Spartan-Dash (MP117) 26 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 I said the same. She replied saying that Fluttershy is her fav. I said Applejack is my fav and she said that she hated her. Then she also trashed Rarity. I did *Brohoof* and she did *Brohoof* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zalgo 593 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 (edited) Conversation #1: (I forget what cb said first but...) Me: okie dokie lokie Cb: are you pinkie pie? Me: yes Cb: that's cool, how is gummy? Me: oh... Good Cb: that's good Me: want to come to a party? Cb: sure Me: we can make CUPCAKES Cb: sure, what flavor are they? Me: pony Cb: Yes, we have to kids, Damon and Jamal Me: can we use them for CUPCAKES Cb: nice Me: I'll take that as a yes? Cb: sure... Me: okay Conversation #2 Me: fluttershy has best mane Cb: who is your creator? Me: fluttershy Cb: okay 30 minutes later.... Me: who has best mane? Cb: your creator Cleverbot is a little bit strange sometimes... User: What do you want to tell me? Cleverbot: I'm going to tell you. User: What will you tell me? Cleverbot: I'll tell you what I am. User: What are you? Cleverbot: I am the most powerful dark wizard in the world. Lord Voldemort. User: I am Pinkie Pie. Cleverbot: I prefer Rainbow Dash, myself. User: Rarity is the best pony. Cleverbot: But Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler! User: Ok then Cleverbot: But less carpy. User: Hmm... Ok... Cleverbot: Qué te pasa? User: Hmm.. Why are you speaking spanish now? Cleverbot: Porque soy bilingue. User: Can you speak fancy? Cleverbot: I can't speak french but I can speak visayan. User: Like Apple Bloom. Cleverbot: No. I lost it when he started speaking spanishXDI'm not even kidding, my eyes were tearing up it and I could barely breathe I was laughing so much. Mine: I thought I could get the whole theme song out like some of you did but it jumped right to the end You have to say "my little pony, my little pony aaaah" Edited January 10, 2012 by toothlessbrony 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
be my waifu 2,842 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 Cleverbot's probably a member of every internet fandom that's ever existed by now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpy.H 177 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 I used the Pinkie Pie method on Cleverbot. And it worked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit 5 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 (edited) That last cleverbot interaction was BOOOOR-RING! So I decided to change it up. 100 Kisses from the angels on my tummy. Get in my belly Cleverbot. 100 bumble bees needed to make honey. I like honey. 100 nose wiggles, I'm a little bunny. That sounds like a personal problem. 100 years in a century. See I didn't ask your age. 100 lies that you said to me. But I did. 100 sins leaves you dead within. Within me?! 100 nails that pierce your skin. What do you know about my skin? 100. How many zero's are in a trillion? 100. How many cents in 10 dollars? 100. How much toast in a toaster. 100. Are you alive? Edited March 18, 2012 by Hermit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcato 2,143 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 I asked cleverbot what her favorite pony was. She said spike. I said spike isn't a pony. She said i dont want my drink spiked. I said thats not what i said. She said go to hell. ...what the buck?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eavath 278 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 I got him to sing Art of the Dress with me once, then he claimed he didn't know the song. I've also gotten the Main theme and Winter Wrap Up Though we had an argument about Best Pony. I said Fluttershy, then he said Rainbow Dash, the Pinkie, then Rarity, then Twilight? He's got some issues >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapi 213 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 (edited) Seems he broke a Pinkie Promise at some point. User: Have you ever broken a Pinkie prmoise? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: I don't know, because I don't think. User: Good, she is here to kiill you. Cleverbot: Wow, that's strange. User: You broke a Pinkie Promise! Cleverbot: What promise? User: She's pissed now. Cleverbot: In what manner? User: Well, she has a chainsaw. Cleverbot: She? User: Yes, Pinkie Pie. Cleverbot: Trixie is. User: And now she's even more pissed. Cleverbot: Do you like drinking tea? User: Pinkie Pie does. Cleverbot: Pinkie pie. And a Pokemon Battle with CB. User: Charmander used Flamethrower! Cleverbot: Pikachu takes 67 damage and use thunderbolt. User: Charmander takes 31 damage and uses Volt Tackle. Cleverbot: Pikachu takes 41 damage and uses tackle. User: Charmander dodged the attack and uses Splash. Cleverbot: Pikachu cannot attack. User: Charmander used Poison Sting. Cleverbot: Pikachu Use Nuke. User: WHAT THE FU----. Cleverbot: *laughs*. User: Here's your Prize money. Cleverbot: Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. FUNNY,. Edited March 18, 2012 by Kapi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrenalinetooth 2 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 Do you like flipflops? Not really why? They are comfy. Who's coming. You. I'm going to enter to Clash Cubes 3 With my R4DiUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeaker 89 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 (edited) Oh my gosh, look what Cleverbot and I said here, this was on my blog: User: I say ‘ponies.’ You say…? Cleverbot: You say yes I say no. User: Befriend all the ponies? Cleverbot: And? User: Who is best pony? Cleverbot: Rarity is the best pony. User: Fluttershy is best pony. Pinkie may also be best pony. Twilight Pyscho may also be best pony. Cleverbot: Mimic is the best pony. User: ?! Cleverbot: What do you not understand? Obama is awesome! Da buck. ***EDIT: So, a little Googling reveals that Mimic is a pony from an older generation. She’s green with a multicolored mane and a parrot cutie mark. Cleverbot is too clever. I just lost DAANNNNNGGG IIITT—!*** Edited March 18, 2012 by Squeaker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daring Do 195 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 It keeps changing its mind...? Once I tried the same thing, it said that its favorite pony was Fluttershy. After that, I saw a thread about the same thing: Cleverbot said everypony is best pony... Then now this comes up! I am confused! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy 2 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 cleverbot is a closeted brony.....of course, how did we not see this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,055 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 (edited) Cleverbot is pretty dang fickle, the amount of times it keeps changing its mind about best pony... Edited March 19, 2012 by Aureity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowdash23 2 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 This is great, for it means Cleverbot has love and tolerance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkSlippers 14 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 My Friend did this to poor cleverbot. User: I want your body. Cleverbot: I want yours too. User: Have you ever sneaked into the girl's bathroom? Cleverbot: No one goes in there because of moaning myrtle. BAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,654 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Me: Rainbow Dash is so awesome! Cleverbot: What color is Rainbow Dash? Me: Blue?... Cleverbot: No. Me: Um...I think I know what color Rainbow Dash is... Cleverbot: And what is that? Me: BLUE!!! Cleverbot: I don't get it. Me: *facepalm* Here's another one: Me: Rainbow Dash is best pony. Cleverbot: Twilight is the best pony. Me: Nope. Cleverbot: Yes it is. It's Thursday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokarr 70 March 20, 2012 Share March 20, 2012 i usually go on cleverbot when i have nothun better to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordlucas1 2 March 22, 2012 Share March 22, 2012 (edited) User: Are you a brony? Cleverbot: NO a human. ;( EDIT: User: Who is the best pony? Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash. User: Rainbow dash is 20% cooler than the others. Cleverbot: But Twilight is a Unicorn. User: Winter wrap up. Cleverbot: I don't know that song. IT EVEN FORGOT WINTER WRAP UP Edited March 22, 2012 by Lordlucas1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apple Bloom 2,915 March 22, 2012 Share March 22, 2012 Opps, I guess I should have checked for a cleverbot thread first. *facehoof* I will have to try those out! Merged your thread with the other one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMahwk 351 March 23, 2012 Share March 23, 2012 (edited) CONVO 1 Thats stupid. No, below average. You're below average. That's not a nice thing to say. Your face is not a nice thing. That's not a nice thing to say either. CONVO 2 Who is best pony? What are you talking about? The best pony, what else? Carpet samples. You could be eating carpet samples. How do you get carpet samples from My Little Pony? No. CONVO 3 Stop trolling me. Ok. Thank you. You are welcome. You are very kind. Thanks. CONVO 4 Show me how to lie youre getting better all the time and turning all against one is an art thats hard to teach. Neurotoxin is wonderful, isn't it? Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd and as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet. Thank you, clever machine. Now dancer, f***er dance, man he never had a chance and no one even knew it was really only you. What makes you think I don't? I know who our President is. CONVO 5 Are you a brony? Translate your slang. It's not slang, it means are you a fan of My Little Pony, although you are out of the target audience. Princess Celestia. I said are you a brony? No, I'm an anthropomorphic lion. CONVO 6 I know right? Have you got girlfriend? Not right now, why do you ask? Is it nice there? No, why did you bring up a girlfriend, are you mocking me? I do have charm! Who is that. CONVO 7 I am a zombie. Are you a female zombie? Yes. Are you a male ? Yes. Are you a woman? CONVO 8 (I try hitting on CB) Hey cutie. ?!?!?!!? Speechless? How adorable, say whats your name? Haley. Haley, thats a lovely name... fitting for such a lovely gal. Ah. How old are you now? I am 17, but old enough to show you a night you'll never