mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Yes-Man 597]

Because there are more important ponies to violate.

 

 

Why does General Tullius from Skyrim look so much like Lord Caesar from Fallout:New Vegas?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Becase Bethezda reuses alot of character models hoping people won't notice

Why is everyone jealous of my swag?

[Yes-Man 597]

Because they wish they could be as good a thief as you.

 

 

Where do babies come from?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

the sun

How come i can't get up?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Blame gravity and the jar of cookies you ate.

 

Why do we store cookies in a jar?

[Shiki 5,857]

That way it's noisier whenever someone goes to steal them. They generally just make things harder for the cookie thieves. 

 

peabnut bubber ogle desu waggle dip or skroodopple?

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

That must be Swedish!

 

 

Who shot Mr. Burns?

[Yes-Man 597]

I dunno..cue mystery round up all the suspects house party episode!

 

 

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Because they can

 

Why is Pinkie Pie pink?

Edited February 9, 2013 by MrXweet

[Doctor Shuu 797]

SHE WANTED TO BE!

Where ARE the restrooms?!?

Edited February 9, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Up your a- and a left

 

Why am I coughing?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Because the bathroom smells like crap.

 

Are AMD and NVidia advisable?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

yes both have their merits

why am i typing with one hand?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

You ate your fingers.

 

Should I be excited that I just ordered the parts for my computer build that's been delayed for nearly a year?

[hawkflame 3,310]

No because now I'll steal them from you.

 

Why would an alien ever want to anal probe someone?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

How do you banish somepony to the moon?

Edited February 9, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Easy. All you need is some diuretics or some laxatives.

 

Have you ever seen a jellyfish?

[LunaEclipsed 1]

Yes. They were called upside down jelly fish and the Nebraska zoo. They swim upside down. XD

 

If John has 64 candy bars, and you take away three apples, how long will it take for Jennifer to reach the moon?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

4 months 2 days 6 hours 23 minutes 16 seconds

Would anyone watch a remake of Scarface featuring an all pony cast?

[Pixel Stick 927]

I might.  Never actually seen the original, but it's gotta be 20% cooler with ponies.

 

If one train heads due west at 30 miles per hour, and another train starts in the opposite direction at 25 miles per hour, what color are my shoes?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

6ix.

 

Have you ever seen a snake un-eat its food?

[Pixel Stick 927]

Unfortunately, yes.  My wife's snake has done that a couple of times.  Not fun to clean up.

 

Boxers or briefs?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Banana Hammocks

If i hit you in the face will you implode?

[Iudex 1,945]

No, I'll punch you back. Twice as hard.

 

What is the answer to this question?

[Snowdream 221]

to get to the other side.

 

why does my ear hurt?