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I request Party of One. Please?

I've got a couple

 

Rarity: You smell like a rotten apple core that has been wrapped in moldy hay and dipped in dragon perspiration.

 

Spike: I can't believe you just said that about me (sniffles)

 

Director: CUT! Spike take it as a compliment

 

Spike: OK!

 

 

Applejack: LOTS OF CONSTRUCTION GOING ON IN THERE!

 

Rainbow Dash: You heard her, construction

 

(realistic construction noises)'

 

Director: CUT! Too realistic

 

Rainbow Dash: But we're cartoon characters of coarse we can make that realistic of impressions like my impression of Applejack (in Applejack's voice) howdy there

 

Director: Just make an impression of someone doing a poor impression

 

Rainbow Dash: We could do that.

 

 

the scene where Pinkie is talking to rocks 

 

 

Rainbow dash: (reads script) OH MY GOSH I READ A STORY ABOUT THIS EXCEPT I'M BEING MADE INTO CUPCAKES!

 

Director: CUT! Who showed her that?

 

Pinkie: Well I thought it was about making cupcakes. I was partially right.

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Yep. But instead they sing "Like A Surgeon".

I guess so

Episode: Pinkie Pride

 

Pinkie and Cheese sandwich: (sing Like A surgeon)

 

Director: CUT! What?

 

Pinkie: What you want non copyright ok!

 

 

might as well write other bloopers there

 

Cheese Sandwich: (sings the Smile Song)

 

...

 

Director: CUT! Pinkie you missed you cue.

 

(lawyers walk in to the set

 

Lawyer: Hi we represent Pinkie Pie who is filing a lawsuit against Cheese Sandwich for stealing her song.

 

Pinkie: Lets see how you do in court Cheese!

 

 

(when Pinkie was writing in her journal)

 

Pinkie: Dear diary, today I met the most hunky stallion

 

Director: CUT! That doesn't happen

 

Pinkie: Well that's where it looked like it was going did you not see Cheese's confess song.

 

Director: Did you not read you script

 

Pinkie: Shoot I guess I'm off on guess the ending.

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FRIGGIN. HILARIOUS! THANK YOU.

Thanks. It was kind of hard considering I've never heard of that song.

Episode: Bats

 

(during the song)

 

Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack: Help the bats, help the bats, make them stay and always come back!

 

Director: CUT! You're supposed to side with Applejack.

 

Applejack: But I always trust Fluttershy since she's an animal expert.

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Ok I see me and my sister were actually experimenting with that recently.\

 

At the Hasbro Studios cafeteria

 

Rainbow Dash: Don't look now girls but it's our rivals the Litttlest Pet Shop cast

 

Twilight How are they our rivals?

 

Rainbow Dash: Duh they're like the second most viewed show on the hub behind us in terms of ratings.

 

Twilight: Do you think this is all just some contest for ratings

 

Rainbow Dash: YES IT IS!

 

Applejack: We always win in ratings by a landslide anyway.

 

Rainbow Dash: It does make since, I mean look at who we're up against, pets, pound puppies, care bears, little kids stuff.

 

Applejack: But we're little kids stuff.

 

Rainbow Dash: so are the other stuff

 

(at this point the entire room is staring at Rainbow dash including the scary looking Transformers)

 

Rainbow Dash: Right we have giant robots on this channel so I'll just stop.

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MORE OFFSET BLOOPERS! AND ROGER RABBIT CROSSOVER! Pwease?

This is weird but I've only actually seen part of Roger Rabbit a couple years ago but I can try more offset bloopers.

 

Applejack: Hey Pinkie I'm trying to memorize my part of the Stop the Bats song can you read for Fluttershy?

 

Pinkie: Sure, I can do a great Fluttershy impression watch, (looks at script, clears throat, sings in perfect Fluttershy voice) Now wait just a minute, there's another side to this?

 

Applejack: How did you get her voice perfect?

 

Pinkie: The magic of Andrea Libman

 

Applejack: Who's Andrea Libman?

 

Pinkie: Who knows?

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Funny! Ever read 1984? If so, do a blooper involving the mysterious "Room 101" in the studios.

Sorry no my school never read it and I don't read a lot of novels outside of school.

 

Though there is this idea

 

It takes them forever to film an episode due to all the distractions (free cupcakes served by the Wonderbolts day)

 

Director: Finally finished that episode

 

Camera men: Uh we had the lens cap on

 

Director: (just takes a mountain dew and starts drinking) 

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