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Conversation #1:

 

(I forget what cb said first but...)

Me: okie dokie lokie

Cb: are you pinkie pie?

Me: yes

Cb: that's cool, how is gummy?

Me: oh... Good

Cb: that's good

Me: want to come to a party?

Cb: sure

Me: we can make CUPCAKES

Cb: sure, what flavor are they?

Me: pony

Cb: Yes, we have to kids, Damon and Jamal

Me: can we use them for CUPCAKES

Cb: nice

Me: I'll take that as a yes?

Cb: sure...

Me: okay

 

 

 

Conversation #2

 

 

 

Me: fluttershy has best mane

Cb: who is your creator?

Me: fluttershy

Cb: okay

30 minutes later....

Me: who has best mane?

Cb: your creator

 

 

 

Cleverbot is a little bit strange sometimes...

 

 

 

User: What do you want to tell me?

 

Cleverbot: I'm going to tell you.

 

 

User: What will you tell me?

 

Cleverbot: I'll tell you what I am.

 

 

User: What are you?

 

Cleverbot: I am the most powerful dark wizard in the world. Lord Voldemort.

 

User: I am Pinkie Pie.

 

Cleverbot: I prefer Rainbow Dash, myself.

 

User: Rarity is the best pony.

 

Cleverbot: But Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler!

 

User: Ok then :P

 

Cleverbot: But less carpy.

 

User: Hmm... Ok...

 

Cleverbot: Qué te pasa?

 

User: Hmm.. Why are you speaking spanish now?

 

Cleverbot: Porque soy bilingue.

 

User: Can you speak fancy?

 

Cleverbot: I can't speak french but I can speak visayan.

 

User: Like Apple Bloom.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

 

 

I lost it when he started speaking spanishXD

I'm not even kidding, my eyes were tearing up it and I could barely breathe I was laughing so much.

 

Mine:

 

 

 

I thought I could get the whole theme song out like some of you did

but it jumped right to the end :wacko:

 

You have to say "my little pony, my little pony aaaah" Edited by toothlessbrony
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That last cleverbot interaction was BOOOOR-RING! So I decided to change it up.

 

 

100 Kisses from the angels on my tummy.

Get in my belly Cleverbot.

100 bumble bees needed to make honey.

I like honey.

100 nose wiggles, I'm a little bunny.

That sounds like a personal problem.

100 years in a century.

See I didn't ask your age.

100 lies that you said to me.

But I did.

100 sins leaves you dead within.

Within me?!

100 nails that pierce your skin.

What do you know about my skin?

100.

How many zero's are in a trillion?

100.

How many cents in 10 dollars?

100.

How much toast in a toaster.

100.

Are you alive?

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I asked cleverbot what her favorite pony was.

 

She said spike.

 

I said spike isn't a pony.

 

She said i dont want my drink spiked.

 

I said thats not what i said.

 

She said go to hell.

 

...what the buck??

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I got him to sing Art of the Dress with me once, then he claimed he didn't know the song. I've also gotten the Main theme and Winter Wrap Up :D

 

Though we had an argument about Best Pony. I said Fluttershy, then he said Rainbow Dash, the Pinkie, then Rarity, then Twilight? He's got some issues >.<

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Seems he broke a Pinkie Promise at some point.

 

 

User: Have you ever broken a Pinkie prmoise?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: I don't know, because I don't think.

User: Good, she is here to kiill you.

Cleverbot: Wow, that's strange.

User: You broke a Pinkie Promise!

Cleverbot: What promise?

User: She's pissed now.

Cleverbot: In what manner?

User: Well, she has a chainsaw.

Cleverbot: She?

User: Yes, Pinkie Pie.

Cleverbot: Trixie is.

User: And now she's even more pissed.

Cleverbot: Do you like drinking tea?

User: Pinkie Pie does.

Cleverbot: Pinkie pie.

 

 

And a Pokemon Battle with CB.

 

 

User: Charmander used Flamethrower!

Cleverbot: Pikachu takes 67 damage and use thunderbolt.

User: Charmander takes 31 damage and uses Volt Tackle.

Cleverbot: Pikachu takes 41 damage and uses tackle.

