T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[CamRad18 337]

False. Snips and Snails *shudders* How did those characters even get approved?

 

(If you were referring to the Mane 6, they're all best pony. Pinkie Pie might have a slight lead though.)

 

TPAM needs insulin to survive an encounter with Sweetie Belle.

Edited March 7, 2013 by CamRad18

[TwiliciousAlkoi 369]

False I need insulin to survive an encounter with Scootaloo

 

TPAM would start a cupcake fight with Pinkie.

[DreamingOfParadise 5]

True! Anything to interact with a pony.

 

TPAM does not have a Nintendo 3DSXL

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Indeed.

TPAM agrees that Applejack is worst Mane Six.

[TwiliciousAlkoi 369]

YES!

 

TPAM likes to read romantic FiMFiction

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Yesh.

TPAM reads fimfiction on a daily basis.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Neeyope.

TPAMT es terrified of scary stories.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*gasp* true. If they're pony stories of course.

 

TPAM has A.D.D.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Now I'm more curious as to how I was built when I was a child.

 

TNPTP is curious.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

No, as I already know that I'm the next poster to post.

 

TPAM has a user name beginning with either: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S U V W X Y or Z.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No, my name starts with:

 

Ф

 

TNPTP has their own alphabet.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

False, I started my own language, it's written with hawaiian numbers.

 

TPAM does not have diarrhea.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

*Sniff* False.

 

TPAMT has a double-necked drumset from Mars that sounds like George Lopez.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

False, my voice does. Ask anypony that goes to my school.

 

TPAM doesn't know how to convince someone to watch mlp.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Wut?

 

TNPTP can:

 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Yeeup.

 

TPAMT has a hostage in their basement.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Why would I?!

 

TPAM  wants to wake up one morning to butterflies and one of Fluttershy's songs.

Edited March 8, 2013 by MagicalStarRain

[Leatherbehlt 465]

False, I'd rather wake up to the gypsy bard and some watermelon slices.

 

TPAM is not capable of processing watermelon moose mixture.

Edited March 8, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I'll eat anything...?

 

TNPTP is tempted to:

 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

*Smashes glass*

 

TPAM got bloody hooves after doing that.

[ZomBrony 347]

False. I wish I had hooves.

TPAM is happy to see me return? Maybe?   

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Hmmm. Returned? (looks indifferent. Inside Silverhoof secretly goes: Yea!)

 

TPAM wishes he could be half as cool as Silverhoof.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Wrong, he's 20% lamer.

 

TPAM likes lemon juice.

[Queen Sugar Hoof 48]

TPAM likes PewDiePie?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

No, no they don't.

 

(You put a question mark so I assume it's open for interpretation)

 

TPAM has this permanantly implanted in their mind.