mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Ivory Moth 19]

Ooooooohhhhh Nooooooooeeeezzzzzzz!!!!!!

 

Do you know the muffin man?

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

I resent ever having met him. He was a horrible person.

 

Would you go to space?

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Of course!

 

Why do I seem to be the funnier the less I try to be funny?

[Silverhoof 2,840]

Because life is kinda funny that way.

 

Would a nice glass of tea soothe you right now?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

NO! FUCK GLASS!

 

Would a nice cup of tea soothe you right now?

[Znex 936]

I don't drink tea...

 

Do you think Derpy will appear in a Season 3 episode?

[Bari 7,021]

Eh, sure. Why not?

 

Who is the greatest pony that ever lived?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Berry Pie! XD

 

 

Can i have another cookie?

[Silverhoof 2,840]

No. The cookies are all mine, I say!

 

Can you live without cookies?

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Sure, I'll just have biscuits instead.

 

Would you live in a medieval castle?

[halcyonharlot 372]

Nah, I bet they get really drafty.

 

What was the last thing you had to drink?

[Bari 7,021]

Orange juice.

 

Do you actually believe in the power of friendship?

[Silverhoof 2,840]

Yes, but I pack a gun, just in case.

 

In a Donner Party situation, would you eat a clown? and would it taste funny?

[Burnt Toast 9]

No, and no.

 

 

 

 

Why does the inside and outside of a record spin at the same time, despite being different sizes?

[Dr_Waveband 745]

They possess equal angular velocities. Because science.

 

Are Jaffa cakes biscuits or cakes?

[Silverhoof 2,840]

The answer is in the name: Jaffa Cake. they are cakes.

 

Would you own a domestic robot that would cook, clean, and do chores for you?

[Lunar Red 92]

Answer: Yes

 

Is Derpy Best Pony or Worst Pony?

[Nightfall 3,950]

Worst, because she isn't best... (But she isn't worst either... )

 

Do you listen to your songs/albums on shuffle?

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

All the time.

 

Why does my cat try to eat plastic and cardboard?

[Znex 936]

It is a dog in disguise

 

What is the average air-speed velocity of a unladen European swallow?

[Silverhoof 2,840]

I don't know...WAAAAAAAAAAAA (thrown into chasm)

 

Why is it in the classic slasher movies that anyone who makes out with a girl always dies?

[Znex 936]

The killer secretly makes slash shippings of the characters (hence why the films are really called slasher films)

 

Why is Rainbow Dash shipped with everypony?

[Nightfall 3,950]

Because those peeps be wack.

 

Should I go to bed?

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Don't go to bed! Freddy will get you!

 

Can someone make me a sandwich please?

[Guest]

No.

 

Can someone sue Nightfall for kicking my dog?