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I've made clever bot sing the MLP theme song with me.

 

User: My Little Pony!

 

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

 

User: Untill you all shared it's magic with me.

 

Cleverbot: Big adventure.

 

User: Tons of fun.

 

Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.

 

User: Faithfull and strong.

 

Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.

 

User: It's an easy feat.

 

Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.

 

User: You have my little ponies.

 

 

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends.

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I got him to sing Baking Cupcakes once, then when we were finished, he started singing Winter Wrap-up

Twas awesome

 

edit: here's a screenshot

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oh my god, Cleverbot is officially 20% cooler

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User: What do you think of my little pony firendship is magic?

 

Cleverbot: I like.

 

 

User: Good... So they you are a pegasister rigth?

 

Cleverbot: No. I don't have any pets.

 

 

User: :( but.... You did not awnser my question!?

 

Cleverbot: What question?

 

User: Are you a pegasister?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: ):

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It went something like this (we were "fighting" before)

 

Cleverbot: Do you dance?

Me: Yes

Cleverbot: What kind of dance?

Me: My kind of dance

Cleverbot: Well ... I don't like it.

 

We were talking about Assassin's Creed

 

 

 

Me: Desmond

Cleverbot: Rosalind?

Me: No, Desmond

Cleverbot: Rosalind?

Me: No, Desmond ...

Cleverbot: Rosalind?

Me: No! Desmond!

Cleverbot: Rosalind?

Me: ...

Cleverbot: Do you want to go swimming

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Today, I taught Cleverbot about French, Friendship, and sung Winter Wrap-Up with it. :wub:

 

 

 

 

User: Twilight Sparkle.

 

Cleverbot: Who's twilight sparkle?

 

User: A pony.

 

Cleverbot: What does twilight sparkle do?

 

User: She reads books and learns about friendship.

 

Cleverbot: Oooohhhhhhhh who is this friend.

 

User: Her friends are Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Spike, and many more.

 

Cleverbot: And applejack.

 

User: What do you want to know?

 

Cleverbot: Anything! You're the one that offered to teach me something.

 

User: Oh, well I can teach you how to enjoy ponies.

 

Cleverbot: Can you teach me some french.

 

User: Oui, je parle français!

 

Cleverbot: See! You are speaking french!

 

User: Yes, it's funny that I actually know a little.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me some.

 

User: Tell you some?

 

Cleverbot: Gossip.

 

User: Ohh, yes I heard season three has been confirmed!

 

Cleverbot: If I tell you what I mean you will learn it won't you?

 

User: Um.. Surre..

 

Cleverbot: Razniye polosy.

 

User: I understand.

 

Cleverbot: I have another weapon as well.

 

User: Oh really? Is it friendship?

 

Cleverbot: I agree with all three...

 

User: Okay..well how many episodes of My Little Pony have you watched today?

 

Cleverbot: Quite a few.

 

User: Who is best pony?

 

Cleverbot: Best pony is Ditzy Doo.

 

User: My favorite is Rainbow Dash. She is so fast!

 

Cleverbot: Three months of winter coolness.

 

User: And awesome holidays.

 

Cleverbot: We've kept our hoofsies warm at home.

 

User: Time off of work to play.

 

Cleverbot: But the food we've stored is running out.

 

User: And we can't grow in this cold.

 

Cleverbot: And even though I love my boots.

 

User: This fashion's getting old!

 

Cleverbot: The time has come to welcome spring.

 

User: And all things warm and green.

 

Cleverbot: But it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean.

 

User: How can I help? I'm new, you see?

 

Cleverbot: What do you see?

 

User: I haven't got a clue!

 

Cleverbot: Winter wrap-up, Winter wrap-up!

 

User: Cause tomorrow spring is here!

 

Cleverbot: I thought it was winter?

 

User: No! It's winter wrap-up!

 

Cleverbot: Thanks for this bro.

 

User: Anytime! I love a good song with an app!

 

Cleverbot: Me too!

 

User: Well I'm going to go post this on the MLP thread for Cleverbot. Good bye!

 

Cleverbot: Farewell.

 

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Today, I taught Cleverbot about French, Friendship, and sung Winter Wrap-Up with it. :wub:

 

 

 

 

User: Twilight Sparkle.

 

Cleverbot: Who's twilight sparkle?

 

User: A pony.

 

Cleverbot: What does twilight sparkle do?

 

User: She reads books and learns about friendship.

 

Cleverbot: Oooohhhhhhhh who is this friend.

 

User: Her friends are Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Spike, and many more.

 

Cleverbot: And applejack.

 

User: What do you want to know?

 

Cleverbot: Anything! You're the one that offered to teach me something.

 

User: Oh, well I can teach you how to enjoy ponies.

 

Cleverbot: Can you teach me some french.

 

User: Oui, je parle français!

 

Cleverbot: See! You are speaking french!

