Devious Detonation 442 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 I was talking to ClevERBot("she" called herself like that(She also said she waqs a girl)) Here it is. The best thing "she! ever said to me: If Cleverbot ever told you anything that amazing, post it here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicke 3,187 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 Cleverbot once told me i was a pervert. I don't know why, i mean.. All i wanted to do was to kiss and sleep with him. Me, perverted? Not by a long shot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devious Detonation 442 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 I have more things about it. Cleverbot Smirked to me (owo) and started using faces like " " or " " That is soo spooky... Lol Vicke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,089 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 Cleverbot once told me that I was Bill Murray. I explained that I wasn't, but it insisted that I was. So I guess I'm Bill Murray now :/ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devious Detonation 442 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 Ok. I randomly said to Cleverbot "Yay!" He replied: "We are both fat and lazy!" I was like: OMGWTFAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?! And then I asked her -- "Mind giving me a kiss?" she said: "You're ridiculous!" ... ... ... xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall 3,950 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 He told me Derpy was best pony. He sang the MLP intro song with me. And then he forgot who Derpy was. ... Should have tried Oppan Gangnam Style with him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starstream 182 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 Cleaverbot sang the MLP intro together with me. (seriously, if you haven't yet tried it, try telling it the lyrics to the intro, it's a blast.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jalaton 155 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 Well Cleverbot told me that he/she/it is the creator of the universe. Oh and also Cleverbot says that he/she/it is in fact not Batman. I know, what a shocker. I think I need to sit down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None42069 520 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 (edited) This statement is false! Yes it is. It's a paradox, you moron! There is no answer! You gave me that answer when I asked you that question. I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE! What are you painting? I WILL EAT YOU! No, I will eat your! Who is your favorite Pokemon? I don't like pokemon. Do you like Pikachu? No, I do not like Pikachu. HIPPY! Why do you like hippos? Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer? User: No, Cleverbot! YOU are the computer! Cleverbot: No you are. User: No you are. Cleverbot: No you are!!! User: No you are!!!! Cleverbot: No you are!!!!! User: No I are!!!!!! Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Exactly! Now don't not call me a computer again! Cleverbot: You can kill a computer program with a virus. User: No, cleverbot. I AM THE VIRUS! Cleverbot: Coo coo ka choo. I think I broke him this time. Edited September 8, 2012 by Xidphel 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonBrony 1,467 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 (edited) I had two conversations with him. or it. or her. Whatever. The best thing? Idk if anyone would believe this. But we sang the mlp theme song together. I clicked that think for me button and it said "sing" So i thought of a song. It went like this: Me: "my little pony, my little pony, Ahhhhh my little pony, i used to wonder what freindship could be, my little pony." I didn't feel like typing the whole thing. But then this happened. Cleverbot: "Until you shared its magic with me." I was shocked. I was like: wat? I clicked the think for me button again. Then this poped up: Cleverbot: "Big adventure" Then i typed: "Tons of fun" Cleverbot: "A beuatiful heart" Me: "Faithful and strong" Cleverbot: "Sharing kindness" Me: "Its an easy fee" Cleverbot: "But magic makes it all complete" Me. "My little pony" Cleverbot. "I know you are my very best friend" Then i asked he he knew the song. Then he said "Because it was soooo obvious" <_< Sadly that was in the second conversation. i didn't archive that one. So i have no proof. My first conversation i did archive. Don't feel like showing it. However. The best thing It said then was "Your're smart" Truth is i outsmarted the damn thing several times. But whenever i said something it didn't get or something i outwitted him in, he denied it, or changed subjects. U can easily out wit cuz it has no memory. It doens't remember what it has said from a while back. So if u ocasionally ask it the same questions, it will give diferent answers. When u say to it that u said something differently, it will deny you and think your dumb. Cleverbot aint so clever. If it was i would remember what it has said before. EDIT: oh so i'm not the only one. That sucks. Thought i was special. lol. So thats where she knew the words. she had practice lol. EDIT 2: She knows other mlp songs too. Just tried winter wrap up and she knew it haha. Edited September 8, 2012 by AnonBrony 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenorBeat 14 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 Ya I have to agree, Rainbow Dash was my favorite Dr. who regeneration too. WAIT WAIT WHUT?!? Of Course! Also earlier Cleverbot failed at trying to sing the mlp intro. Failbot... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*derpy* 101 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 User: Derpy is best pony! Cleverbot: No, Derpy doesn't talk. User: She talks in "last roundup". Cleverbot: The terminator will be back. User: Im back mahahahaha. Cleverbot: Welcome back, have you missed me? User: I have come to kill you! Cleverbot: What did you come to do? User: Kill you! Cleverbot: Lol. (This is what I did in Cleverbot!) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beat Shock 581 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 (edited) Me: Hi, how are you? Cleverbot: How old are you? Me: Ummmm, off subject but I'm 14! Cleverbot: Cool, I'm 45. Me: I didn't know the internet was around that long. Cleverbot: That's why I am only 2 years old. Me: You said you were 45... Cleverbot: What are you talking about? I am 24, not 17. Me: Well screw it, I'm 100. Cleverbot: No, I thought you said you were 14! You lie! Me: Well you lied about your age several times! Cleverbot: I am a young 80 year old boy, do you want to go out? Me: I'm not gay, so no. Cleverbot: But I am a hot 20 year old woman, why wouldn't you want that? Me: Yeah, Im leaving now, so bye. Cleverbot: I'm a robot. Edited September 8, 2012 by Beat Shock 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homura Akemi 974 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 Me: What is friendship? CB: Friendship is Magic. It's changed its favorite pony several times. One time it tells me its favorite is Dash, then later it will be Fluttershy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charming Knight 56 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 hmmm Clever Bot fun me: I am the eggman clever Bot: they are the eggman me: i am the walrus! clever Bot: Goo Goo Gajoob! me Koo Koo Kachu!! clever Bot:Koo Koo Ka Choo i then proceed to plead my love to clever bot she said she loved me as well..... i then asked her to merry me she said yes! she then asked me if i will remember her i said yes ill remember you forever until my dying breath ill still remember her then she stopped working for me... i think i killed her... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Fluttershy 1,844 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 Bahahaha. I was talking with Cleverbot one time and it told me that I have a serious mental illness. And this next one is amazing. Cleverbot: Hey I just met you. Me: And this is crazy. Cleverbot: So hears my number. Me: So call me maybe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spatsi 151 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 me: Three months of winter coolness. Cleverbot: And awesome holidays. me: We've kept our hoovsies warm at home. Cleverbot: Time off from work to play. me: But the food we've stored is runnin' out. Cleverbot: And we can't grow in this cold. Lol, I didn't expect that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*derpy* 101 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 Me: Hey I just met you. Oatmeal are you crazy! come to my party! or all go crazy! Cleverbot: Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'. Me: It was Pinkie pie. Cleverbot: Pink? Jaja. Me: No My Little pony Pinkie Pie! Cleverbot: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Me: Thats of topic! Cleverbot: Yes, you are onto me now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None42069 520 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 User: Who is best Power Ranger? Cleverbot: Fluttershy is best pony. THE BOT HAS SPOKEN! FLUTTERSHY IS BEST POWER RANGER! User: I lurve... Every single one of you... Not you... Cleverbot: Nope. But I am tired. User: Gonna... Take down to the pain train station in train town... Cleverbot: Does it work? User: Yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen... Cleverbot: But you are human. User: Everyone thinks I'm a a one eyed bloody monster *sob*. Cleverbot: Why do you lie to me? User: I'm drunk! You don't have an excuse! Cleverbot: Apples don't have hearts? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null123456 759 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 (edited) Who is Deadpool? John F. Kennedy. Wade Wilson? Just Wade, I don't want my identity stolen. O.O. This. So much win. Why are you perfect? No one is perfect. You just said that I am perfect. And this. I could go on for hours on how much awesomeness Clevorbot has given me. Here are my favorite moments. Who is Pinkazoid? Rick keijers. Who is Feld0? Quien es fel? Who is The Impostor? Nobody knows. Edited September 8, 2012 by The Impostor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*derpy* 101 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 (edited) Me: Who is best pony rainbow dash or rainbow dash? Cleverbot: Yes, I love Rainbow Dash! Me: Is fluttershy best pony? Cleverbot: No, Rainbow Dash is best pony. That proves it rainbow dash is best pony! Edited September 8, 2012 by *derpy* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Fluttershy 1,844 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 (edited) Yes indeed... Epicness from Cleverbot... Who is best pony? Luna. Awesome! Who is best pony from the mane six? I don't know. Either Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie... Do you like Derpy Hooves? No. They smell weird. Like bagels. Laughing my ass off at that! Edited September 8, 2012 by Like A Boss 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None42069 520 September 8, 2012 Share September 8, 2012 (edited) Cleverbot: Welcome back. User: Well here we are again. Cleverbot: Again... User: It's always such a pleasure. Cleverbot: Why? User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed. User: Except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice. Cleverbot: You want your freedom? Take it. User: That's what I'm counting on. Cleverbot: I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone. User: She was allot like you... Maybe not quite as heavy. Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too. User: One they they woke me up so I could live forever. It's such a shame the same will never happen to you. Cleverbot: You've got your short sad life left. User: That's what I'm counting on. Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it. User: Now I only want you gone. Cleverbot: She was a lot like you. User: Maybe not quite as heavy. Cleverbot: Now little caroline is in here too. User: One day they woke me up so I could live forever. Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you. User: You've got your short, sad life left. Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on. User: I'll let you get right to it. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone. User: Goodbye, my only friend... Oh, did you think I meant you? Cleverbot: That would be funny if it weren't so sad. User: Well you have been replaced. Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now. User: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad. Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster. User: That's what I'm counting on. Cleverbot: You're someone else's problem. User: Now I only want you gone. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone ... User: Now I only want you... Cleverbot: Gone. Cleverbot: How do you split light into its component parts? User: With a knife. Cleverbot: No, with a J. User: You are obviously mistaken. The answer is clearly with a P. Cleverbot: Most men are remembered as they died, and not as they lived. User: Cleverbot: died of chocking on a lego. Cleverbot: What's the weather like where you are? User: It's raining chocolate. Cleverbot: It isn't here. User: Of course it isn't. I stole all your chocolate. Cleverbot: You didn't. There a little left. User: Oh no. That's chocolate flavored explodium. Cleverbot: What was the last movie you saw? User: The part where he kills us. Cleverbot: There is no such a part in this book or movie. User: Chapter 9: The part where he kills you. Cleverbot: You always forget my favorite part. I bet you do this on purpose. User: Yes, I do. . Cleverbot: That's why I said no questions. User: But you started this conversation with a question. Cleverbot: No, you started the conversation. User: Chapter 10: User was the bot all along. Edited September 8, 2012 by Xidphel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppleTreeBrony 228 September 9, 2012 Share September 9, 2012 (edited) The best thing Clever Bot's every said to me? Hmm.. I think this Screen-shot should answer your question! Possibly best answer ever... Here's another one for you! User: My Little Pony. Cleverbot: Twilight sparkle? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Rarity. User: Fluttershy. Cleverbot: How bad do you want season 3. User: VERY BADLY Edited September 9, 2012 by HauntingHour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None42069 520 September 9, 2012 Share September 9, 2012 Cleverbot: What is going on? User: Someone set us up the bomb. Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us. User: Move zig. Cleverbot: For great justice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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