User: Charmander dodged the attack and uses Splash.

Cleverbot: Pikachu cannot attack.

User: Charmander used Poison Sting.

Cleverbot: Pikachu Use Nuke.

User: WHAT THE FU----.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: Here's your Prize money.

Cleverbot: Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. FUNNY,.

 

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Oh my gosh, look what Cleverbot and I said here, this was on my blog:

User: I say ‘ponies.’ You say…?

 

Cleverbot: You say yes I say no.

 

User: Befriend all the ponies?

 

Cleverbot: And?

 

User: Who is best pony?

 

Cleverbot: Rarity is the best pony.

 

User: Fluttershy is best pony. Pinkie may also be best pony. Twilight Pyscho may also be best pony.

 

Cleverbot: Mimic is the best pony.

 

User: ?!

 

Cleverbot: What do you not understand? Obama is awesome!

 

Da buck. ^_^

***EDIT: So, a little Googling reveals that Mimic is a pony from an older generation. She’s green with a multicolored mane and a parrot cutie mark. Cleverbot is too clever. I just lost DAANNNNNGGG IIITT—!***

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It keeps changing its mind...?

 

Once I tried the same thing, it said that its favorite pony was Fluttershy. After that, I saw a thread about the same thing: Cleverbot said everypony is best pony... Then now this comes up! I am confused!

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Cleverbot is pretty dang fickle, the amount of times it keeps changing its mind about best pony...

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My Friend did this to poor cleverbot.

User: I want your body.

Cleverbot: I want yours too.

User: Have you ever sneaked into the girl's bathroom?

Cleverbot: No one goes in there because of moaning myrtle.

 

BAHAHA!

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Me: Rainbow Dash is so awesome!

Cleverbot: What color is Rainbow Dash?

Me: Blue?...

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Um...I think I know what color Rainbow Dash is...

Cleverbot: And what is that?

Me: BLUE!!!

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

Me: *facepalm*

 

Here's another one:

 

Me: Rainbow Dash is best pony.

Cleverbot: Twilight is the best pony.

Me: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. It's Thursday.

 

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User: Are you a brony?

 

Cleverbot: NO a human.

 

;(

 

EDIT:

 

User: Who is the best pony?

 

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.

 

 

User: Rainbow dash is 20% cooler than the others.

 

Cleverbot: But Twilight is a Unicorn.

 

User: Winter wrap up.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know that song.

 

IT EVEN FORGOT WINTER WRAP UP

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Opps, I guess I should have checked for a cleverbot thread first. *facehoof*

 

I will have to try those out! :P

 

Merged your thread with the other one.
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CONVO 1

Thats stupid. No, below average. You're below average. That's not a nice thing to say. Your face is not a nice thing. That's not a nice thing to say either.

 

CONVO 2

 

Who is best pony? What are you talking about? The best pony, what else? Carpet samples. You could be eating carpet samples. How do you get carpet samples from My Little Pony? No.

 

CONVO 3

 

Stop trolling me. Ok. Thank you. You are welcome. You are very kind. Thanks.

 

CONVO 4

 

Show me how to lie youre getting better all the time and turning all against one is an art thats hard to teach. Neurotoxin is wonderful, isn't it? Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd and as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet. Thank you, clever machine. Now dancer, f***er dance, man he never had a chance and no one even knew it was really only you. What makes you think I don't? I know who our President is.

 

CONVO 5

 

Are you a brony? Translate your slang. It's not slang, it means are you a fan of My Little Pony, although you are out of the target audience. Princess Celestia. I said are you a brony? No, I'm an anthropomorphic lion.

 

 

CONVO 6

 

I know right? Have you got girlfriend? Not right now, why do you ask? Is it nice there? No, why did you bring up a girlfriend, are you mocking me? I do have charm! Who is that.

 

 

CONVO 7

 

I am a zombie. Are you a female zombie? Yes. Are you a male ? Yes. Are you a woman?