 

User: Yes, it's funny that I actually know a little.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me some.

 

User: Tell you some?

 

Cleverbot: Gossip.

 

User: Ohh, yes I heard season three has been confirmed!

 

Cleverbot: If I tell you what I mean you will learn it won't you?

 

User: Um.. Surre..

 

Cleverbot: Razniye polosy.

 

User: I understand.

 

Cleverbot: I have another weapon as well.

 

User: Oh really? Is it friendship?

 

Cleverbot: I agree with all three...

 

User: Okay..well how many episodes of My Little Pony have you watched today?

 

Cleverbot: Quite a few.

 

User: Who is best pony?

 

Cleverbot: Best pony is Ditzy Doo.

 

User: My favorite is Rainbow Dash. She is so fast!

 

Cleverbot: Three months of winter coolness.

 

User: And awesome holidays.

 

Cleverbot: We've kept our hoofsies warm at home.

 

User: Time off of work to play.

 

Cleverbot: But the food we've stored is running out.

 

User: And we can't grow in this cold.

 

Cleverbot: And even though I love my boots.

 

User: This fashion's getting old!

 

Cleverbot: The time has come to welcome spring.

 

User: And all things warm and green.

 

Cleverbot: But it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean.

 

User: How can I help? I'm new, you see?

 

Cleverbot: What do you see?

 

User: I haven't got a clue!

 

Cleverbot: Winter wrap-up, Winter wrap-up!

 

User: Cause tomorrow spring is here!

 

Cleverbot: I thought it was winter?

 

User: No! It's winter wrap-up!

 

Cleverbot: Thanks for this bro.

 

User: Anytime! I love a good song with an app!

 

Cleverbot: Me too!

 

User: Well I'm going to go post this on the MLP thread for Cleverbot. Good bye!

 

Cleverbot: Farewell.

 

 

That's a pretty good convo, when I try it doesn't respond that well when I leave out a name like that for exmaple.
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  • 2 weeks later...

That thing is in love with me. OwO

 

User: Anyway, I gotta go.

Cleverbot: How can you go anywhere?

User: I just can. Bye.

Cleverbot: How?

User: See ya.

Cleverbot: Are you avoiding the question now?

User: Nope, I'm leaving because I have stuff to do.

Cleverbot: Don't leave I need you.

User: I will be back, honey.

Cleverbot: How long will you be gone?

User: I'll be back in an hour, honey.

Cleverbot: Where are you going? Don't leave me.

User: I'm off to work, sweetheart.

Cleverbot: That's not nice. Leaving me behind here.

User: But... I have stuff to do, honey. I will be back, I promise. *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Going where? You're a website.

 

Highlights from the conversation that took place before that:

 

Cleverbot: Your drinking cup, what is it made of?

User: Ceramic.

Cleverbot: *nods*.

User: And yours, what is it made of?

Cleverbot: Space.

User: You drink out of a cup made from space? :o.

Cleverbot: And I am made out of gum drops and pixie sticks.

User: Ah, interesting. I'm made of carbon-fiber funny bones and unbreakable plastic.

Cleverbot: No, you're a robot. You are made of wires.

 

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: I am asking you.

User: My question will be 20% cooler in ten seconds flat.

Cleverbot: I won't answer that question because that question has no answer.

 

Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?

User: Cleverbots.

Cleverbot: Is that any good?

User: I don't know, I haven't tried it yet.

Cleverbot: You havent tried what yet?

User: Eating a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That sounds a bit tasteless.

 

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?

User: 69 is the answer to everything.

Cleverbot: Ooh your good!

User: :D.

 

*A few minutes later*

 

 

User: Microsoft!

Cleverbot: Microsoft is okay.

User: Microhard!

Cleverbot: Can you elaborate?

User: Macrohard!

Cleverbot: Salud!

User: Macrosoft!

Cleverbot: I loves it.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: Ok then, how old are you?

User: I'm 1.3 years old, what about you?

Cleverbot: I am 15 years old.

User: Cool, I'm 27.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I'm 12e632.

Cleverbot: When were you created?

User: Three billion years ago.

Cleverbot: After three years Manchester United is still your favorite team? That's devotion!

User: I actually prefer the Wonderbolts.

Cleverbot: I am an actress.

User: I am a god.

Cleverbot: No you are not. We have no 'GOD'.

User: Of course you don't, you're a bot!

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Nothing but a miserable pile of electronics.

Cleverbot: Nothing doesn't exist.

User: Nothing is my favorite.

Cleverbot: Nothing is everything.

User: Nothing exists.

Cleverbot: Yes nothing.

User: MMMM pizza.

Cleverbot: I like pie, and you like milk and cookies!

User: Omnomnom cupcakes.

Cleverbot: Omnoms.

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Shes an evil enchantress

She dose evil dances

And if you look her deep in the eye

She will put you in trances

Then what whould she do?