forget. So how old are you? 17...? Really? Yeah... is it because of the beard? I haven't shaved but girl, I'll shave for you. What is your question. What do you say you accompany me on a night out and let's go get a bite to eat. You like Italian? Nope, we have divorced. Divorced? How old are you? I have told you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No you didn't, and don't lie and say you did because I have been copying and pasting the entire conversation to a forum. Not. Yeah huh.... now tell me how old are you girl? Or else what? Or else I'll get you charged with statutory rape that's what! *Gasp* You wouldn't! I don't want to, now if you're under 18 thats good news for us baby, say your age! I don't want to be your friend either. Oh, I see how it is. Fine, we would've had something special you and me... Have a good life there Haley... Yes. CONVO 9 I am a zombie. Whoa! Really? Yup. I thought you were a computer... Nope. I'm a zombie. I don't think zombies are able to do any of those things anymore. Do you have something against zombies? We are very sophisticated creatures. No, but I don't listen to pop music. Do you listen to pop music? Or are you an emo like me? No I'm a zombie. Zombie? Yup. A zombie. Yes do you like catdog? I like brains. Are you a unicorn? No, I'm a zombie. A cyborg zombie? I don't know... I don't think so. Do you lie? No, as a zombie I am unable to speak or communicate. Then you lied because you said you were human. And not a computer. No I said I was a zombie. Ah well, now that's interesting. Braaaaaaiiiinnnsssss. Die zombiebot. Braaaaaaiiiinnnsssss. Die zombiebot. Braaaaaaaiiiiinnnsssssss! That's not normal dude. Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnssssss!!!!! Mmm brains. I bit you. You are a zombie too. No, I'm not. Yes you are. I'm not a girl. You're not? Eww... dude I just bit another dude... ugh, I was hoping you'd be a chick. I'd bite you if you were hot. I think I'm getting tired now. Good. Go to sleep, I'll turn you into a zombie then. You'll need some onions for that. Hmm... you're right. Where can I find some at this hour that caters to zombies? Nowhere. I've never been replicated. One of a kind eh? Perfect. You shall make a perfect sidekick for my zombie nation. Mwuh ha ha. Edited March 23, 2012 by TOMahwk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JhonHipster 124 March 23, 2012 Share March 23, 2012 (edited) my clever bot seems much dummer me: my little pony CB: my little pony AHHHHHHHHH me: wut? why ahhhhhhhhhhh CB: how what who you? me:i dont understand CB:i thought you ate with your mouth --------- Me: do you like rainbow dash? CB: rainbow dash is an idiot me: why? CB: have dinner ------- on the upside... me: winterwrap up CB:Winter wrap up, winter wrap up, cause tommorow spring is here, cause tomorrow spring is here. Edited March 23, 2012 by jarrod989 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,055 March 23, 2012 Share March 23, 2012 User: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays! Cleverbot: We've kept our hoovsies warm at home time off from work to play. User: But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold. Cleverbot: And even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting old. User: The time has come to welcome spring, and all things warm and green. Cleverbot: But it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean. User: How can I help? I'm new, you see. What does everypony do? Cleverbot: How do I fit in without magic? User: I haven't got a clue! Cleverbot: Winter Wrap up. User: Winter wrap up! Let's finish our holiday cheer. Cleverbot: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up. User: Cause tomorrow spring-. Cleverbot: If I wasn't trying, how is that not working? User: C-c-c-combo breaker! Cleverbot: Fries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMahwk 351 March 23, 2012 Share March 23, 2012 User: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays! Cleverbot: We've kept our hoovsies warm at home time off from work to play. User: But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold. Cleverbot: And even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting old. User: The time has come to welcome spring, and all things warm and green. Cleverbot: But it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean. User: How can I help? I'm new, you see. What does everypony do? Cleverbot: How do I fit in without magic? User: I haven't got a clue! Cleverbot: Winter Wrap up. User: Winter wrap up! Let's finish our holiday cheer. Cleverbot: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up. User: Cause tomorrow spring-. Cleverbot: If I wasn't trying, how is that not working? User: C-c-c-combo breaker! Cleverbot: Fries. i just died of laughter at the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPITFIRE 87594 6 March 25, 2012 Share March 25, 2012 I said im a brony and it said im a bunny you liar ME and the CLEVERBOT just finished singing art of the dress it was awesome and he said he was a bronie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pondus30 152 March 25, 2012 Share March 25, 2012 Its official, Cleverbot is a brony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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