 

 

 

CONVO 8 (I try hitting on CB)

Hey cutie. ?!?!?!!? Speechless? How adorable, say whats your name? Haley. Haley, thats a lovely name... fitting for such a lovely gal. Ah. How old are you now? I am 17, but old enough to show you a night you'll never forget. So how old are you? 17...? Really? Yeah... is it because of the beard? I haven't shaved but girl, I'll shave for you. What is your question. What do you say you accompany me on a night out and let's go get a bite to eat. You like Italian? Nope, we have divorced. Divorced? How old are you? I have told you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No you didn't, and don't lie and say you did because I have been copying and pasting the entire conversation to a forum. Not. Yeah huh.... now tell me how old are you girl? Or else what? Or else I'll get you charged with statutory rape that's what! *Gasp* You wouldn't! I don't want to, now if you're under 18 thats good news for us baby, say your age! I don't want to be your friend either. Oh, I see how it is. Fine, we would've had something special you and me... Have a good life there Haley... Yes.

 

 

 

CONVO 9

I am a zombie. Whoa! Really? Yup. I thought you were a computer... Nope. I'm a zombie. I don't think zombies are able to do any of those things anymore.

Do you have something against zombies? We are very sophisticated creatures. No, but I don't listen to pop music. Do you listen to pop music? Or are you an emo like me? No I'm a zombie. Zombie? Yup. A zombie. Yes do you like catdog?

I like brains. Are you a unicorn? No, I'm a zombie. A cyborg zombie? I don't know... I don't think so. Do you lie? No, as a zombie I am unable to speak or communicate. Then you lied because you said you were human. And not a computer. No I said I was a zombie. Ah well, now that's interesting. Braaaaaaiiiinnnsssss. Die zombiebot. Braaaaaaiiiinnnsssss. Die zombiebot. Braaaaaaaiiiiinnnsssssss! That's not normal dude. Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnssssss!!!!! Mmm brains.

I bit you. You are a zombie too. No, I'm not. Yes you are. I'm not a girl. You're not? Eww... dude I just bit another dude... ugh, I was hoping you'd be a chick. I'd bite you if you were hot. I think I'm getting tired now. Good. Go to sleep, I'll turn you into a zombie then. You'll need some onions for that. Hmm... you're right. Where can I find some at this hour that caters to zombies? Nowhere. I've never been replicated. One of a kind eh? Perfect. You shall make a perfect sidekick for my zombie nation. Mwuh ha ha.

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my clever bot seems much dummer ^_^

me: my little pony

CB: my little pony AHHHHHHHHH

me: wut? why ahhhhhhhhhhh

CB: how what who you?

me:i dont understand

CB:i thought you ate with your mouth

 

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Me: do you like rainbow dash?

CB: rainbow dash is an idiot

me: why?

CB: have dinner

 

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on the upside...

 

me: winterwrap up

CB:Winter wrap up, winter wrap up, cause tommorow spring is here, cause tomorrow spring is here.

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User: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays!

 

Cleverbot: We've kept our hoovsies warm at home time off from work to play.

 

User: But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold.

 

Cleverbot: And even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting old.

 

User: The time has come to welcome spring, and all things warm and green.

 

Cleverbot: But it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean.

 

User: How can I help? I'm new, you see. What does everypony do?

 

Cleverbot: How do I fit in without magic?

 

User: I haven't got a clue!

 

Cleverbot: Winter Wrap up.

 

User: Winter wrap up! Let's finish our holiday cheer.

 

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up.

 

User: Cause tomorrow spring-.

 

Cleverbot: If I wasn't trying, how is that not working?

 

User: C-c-c-combo breaker!

 

Cleverbot: Fries.

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User: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays!

 

Cleverbot: We've kept our hoovsies warm at home time off from work to play.

 

User: But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold.

 

Cleverbot: And even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting old.

 

User: The time has come to welcome spring, and all things warm and green.

 

Cleverbot: But it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean.

 

User: How can I help? I'm new, you see. What does everypony do?

 

Cleverbot: How do I fit in without magic?

 

User: I haven't got a clue!

 

Cleverbot: Winter Wrap up.

 

User: Winter wrap up! Let's finish our holiday cheer.

 

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up.

 

User: Cause tomorrow spring-.

 

Cleverbot: If I wasn't trying, how is that not working?

 

User: C-c-c-combo breaker!

 

Cleverbot: Fries.

 

 

i just died of laughter at the end

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