mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Muffin, your drunk, go home

 

eat a bad muffin (as seen in applebuck season) or very old cheese

[Golurk 468]

Old cheese. Many cheeses actually get better as they age, so it's really a no-brainer. 

 

What will I have to do to convince them to put Uzenvardium on the Periodic Table?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

inject them with it

 

how many licks does to take to get to the crystaly center of a geod pop

[Jack Baker 698]

Let's find out... 1, 2, 3... *bites geod pop, breaks teeth*

 

Eh, mow than thweee....

 

Quick! Who's that behind you?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

jack the killers mangled corpse

 

how many fingers am i holding up

[Demonic Soulz 483]

10000000000000000

 

 

Can you make an actual Tardis???

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

i need a box and a paperclip

 

why is Luna the best pony 

[Jack Baker 698]

She just is.

 

What is the theory behind 2 + 2 = 4?

Edited April 13, 2013 by ~Twisted Genius~

[Demonic Soulz 483]

NOTHING

 

 

Why is Celestia a troll and a molester???

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

because she is not best pony

 

gamer Luna or regular Luna

[Demonic Soulz 483]

Gamer Luna is awesome and good at games

 

 

Why is gamer Luna awesome?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

she just is

 

why all these ill thought out questions?

[Betez 1,734]

because.

 

How hard is Quantum Mechanics?

[Wallroux 56]

Child's play.

 

How hard is bucking an entire apple orchard?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Not hard at all. All I have to do is snap my fingers.

 

Who am I really?

[Wallroux 56]

Some kind of idiot Star Trek character.

 

Why don't you take my pizza?

[White_Blueeyes 4]

Because it's hawaiian.

 

 

 

What's the difference between an orange?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

It is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

 

Why do ponies suck? 

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Because they can't blow.

 

What is the difference between messing around and science?

Edited April 14, 2013 by WhoFreak97

[Wallroux 56]

You can make a mess by doing science, but you can't make science by messing around.

 

Who is Istók Hanyi?

[stainesbrony 219]

Istók Harry is who Istók Harry is

 

 

 

 

Is this a question?

[White_Blueeyes 4]

Yes.

 

 

Who put the bop in the bop-sha-bop?

[Wallroux 56]

Man Parish with hip-hop-be-bop

 

 

Is tossing somebody into a deep hole just because he is Persian legit?

[stainesbrony 219]

NEIN!

 

 

 

 

Why are cows?

[Wallroux 56]

Just.

Whobody got time for that?