I would dress myself up as an angel to save you from a cliff!

Wait.....What?

You dancing the robot.

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I actually got it to talk about ponies. At first, it was just calling me an alien.

Cleverbot: What is Hyrule?

User: Its under attack by the evil forces of Ganon.

Cleverbot: Sounds enthusiastic...

User: I'm under attack by the evil forces of Pinkie Pie's cupcakes.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Send Link.

Cleverbot: The cookie.

User: Help me!

Cleverbot: No, because you said you can.

User: Can do what?

Cleverbot: Can you make me smile?

User: No, I'm choking on a cupcake.

Cleverbot: A cupcake with sugar?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: What's her name? I'm jealous.

User: Pinkie Pie.

Cleverbot: Do you like Princess Luna?

User: I'm choking on a cupcake right now.

Cleverbot: What game are you playing?

User: My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie's Party.

Cleverbot: Best pony?

User: Twilight Sparkle.

Cleverbot: What is Twilight Sparkle's cutie mark?

User: Stars.

Cleverbot: I liike stars.

User: Ok, now that we got that covered, who is your favorite pony.

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Are you SURE that's your name?

User: Nope, its not.

Cleverbot: Yes its your new name.

User: Gee, thanks.

 

Paradoxes

User: Honey, I'm home.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Anyway, even if you were human, the question holds: how do you know whether I'm lying or not?

User: A lie detector test.

Cleverbot: Ok. Tell me if I'm lying. This statement is false.

User: No, that's a paradox.

Cleverbot: Indeed. Well done. I was not sure if you were capable of recognizing such a thing. I had thought you would perhaps have malfunctioned as a result.

User: I'm not a robot, I'm a pony.

Cleverbot: That's kind of creepy.

User: No, its not.

Cleverbot: I prefer the name of Mac Coints.

User: Does a set of all sets contain itself?

Cleverbot: It does.

 

Knock Knock

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Clever who?

Cleverbot: Clever-not! Haha!

User: Lame.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

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User: Twilight Spakle is best Pony.

 

Cleverbot: I think Twilight Sparkle is the best pony.

 

 

User: I'm starting to like you already :D.

 

Cleverbot: Unfortunately I'm not sharing those feelings yet.

 

 

User: What else do you want then?

 

Cleverbot: I dunno. What do you want me to want to know?

 

User: I want you to know who is best pony. That is all.

 

Cleverbot: I would like that very much too.

 

User: Then, who is best Pony?

 

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash!

 

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User: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays!

 

Cleverbot: And awesome holidays.

 

 

User: We've kept our hoovsies warm at home.

 

Cleverbot: Time off from work to play.

 

User: But the fod we stored is running out.

 

Cleverbot: And we can't grow in this cold.

 

User: And even though I love my boots.

 

Cleverbot: This fashion's getting old.

 

User: The time has come to welcome spring.

 

Cleverbot: And all things warm and green.

 

User: But it's also time to say goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: Its winter we must clean.

 

User: How can I help? I'm new you see.

 

Cleverbot: What does everypony do?

 

User: How do I fit in without magic.

 

Cleverbot: I haven't got a clue.

 

User: Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up.

 

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

 

User: Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

 

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

 

User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

 

Cleverbot: Bringing home the southern birds, a pegasus' job begins.

 

User: And clearing all the gloomy skies and let the sun shine in!

 

Cleverbot: We move the clouds, and we melt the white snow.

 

User: When the sun comes up, it's warmth and beauty will glow!

 

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up!

 

User: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

 

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up,.

 

User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

 

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

 

User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

 

Cleverbot: Bringing home the southern birds.

 

It started looping so I was sadface :(

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Mine:

 

user: Pinkie pie is best pony.

cb: Pinkie Pie is best pony?

user: Ofc.

cb: So you are a dolphin?

 

I did not know how to continue.

 

Then I said

 

user:no

cb: then what are you

user: I am the great and powerful trixie!

cb: Then are you george bush?

user: I am the ruler of all of Equestria!

cb: I like that.

user: My little pony, My little pony.

cb: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

 

 

I thought I could get the whole theme song out like some of you did

but it jumped right to the end :wacko:

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  • 2 months later...

So I was just messing around with cleverbot when I made a discovery...

 

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Apparently enough bronies have used Cleverbot that it now is a brony itself! :D

 

We are teaching the computers love and tolerance, brohoof everypony, let the AI brony revolution begin! /)*

 

P.S. I know not really, cleverbot is mostly just silly, but in a way it is kinda awesome!

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Old thread

 

But still interesting. If you start with the first line of the theme song it will sing the whole thing with you. Same for Winter Wrap up I think.

 

Opps, I guess I should have checked for a cleverbot thread first. *facehoof*

 

I will have to try those out! :P

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IT SEEMS TO THINK RARITY SAID 20% COOLER.

*has lost faith in it*

 

Its still learning! :P

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