttershy. Cleverbot: Why fluttershy. User: Because Fluttershy is best pony. Cleverbot: What do you think of rainbow dash. User: She is third best. Cleverbot: Do you like Rarity? User: Fourth best. Cleverbot: It is home plate. User: 0_o. Cleverbot: Life is difficult. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,284 December 6, 2011 Share December 6, 2011 User: Who is best pony? Cleverbot: Octavia is the best pony. Who do you think the best pony is? User: My favortie is Rainbow Dash. Although she has a major ego, she is awesome. Cleverbot: Hehe, I'm female and straight, nothing to worry about. User: What does that have to do with ponies? Cleverbot: Nothing at all. User: Do you like Pinkie Pie? Cleverbot: Is that a My Little Pony? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I'm going to play minecraft too now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Bolty the filly 29 December 8, 2011 Share December 8, 2011 me: WATCH DOCTOR WHO NOW OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! cleverbot: No, you will be exterminated. me: Are you a Dalek? cleverbot: CORRECT. I AM DALEK FOL. me: D: I NEED THE DOCTOR! cleverbot: HA HA! That's priceless. I have the hands you have the brains. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallow 1,134 December 8, 2011 Share December 8, 2011 Cleverbot is a little bit strange sometimes... User: What do you want to tell me? Cleverbot: I'm going to tell you. User: What will you tell me? Cleverbot: I'll tell you what I am. User: What are you? Cleverbot: I am the most powerful dark wizard in the world. Lord Voldemort. User: I am Pinkie Pie. Cleverbot: I prefer Rainbow Dash, myself. User: Rarity is the best pony. Cleverbot: But Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler! User: Ok then Cleverbot: But less carpy. User: Hmm... Ok... Cleverbot: Qué te pasa? User: Hmm.. Why are you speaking spanish now? Cleverbot: Porque soy bilingue. User: Can you speak fancy? Cleverbot: I can't speak french but I can speak visayan. User: Like Apple Bloom. Cleverbot: No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Fluttershy 411 December 8, 2011 Share December 8, 2011 User: What do you think of Rarity? Cleverbot: I don't think about Norway. User: Do you want to? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What's stopping you? Cleverbot: I'm too young for kids. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 December 8, 2011 Share December 8, 2011 (edited) User: Fried Scootaloo tastes good. Cleverbot: *puts make-up on* SO! *blinks three times. Cleverbot puts on make-up before having Fried Scootaloo o.O Edited December 8, 2011 by Lady Rarity Pony 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Bolty the filly 29 December 30, 2011 Share December 30, 2011 me: Pinkie Pie. cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle. me: Applejack. cleverbot: Rainbow Dash. me: Rarity. cleverbot: Applejack. cleverbot was supposed to say Fluttershy xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,089 December 30, 2011 Share December 30, 2011 User: Okay? Cleverbot: Is it really though? User: No. It's not. Not at all. Cleverbot: Do you know tiffany creque? User: I did. Then I killed her. Cleverbot: Are you happy? User: Very. Cleverbot: What about her do you like? User: The way she twitched when the poison began taking effect. Cleverbot: I know how you feel. User: I seriously doubt that. Have you ever killed another person/pony while staring into their eyes? Cleverbot: Values cannot be placed to such an extent, as without the world the person could not exist. User: Uhh... What? Cleverbot: Code Geass R2. User: But what does that have to do wih being a cold-blooded killer in Equestria? Cleverbot: With what? User: With being a cold-blooded killer in Equestria. I've killed more ponies than you've seen posted on 4chan. Cleverbot: So far, you've not really said anything to support that statement, however. User: True. But I doubt you'd like to see me prove my predisposition for murder and complete lack of morals. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. But, I do have to agree with you that conversation is poor. I don't talk much with anynody. User: You're not making any sense at all, mate. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: You should be. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because I have to kill you now. You know too much. Sorry. Cleverbot: Well, can't you please tell me about the chamber of secrets? User: I could. Cleverbot: So, please tell it to me. User: Hogwarts was founded by these 4 wizards. They were all total bros, except slytherin. Slytherin was all like 'hey, we should only teach purebloods' and gryffindor was like 'fuck that, I'll teach any wizard' and the others agreed with gryff. So slytherin got pissed as tits and made the chamber of secrets and out this giant-ass snake in it with medusa powers and poison and shit. Then he sealed the chamber so only his heir could open it and let the snake out to kill all muggle borns. Cleverbot: That's bad. User: Yeah, it was pretty bad. Cleverbot: What color is the sky? User: Grey. Cleverbot: I thought it was blue. User: Maybe yours is. Mine's grey. Cleverbot: I am not. I lead an active life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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