mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

If he doesn't pay attention to you, he doesn't like you.

Who wants eternal darkness?

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Me!

 

Who wants to join me in eternal darkness?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Me! Although I caused it.

Anypony want to come over for cupcakes?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Not after what happened last time.

 

Do you have any bear claws?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

nope just my dragon claws.

Should i open these MLP trading cards?

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Coincidentally, I recently had a dream about a pack of trading cards, and my subconscious seems to say no, don't open them.

 

Am I psychic?

[Yes-Man 597]

No, just a crazy old man who's life revolves around cards.

 

 

Where do I find the Chillrend Sword everyone's been talking about?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Google.

 

Is it advisable to call King Sombra King Sombersos?

[null123456 759]

Not unless you slap a sombrero on anything else evil! 

 

Should I kill you?

[Yes-Man 597]

Not if you don't want an arrow in the knee.

 

Why is Animaniacs so over-rated?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Blame King Sombersos.

 

Why like coffee cups when you could like the coffee that's contained within them?

[Jadefire 2,797]

I like both.

 

What's going on?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

The hairstyles of my 3hree main characters are nearly identical.

 

Wanna do it all over again?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

yes we need a reboot.

How come no one believes im a dragon

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Because your name is Iam Notab Rony.

 

Anypony wanna see something I drew?

[Jadefire 2,797]

Sure, why not?

 

Ever wonder if pegasai ever try to eat clouds?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

It's ill-advised to do so considering it's 100% water, which is boring. It gets even worse when it isn't 100% water...

 

Wanna know what else is ill-advised?

[Dusty Sparkle 23]

Depends... if its ill-advised to hear something ill-advised, then... tell me! tell me!

 

Why aren't I doing my homework?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Because desperate pegasi use clouds as toilets.

 

Why?

[chattydash 62]

to make chocolate rain

 

does it tast nice?

[Wingnut 6,994]

Does it tastE nice?  Yes, my waffles and coffee are delicious!

 

How did you know I was eating?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

im stalking you hardcore

If i were a girl what would be room look like?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

"If I was a girl, I could never be a boy."

 

Why do I use quotes everywhere?

Edited February 5, 2013 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[chattydash 62]

because you do

 

why am i witty all the time?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Cause you're just that cool.

Why won't people refer to me as "The Great and Powerful"?

Edited February 5, 2013 by Muffin Thief